day 4

Pete may turn out to be a Diary Room ranter. They screened a funny turn yesterday where he flew into a blind panic as he has never packed and unpacked a suitcase in his life. He feared that he would not be able to find his clothes without his boy friend there. I thought that they only let you have one? He got over it quickly enough and apologised for being ridiculous. As far as I can tell he’s holding his own over the repulsive coat, even though there was a kangaroo court over it. We don’t know the outcome yet. Despite the excesses of his plastic surgery he appears to have the most basic and rational arguments for everything. I should imagine that these were formed and developed while growing up a little different in Liverpool (I think). He’s been holding court and has apparently never had so many people tell him that’s he’s beautiful.

After a full nights sleep, Jodie’s lip liner is still apparent. It appears that she goes to bed fully made up.

Maggot looks deathly pale this morning. Goldie Looking Chains are notorious puffers and I’m sure that Maggot must be missing his king size Rizla.

Pete is drinking his tea through a straw.

Michael keeps singing Pete’s hit song. I fear a re-release. But I’m sure there would be competition for the Number 1 slot from Chantelle’s release 'I Want It Right Now'.

Dennis can now bring himself to sit next to Tracy and talk to her. Well, he doesn’t actually talk, he mumbles. And he mumbles at the speed of Mohammed Ali and as low in pitch as Marlon Brando. Jimbob, what does that make him?

Rula, a red head, not a ginge (xx) has committed another crime. Yesterday she covered her red hair with a black wig. I have found no rational explanation for this yet and I hope that one comes my way soon as I do like her. She talks a lot of sense and feels the same way about energy as me. She has great legs too and is beautiful first thing in the morning. She uses jimbob’s chant and has been joined by Jodie this morning. Jodie is prepared to try anything to find inner peace, apart from actually not going out wearing just 2 belts for a top.

Preston has LOVE and HATE tattooed on his toes in a tribute to Robert Mitchum in ‘Night of the Hunter’. He is not scary, not in the least.

Pete is hysterical. There’s a big debate going on about his coat. Rula tried to diffuse the situation by crying out “bananas are 15p each, how many shall we get”. Pete “I need bananas for my coat”. I know it’s a serious issue but he can see there will be no resolution. Tracy has entered with a blinder, do fruit and vegetables have feelings? Michael just wants everyone to love each other. George highlighted the plight of sweat shop workers. Jodie wants to sit there and laugh. Pete wants to Jodie bait. So far there have been no tears.

Tracy is beautiful, fit and my funny! She’s growing on me a little, although I prefer her when she’s being herself rather than when she’s with the girls. It’s gets a little hormonal then. Yesterday morning she had trouble sleeping and noticed that it was snowing. This was a first for her as she lives in Malibu. She was so excited that she woke Michael as she had to tell someone (grrrr). He is 53, it was 5am and took it as well but I would have slapped her myself as she looked at him and said “You look like hell”.

THE TASK
Chantelle : Hmmm, she read/sang the lyrics. She forgot most of the words. She sounded BAD.
Michael : took us back to Germany 40 years ago and came up with a composite character based on Adolf Hitler and Frank Spencer. It was alwight I suppose.
Rula : Thank goodness that there was a reason for her black wig, she was doing a scene as Lady Macbeth. Phew.
Preston : He was good. It’s a great pop tune.
Tracy : She had to do a slow motion Baywatch run. At 37 she looked stunning.
Pete : Got all the house mates hand clapping. Can’t quite reach the high notes anymore but he didn’t try. He’s not ashamed. He really enjoyed performing.

Chantelle really enjoyed performing and I think she really believes that she is now a pop star. They say that house can do strange things to you. She thinks that they all believe her too and that they enjoyed the song. Jodi didn’t and doesn’t and told Preston and Maggot. They squirmed and Preston looked like he really regretted having ever said a word. She leaves tonight if they don’t believe her, as she will have failed the task. I think they all like her, will cotton on and then she’ll stay. Hurray.

Hmm, Rula and George don’t believe Chantelle’s a pop star.

Oh no, they had to rank themselves in order of how famous they are.

Hurrah, those lovely boys of pop put themselves in the last 2 positions so have saved Chantelle from the axe. Fario is going to be roasted for delusions of grandeur. Stick her in a Tesco queue in a cardy and no one would recognise her.

Downside, as she was told her fate by Big Brother they were watching. She's won them over with a beautiful speech.

Te he. Big Brother asked her for her autograph. “Oh no, I ent got an autograph”. Classic.

Jodie don't look happy. Birds!!!

SHE’S A CELEBRITY GET HER OUT OF THERE!