Jayne had proved to be a little too noisy and active for A-Lo. She also upset the Orish fellow as she had a pop at him for playing football with a melon. I suppose she hates to see food wasted and that’s why she eats it all. She wants to lose weight and has adopted Michael (phorrr but gay) as her personal trainer.
Dolly thinks that Pete has come out of his shell more now that A-Lo has gone. Her and Nicki had a bitch about her. Nicki really dislikes her and is glad that she has gone. Nicki and Dim then had a bitch about Dolly. They do not want each other to leave, as they would be stuck with her and Susie. And us, the viewer too. Dim lamented on days gone when she was close to Pete. I don’t remember them but I suppose it could have happened. Dolly reckons that Our Kid used to grab Pete if he tried to run away from her. Oh ho ho, she is soo delusional. Nicki is a bit too. She’s denying that she tried to snog Petey and reckons that they just hugged and slept in the same bed.
BB asked A-Lo to gather the new HMs and then announced a dirty trick. She had to evict a HM in front of them all. She got very upset about it cried, as she generally hates nominating anyway. She picked Jayne as she had kept her awake the night before. Course that’s why. Jayne knew that she was going out anyway and had to leave immediately. They suspected she was going into the other house but didn’t know for sure. She went to the DR and slagged A-Lo off before finding out that she was in fact going next door.
Naturally Nicki screamed and asked “are you real?” Nicki really likes Jayne, as she appears to be normal. I give it 3 days before she is sick of her. They all felt sorry for her, as they thought that she had to wear cut off jeans and a red England vest top. Susie said that they had made her wear some repulsive clothes too and went on until Jayne exclaimed “but they’re my clothes”. Jayne asked the HMs who was pleased A-Lo had been evicted. Naughty, she knows what they do not, that she is coming back and encouraging them to bitch about her is sly. Jayne repulsed Susie by belching loudly but endeared Dolly by talking dirty and swearing. Jonathan didn’t like her burping either. And I don’t. It’s not funny at all. Jayne and Glyn bonded a little over farting and burping. It didn’t take Dolly long to feel paranoid about Jayne having watched the show.
A-Lo is worried that people will think that she’s a bitch as she had rowed last week in the other house and now she has to evict people from her new yard. This is despite the new HMs knowing that Jayne went next door as they could hear Nicki screaming and Michael heard her from the DR. A-Lo is worried about people feeling rejected when she nominates them but figured out that they are nor really being evicted as only the viewers have the power to evict. Bright gal eh.
Michael misses Jayne and likes her. He hates hip-hop music and the attitude that goes with it and feels that this bonds the rest of the other secret HMs. He really doesn’t have anything in common with them, even A-Lo. It looked at first that they would get on but now he feels that A-Lo has a negative energy and can be stroppy.
GET DOLLY OUT!!!!
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