day 46 : big brother

A-Lo has bonded with Spiral over dire hip-hop, plus she is Irish descent. He fancies her and it may be reciprocated. She knows that he is going into the real BB house and has sent him there to keep Pete company. She really wants to send the scouse lass and would have nominated her next if she thought that there were really off. She’s worried that BB will only show her nominating and that we don’t realise that she knows what’s going on. I think she’s think too much. Dim tried to bond with her ‘old pal’ Pete again. And it was painful. Mikey said that nothing would ever happen between him and Dim. Nicki taught Dim her old ear against the door trick so they both heard Mikey’s boy talk with Glyn. Here’s another snippet : Glyn got a semi when’s Nicki’s arm touched his. The gals did confess but they are going to pretend that they know nothing as the boys were cross.

Nominations
Glyn :
Pete got his first nomination ever cos Glyn thinks he’s boring and miserable. Well with only twats like Glyn for company who came blame him. Oh, and he’s still smelling.
At least he had the brains to apologise for this later when Pete explained some of the symptoms of his condition, ie sleeping. The only person ever to nominate Pete – what a tit.
Dolly oh dear, I feel an A-Lo influence her. She had a pop at Dolly saying one minute you don’t want to be near Glyn cos he says he fancies you and the next you have his head in your bosom. Fair game. He apologised for this too but I don’t care about her.
Dim :
Dicky + Dolly dull and predictable Dim. Fair enough for Dolly as all she talks about is Pete but didn’t she vote like this last week? Zzzzzs.
Dolly (by all accounts really 35!!! Heat found her birth certificate):
Susie : as she gives her disapproving looks all the time when she is crude – she’s lucky cos I’d just throw up on her. She said first Nicky and changed it to Dicky as he called her fat and said she’s putting weight on
Mikey
Dicky : cos he stares and his campness levels vary. And??
Nicky : no need to explain, moaning, always cold, spoilt etc
Nicky :
Well, she was moaning and sulking and had a coat on as she said Dicky
Dolly : she pretended it was hard. She doesn’t trust her
Pete : was banned from nominating as he confessed to A-Lo that he had nominated her – he was pleased though so it backfired a little
Dicky :
Dim : like a genital wart, won’t go away
Glyn : too much Wales talk. Glyn and Dim have put him off ever going there. I hope the Welsh don’t hate him like they did Anne Robinson but he still loves Shirley Bassey, Charlotte Church and her boyfriend – we cannot let him leave!!!!
Susie :
Dolly : for being overdramatic
Glyn : as he farts too much and never owns up to it. Jayne will be at it next.

Dolly & Dicky are up - GET DOLLY OUT