day 43 : big brother

A-Lo’s yard. No natural light and they can only go into the garden when the other HMs are locked into their house.

BB woke them to an alarm sound of sawing. How clever. Pete and Nicki slept in Pete’s bed. Remember she tried to kiss him the night before. She woke up in her clothes and looking rough, saying it was the biggest piss up that they’d had.

Dolly went to get the low down from Pete straight away and had already glared at Nicki and shook her head when she saw her in Pete’s bed. Seems Nicki told Pete how she felt, about wanting to kiss him like it was in her dreams and that she likes him. Dolly told him that he gets himself in some pickles but this is her doing, she’s been leading Nicki on to keep Pete away from A-Lo. Dolly wants Pete to put Nicki straight and then filled in A-Lo, friends again it seems. They feel she has made a tit of herself and has no shame. Desperate etc. Dolly is such a hypocrite, she says that she’d have to leave if she’d done it. After weeks of trying to pull him herself. Get her out and boo her!!!!

Nicki and Dim had their own little chat. Nicki remembered the basics of the night before but not what she said to him. They think Dolly still fancies Pete. Nicki thinks that Pete understands her like no other man before. She’s drawn to him. In a bitch fest she revealed that Dolly told her that she is 43. I wonder if that’s true.

Susie is so dull that no one thinks her Golden ticket was a fix anymore. On Davina calling her name A-Lo cried, sobbed in fact and wanted her Dad. No one was surprised. They know nothing in there. We love A-Lo. Pete and Dolly both nominated her but took the time to comfort her. Pete confessed to nominating her and said sorry. She had already guessed. Pete said that he had not been able to think up any reasons and didn’t think she’d be up. BB pulled him up about it later. Pete didn’t think he’d done anything wrong, little knowing that she has not gone. He said he had to do it to keep his head straight. Dim was a comfort to her as they had got quite close.

Boss big bird Jayne, who ill-advisedly wore a bikini today, talked Michael and A-Lo into sharing a bed. They are one short you see. Big bird broke her bed by jumping up and down on it and then crash landing on it from a great height. The Orish idiot annoyed Michael by quizzing him about being gay. He has no gay friends. He won’t be popular.

Pete and Susie revealed that they both like to wear PVC/rubber and go to rubber parties, although Susie doesn’t pick anyone up at them. While discussing this poor Pete fell into the pool fully clothed and with his microphone on. He went to have a shower followed by a very drunk Nicki who pawed him and tried to apologise for the night before. She could barely speak. She didn’t want HIM to be delusional about it all and was nervous that Dolly had blown it all out of proportion. No!!! He carefully dodged any comment at all but grassed her up to Dicky and Dolly. Dicky tried to calm the situation down saying that Nicki was fine, just paranoid, while Dolly went on and on as usual.