big brother : eviction 1 (?)

Reinforcing what MM had called the show, a ‘pantomime’, Davina encouraged the baying crowd to boo the “cheat”. At the moment that MM was evicted she must have thought that she was Bono as all she could say was “shut up, shut up” over and over again. I half expected her to say “whatever”. The eviction must have gone badly as Davina said “MM if you are watching shut up”.

The baying crowd booed Bono whenever her name was mentioned and cheered Baywatch Glynn.

Back to yesterday’s highlights…….Pete has some buts over Lisa. “It’s only been a week. It takes me ages”. He has to be careful. Come and find me Pete, I’m the same. Pete thinks that Lisa is a bit possessive. He doesn’t want to be tied down, unless he’s in an S&M basement in Brighton. Nicki and Leah think that Grace actually fancies George and not the scally she is currently paired up with. Poor George fancies Grace and has a broken heart. Ahhhhhhh. All together now. Ahhhhhhhhh. Plus he split up with a bird to come onto the show and is by all accounts upset about it. He didn’t think it was fair to stay together as he was going onto BB but he wasn’t fair enough to actually tell her the truth about the reason for the split.

There was a boozy party last night and all the couples dirty danced, especially Pete and Our Kid. Leah gave Glyn a dirty dance and he got a boner! Maybe his first ever. It only lasted seconds however. Poor Perry. George felt left out and went to bed early. All the girls wanted to comfort him. Nicki wanted to go first but Grace insisted that she went first. Leah was next, and she kept the petulant Nicki at bay. Cue a strop. Leah got as close to George as Glynn’s bargepole. That’s very close folks. He did not like being comforted by either of them and told Grace when she jumped into bed with him to comfort him some more. Seems she is not exclusive to Mikey. Ar eh. She kissed Mikey goodnight and then went to her side of the bed. I smell a break up and right now she is sat with George.

Bono and Glynn were given the chance to win the contents of their suitcase, not the suitcase, the contents in a Generation Game type 3 minute memory quiz. Time flew….
Bono “hoodie, leopard print, pink, fluffy, pink”.
Glynn ““Crymn tee-shirt, Welsh rugby shirt, socks, a hat, pants, a belt”
Bono got her clothes back but no sign of the promised personality.

Anyway Bono is out and goodness knows how on earth are they going to make up her best bits. W H A T E V E R.