Thursday, May 25, 2006

play school : day 7

It seems that Glynn has been badly edited as the HMs all love him and think that he will be there until the end. Entertaining apparently. Tricky Dicky took the clippers to him to make a man of him and the ladies lurve his new hair do. Glynn gave the clippings to BB, for e-bay I presume. He says that he is celebrity now, although he wants to go back to a normal life in the Valleys when the show ends. At least that’s what I think he said. I still cannot penetrate his thick accent. Glynn reminds me of my old pal Ray (Perry). Bless.

Sleazy, Mikey and George had a lad’s chat about hard ons while Imogen, Lisa and Imogen had a girly chat. Imogen cooed on about Sleazy kissing the back of her head. Nicki, although an awful Violent Elizabeth, talks sense from time to time. She knows that George doesn’t really want her, and that he wants any woman. Imogen is trying to convince her otherwise. It didn’t stop Nicki sitting on his lap all evening though. Lisa said that she could sleep with Pete for his personality. Ahem not his 11-inch cock then! Leah, the tart with a heart, asked Pete if he fancies Lisa and he said he did but didn’t want to ruin things. He then spent the rest of the day stroking all the other women and making a bosom for a pillow of Leah’s chest. Lisa admitted that she would snog Pete. I’m not convinced Pete wants to be tied down. We’ll see.

Finally we know what’s up with Bono. She still refuses to suck up to anyone in order to get her suitcase but is most upset that BB has taken away her eyeliners and lip sticks. She says that’s her way to display her personality. A ha ha ha ha. I think she’ll need 2 gallons of snake bike for that. I don’t like many of them in there now after their Lord of the Flies performance with Jodie but I want her out of there. I don’t want to have to see her big belly again. Put it away. I wish Sleazy would get a pair of trousers that fit him too. What is it with these young boys and showing their pants and half their arses?

The time came for the BBhood to select their 2 new members in front of the house. They chose Nicki and Imogen and so Bonnie, MM and Glynn know they are up for eviction. MM then announced that she was going to leave, as she did not want to be evicted in her smelly clothes. She first threatened to walk when she found out that she would probably not get her suitcase back. What no clean knickers? She refused to be humiliated and called the show a pantomime. The only reason we didn’t ever hear people saying “behind you” is cos everyone knew already, they could smell her. MM went into the DR and told BB that she wanted to leave. BB told her that her sister is ill. She then came out and told the group that she had received a coded message. She had devised a plan with her family and friends and if there were any bad press about her, she would receive a secret message 'your sister is ill'. What a big mouth.

Her admitting to a code led to the rest of the group bad mouthing her and all agreeing that she was conniving, clever and not to be trusted. Of course now BB could officially evict her and did. BB says that she has been evicted but MM fiercely contests this and says that she left the House! Either way, she’s gone and they are 2 men down before the first official eviction.

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