JODIE (told you)
The boos and cheers were an even 50/50.
I've never seen anyone react to boos like this before.
She asked for her Mum first and then her dog (in that heaving, noisy baying crowd). It took approximately 3 minutes for her to cry, even though Davina was as gentle as she could possibly be with her. Jodie felt that the whole experience was hideous. When asked if she thought that she had achieved what she went in for, to show the public what she’s really like, fun, a laugh and not a slag (her words), she said no. Davina explained that there are possibly reasons why the public perceive her in the way that they do. A montage followed of her sticking her tongue out, touching herself up, thrusting her tits out, with Maggot between her tits as she lay on top of him, with her infamous 2 belts top on, in Preston’s bed, her saying “I want to lick really tight neat nipples and eat some good pussy’, or words to that effect, her saying “I like a finger up the bum”, of her lagging drunk and in various states of writhing around with her hands on her breasts. Davina, ever so subtlety called her a dichotomy.
Giving her 'Why I am Famous' presentation
Davina then asked her if she was going to follow the advice that any of the housemates gave her. She looked at her like she was mad, a “what advice?” look. All she could remember was that someone had advised her to leave the country if she didn’t like the exposure. She explained, that she likes being a ‘celebrity’ but doesn’t like being called a slag. That was the end of that line of questioning.
Asked what she had learnt about herself she struggled for anything noteworthy to say and eventually came up with that she learnt that “she doesn’t get on with people who say that they are not transvestites when they are”. Then she was shown her nominations and was advised to hold her breath. The fact that 8 nominations is the highest ever number of votes was not mentioned. She remain silent throughout all of the clips except Dennis’s and then blurted out that the only reason he voted for her is because she told him point blankly that she would never ever sleep with him. Even I, Miss Put My Foot In It, find that these things are always best left unsaid. I wonder how she would react if someone said it to her. Actually I already know, there would be tears.
Asked to quickly comment on her housemates:
George “It’s whatever. Innit.”
Pete “Hideous.”
Faria “Top bird.”
Preston “Lovely.”
Low point: all of it
High point: Chantelle
It could have been a lot better.
Jodie has got a gob on her. She doesn’t know when to keep her mouth shut. It would take months of abuse for me to get anywhere near as vicious as she was. And I would need to be really riled for a much longer period of time to be so insulting to or about people. On film I mean. In today’s footage she called Michael a psychopathic weirdo. Yesterday she told him that he needs to see a psychiatrist. She also mentioned it in her live interview. So far she has been the only person to be vocal on the fact that Michael fled the country. Today, she looked around to make sure that no one could hear her, clearly forgetting where she was, and said “I’ve got an issue with people dying in swimming pools”. She said that Pete looked like the Bride of Frankenstein. She unadvisedly said that Jordan’s nose is hooked and that she looks like a witch in profile. She told Dennis to his face that she would NEVER EVER sleep with him. On the first night she made sure that Dennis and Traci knew that Faria was only known for doing a kiss and tell. This, from the woman who did an OK interview and photo-shoot on why she had an abortion. And she was photographed out clubbing shortly afterwards. The man in question is on film as saying that he doubts she was ever pregnant. Either way he was not consulted before it was done, if it was. Miss Meat is Murder. I’m glad that Pete did not know about this while she was in the house. In the short time that she wasn’t moaning, bitching, looking for attention or plugging her book, she was saying things like “if there was a fit bloke here now I’d feel like a snog”, “I wish they’d bring a fit bloke in here”, “I need a hug”, “do you want an orgy” etc.
An interesting fact : Channel 4 said 18 viewers complained that Jodie had been bullied but 18 more complained about her behaviour.
JODIE MARSH CBB BLOG
THE END
Oh, there’s a surprise eviction on Wednesday.
I cannot wait to see what Traci and Dennis will make of Jimmy Saville in the age of PC. How does one explain the little boys and girls sitting on his knee? What will they make of his Flavor Flav bling? And his no nonsense Northern style? Will they be able to get things fixed and get a badge?
The CBB meanies kept Traci out of her own party for the first hour.
From what I can tell they have been given the following outfits to wear:
Chantelle is a Dracula nymphet
Dennis is a zombie
Faria is a ghost
George is Dracula
Maggot, or Mag Git as Chantelle calls him, is one of Robin Hood’s Merry Men
Michael is a mad doctor
Pete has a skimpy new romantic handkerchief outfit
Preston is a skeleton
Rula, or Ruler as Chantelle calls her, is a Mummy
Traci is a sexy devil
The party’s pretty dull, although watching Faria dancing was funny. A bit like watching one of your old school teachers dancing. George is flirting with Rula, this has been happening a lot of late. Dennis has been flirting with Faria and talks in an aggressive, thinks it’s sexy, way to Traci. He has, allegedly, twice talked in his sleep about Traci and we’ve seen footage of him muttering “Traci Traci. Stroke, stroke, stroke”. He’s also been perving by the pool and generally being a letch. Chantelle is quiet with a tendency to droop the bottom lip. I hope that she gets herself together soon, as this show is her big shot and she may not get another one. Preston cunningly used the eviction to get a hug from Chantelle. As The Ordinary Boys album sales are up 100%, the ladies must see him as a sensitive soul. He flitted from room to room in silence for a while after the eviction.
Earlier, Michael asked Pete for some glue. He handed it over without another thought as he was busy. Later Michael told Pete that he used the glue to stick his Mad Doctor nose on. Pete said “get it off quick, it’s surgical glue used to stick wounds together when stitches can’t be used”. Michael looked shocked and said “are you sure?” On hearing this Pete ended up in hysterics.
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