Wednesday, May 24, 2006

big brother : day 6

Another day of Jodie baiting with Sezer picking on him from the moment that he woke up. The rows continued in the kitchen. The kiss has obviously got Sleazy’s testosterone turned up to 11 and he told Jodie that he would not allow him to hurt anyone in the house again. Alpha male. To enforce his bullying tactics he threw away the cereal that Jodie had momentarily put down. Very clever. Sleazy had been constantly baiting Jodie about being immature and then he did this. Jodie made another bowl and had a pop at Sleazy who was vile to him again. “You try that again and I’ll…”. The petulant Sleazy saw this as a threat to his masculinity, and immediately threw the new bowl of cereal away. This happened once more before Smoking Woman flew at Jodie in a rage for wasting food. BB rightly called her into the DR to calm her down. Leah laid into Jodie too calling him a sleaze. They all left Jodie alone in the kitchen area. He followed them and they all groaned and left that room, all apart from George, as he’s an individual. Pete was not there at the time. Jodie followed them again and this time they did not move but instead all took the time to pick a fight with him. Leah flew at him and was called into BB too. Even MM had a pop and Bono finally found her voice and had a row to a round of applause from MM. Sezer locked him out in the garden and they all laughed. When he got in the pool they, led by Sleazy and George, ran out and took his clothes. Oh how funny.

What a bunch of horrors. They have all been vile! Vile! They should all be ashamed of themselves. Sleazy in particular has showed his true colours. I would have left too but not before punching every single one of them in the face, pissing in their beds and pouring all the booze, fags and food into the pool.

VOTE SLEAZY OUT. Jodie and Sezer hate each other but at least Jodie got to call him before he left. He told the nation that Sleazy is a sexist chauvinist prick. Hurrah. Alas he’s not up for eviction as the clique group building has begun and the prettiest and fittest have been selected, leaving Miss Motivator, Glynn and Bono up for eviction on Friday. It’s a tough one to call. It wasn’t just Jodie who misled BB with his pre-show interview, MM did too. She claimed to be tough, no nonsense and a loner. It’s just not happened. Instead she’s a smelly old crybaby. Glynn is duller than dishwater but you know what the Welsh are like. They’d vote to keep in a bunch of leeks. Bono is surly, boring and dull. I suspect that she’d be a lot of fun if your idea of fun is getting your tits out and drinking cider until you are unconscious but she’s not had a chance to do this yet. The young straight fellas on the show this year, apart from Pete who I currently want to win, only care about pulling the ‘classiest’ bird. They think that they are the height of sophistication and a far cry from the likes of that knob that pulled Saskia last year. So, Bono doesn’t stand a chance of pulling, unless someone gets paralytic. But I think that Bono will go. She is dull dull dull. I think she knows she’s off soon.

The group were told that Jodie had left and that there was now a vacant place in the BBhood. Mikey filled the position by going into the DR first. His first duty was to chose a new member. He chose George, or Nice But Dim, as I think of him now. The BBhood had to pick 3 new members and BB then stuck the knife in again by saying that the people who do not get to join the BBhood after the vote will NOT GET THEIR SUITCASE FOR THE DURATION OF THE SHOW.

All that plus another kiss yesterday. Well nearly, Sezer lunged in for seconds with Imogen but she backed off. Ha ha, I hope that Jodie was watching. Mikey succeeded where Sleazy failed and got his gal, Grace. These people so shallow.

Good luck Jodie, wish him luck as you wave him goodbye. He had to go.

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