NO INTEREST?

Hurrah. After years and years and years of compound interest I have got my Barclaycard bill down to nil. Actually, I’m 4p in credit. I am absolutely beside myself. It’s a disco rope light occasion.

So, to celebrate, I’ve set up a spread sheet and I’m going to send Barclaycard a bill for my 4p, calculated, at a daily rate, with an interest rate of 18.9% .

And when I bill em I’m going to attach a cheque, made out to me, that they just have to sign to use.

And with that bill, I’ll give them a freehold telephone number that they only need to call once to get a £25,000 loan.

Standard conditions will apply.