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The WB threatened to set me on a few work colleagues.....it's an uncanny likeness of my new fringe look.

While on the horror theme, I am in danger of the sack from the WB due to an unnatural and unhealthy interest, I am hooked on the deranged one’s blog. He’s told me it’s over, it’s last month’s news and that I have to get over it but it’s a riveting read into a mind of delusion and horror.

She hates the tabloids and glossy type magazines (because she cannot get flattering editorial) and warns her blog readers not to read them, in particular The Sun and OK. I don’t think she’ll be appearing in The Sun anytime soon though as “The editor of said rag is a feminist ginger bitch, ugly as sin, who allegedly beats up her own bloke. People, for the thousandth time, don't buy into this garbage. …..I know that to Rebekah Wade (editor of the Sun), Barrymore isn't a threat. Her bloke isn't gonna run off with him and certainly wouldn't look at him in an appreciative way. If I, on the other hand, was given ten minutes on my own in a room with Ross Kemp, I reckon I could give him wet dreams over me forever more. That, my friends is why she won't let any of her staff say anything nice about me and why she won't work with me. I can't wait til she gets fired and a nice Ed takes over. I'll be back on them front pages again and she'll be trying to cling on to her bloke (probably by beating him over the head with a lamp while her new best friend Barrymore takes a dip in her pool with a fan he's met in a club). Ha ha. Let all the scum float round in their cess pit together I say.”

OK she dislikes due to their allegiance with Jordan, well she had the business sense to ban them working with Jodie while they are working with her. This is just one of her Ok magazine tirades “Freaks! Picked it up the other day at a shoot I was doing to have a flick. It was a few weeks old. Two big articles about me in it. One comparing the whole of my life to the whole of Jordan's. Bascially saying that I am copying everything she does. Er... no. One of the things they were "proving" their point with was the fact that I "copied" her brown hair. Actually, we both turned up the same night at the Dukes of Hazzard Premiere with brown hair. I had dyed it a week before that as part of a job for New Woman magazine. Because it was an exclusive deal, I had to wear a blonde wig for a week so that no one else would get the pictures. I certainly didn't copy her as I didn't know til that night that she had died hers brown anyway. Besides that, I was paid to dye it back to it's natural colour. It was a job. Nothing to do with her. Anyway, I didn't read the rest of the article as it was such tripe, I felt that if I carried on reading I would end up wanting to go into their offices and smash the "writer's" head through their computer screen. If I really wanted to be anything like Jordan I would have had a baby by the first rich footballer I could find, I'd get married quick and wear a ridiculous outfit (not to mention sell every single picture of my pregnancy test, hen night, wedding, honeymoon, having a shit, plucking my ear hair etc), I'd make a porno film and pretend it was stolen and I'd lie to the papers every week about stuff like buying a pink aeroplane or whatever, that they would then stupidly lap up as they have nothing real or fruitful to write about.”

The woman is stark raving mad. However, I wait with baited breath for her comments about the latest cover of the magazine.

Bottom left hand corner, SHE WON'T LIKE THAT!