cbb finale

I'm looking forward to Pete's interview and that's all. I think that Chantelle will win and this upsets me. There have been various pictures of her topless and discreet full frontals on the front pages of the Daily Sport every day this week. It's such a waste. All she's going to use her new status for is joint glamour shots with Jodie, unless she gets a very good manager very quickly.

Eviction predicition :
Traci
Pete
Maggot
Michael
Preston
Chantelle

In their final Diary Room chats : Chantelle predicted Preston to win, Maggot wanted himself to win for some $$$$, Michael wanted Maggot to win, Pete wanted Michael to win, Preston wanted to win but, apparently, it’s never been a competition. If he can’t win, he wants Chantelle to win. Traci wanted to herself to win too.

Jodie’s turned up and has unbelievably not given up TV, just reality TV. Faria’s here. Yawn. Rula said hi to George but he ignored her. George reckons his constituency are behind him. Dennis wasn’t allowed to talk in case he swore.

The first person to be evicted tonight is Traci. She pouted a lot and said “oh my God” often. She maintains that there was a lot of love in the house.

Pete’s out. He steeled himself for booing. Good job. It was true panto. He loves the boos and says it shows he still has what it takes and said it’s 1977 all over again. He’d only packed for 5 days on the show. He thinks that people cannot cope with the truth these days and that he didn’t go too far and that he’s scary but fun. I agree. They were all free at any time to yell shut up. What he learned in his time in the house : how to go without sex for 3 weeks. His hit is being re-released and he’s gutted. He said it’s like been in your school uniform all your life. His best bits were excellent. Channel 4 know how to court controversy, his boyfriend was invited onto the stage for them to hug.

SHOCK!!!!!!!!! PRESTON’S OUT. Boo, they’re all cheering. Zzzzzs. George looks like he still wants to kill him. They showed a Chantelle and Preston montage. He still insists that they are just mates. His bird is there looking upset but without the murder in her eyes that I would have, especially after watching the montage. He is justifying it all by saying he’s a flirt and if people can’t cope with that then it’s their problem. What an odious toad. Oh well, at least Jodie will have someone to say hello to at last.

Next out is Maggot. I don’t mind them cheering Maggot. He’s alright. He’s a bit dull at times, too polite and quiet for my liking but harmless enough. “It’s the taking part that counts”, “you’ve got to take the rough with the smooth”, cliché city. Zzzz. The crowd love him though. I prefer a bit more of a brute. Get some colour in your cheeks man.

Michael is out now, so the winner is Chantelle. Booooooooooooooo.

And I have my life back. CBB blog endeth and here’s hoping I lose my Jodie obsession soon too.