A-Lo told the new HMs that her friends had voted her into the Secret House (SH), or A-Lo’s yard. The phone rang as the tanoy is too loud. It was BB for A-Lo. She had to go to the DR. BB told her she was not voted out by the public but voted in. She said thanks. She was told the SH is temporary however, she has to evict 4 of the new HMs over the next few days. Classic. She will keep the black man or the gay man. SSSShhh, it’s all secret. She called Jonathan (black man) Leroy in error. Der, looks like her friend you see.
Another twist – the 4 HMs don’t leave – they go into the real house where A-Lo will meet them again. Good job she is nice.
Friday, June 30, 2006
new hms
A-Lo cried like a baby, called the crowd w**kers for booing her and wondered why she had ever come onto the show. Everyone comforted her, particularly Dolly. Davina actually laughed as she gave her 30 seconds to leave the house, possibly as A-Lo was crying so much at being booed. She’s pregnant (Davina) and a bag of hormones.
Then a-Lo laughed her head off when she was guided to another room by a production person and was prompted to be quiet by words on a screen. She danced around quietly in a circle and cried “no way, no way”.
The 5 new HMs have been in hiding for 9 days and think they are going into THE house, not the secret house.
#No. 1 – surprise surprise a straight black man, for A-Lo no doubt. They flirted straight away.
#No 2 – a white, overconfident Orish idiot young bloke. He got booed he’s such a tosser. He doesn’t drink booze!
A-Lo is confused after being booed and thrilled at an Orish bloke.
#No 3 – a cheeky scouse gal, sporty spice look a like. Hates girls. A mouthy gob shite. A bit like Our Kid. Has a boy friend of 3 years.
#No 4 – a young gay man, not that young. “Outrageous” by all accounts. Worked the crowd on the way in. Wow. The only one to mention that they were not in the house.
#No 5 – another gal. Tubby (very), a bit loud and bossy. Catholic. Hmm. Leather fetish. Got booed for being soooooo wacky and “sexy”.
Then a-Lo laughed her head off when she was guided to another room by a production person and was prompted to be quiet by words on a screen. She danced around quietly in a circle and cried “no way, no way”.
The 5 new HMs have been in hiding for 9 days and think they are going into THE house, not the secret house.
#No. 1 – surprise surprise a straight black man, for A-Lo no doubt. They flirted straight away.
#No 2 – a white, overconfident Orish idiot young bloke. He got booed he’s such a tosser. He doesn’t drink booze!
A-Lo is confused after being booed and thrilled at an Orish bloke.
#No 3 – a cheeky scouse gal, sporty spice look a like. Hates girls. A mouthy gob shite. A bit like Our Kid. Has a boy friend of 3 years.
#No 4 – a young gay man, not that young. “Outrageous” by all accounts. Worked the crowd on the way in. Wow. The only one to mention that they were not in the house.
#No 5 – another gal. Tubby (very), a bit loud and bossy. Catholic. Hmm. Leather fetish. Got booed for being soooooo wacky and “sexy”.
6/6….come on!!!!!!!
A-Lo got booed but they still looked surprised when she was told she would be evicted. As usual, Susie was a lady.
She cried and does not want to “shame herself” – said in a black girl’s accent.
BB has a surprise that we do not know about – something for all of them.
She cried and does not want to “shame herself” – said in a black girl’s accent.
BB has a surprise that we do not know about – something for all of them.
eviction night 6 : day 42 : big brother
Late in, missed 20 minutes due to a long story but it would appear that A-Lo and Dolly had a row yesterday and dragged in Glyn and Pete.
A-Lo knows that she is going, as Susie is the Golden Ticket girl and lovely, but she doesn’t know that she’s not leaving. I hope she does not kick off Mace style. She sees her new role as house bitch, which exactly why she cannot leave.
Nicki has tooth ache and believe me you do not want o hear her wailing. Please do not laugh at her. She said PLEASE. BB asked her where the pain is and she knelt down in front of the confessional window and showed him.
Pete has had such a hard time from the ladies that he wants to leave, not really like, but yes Dolly leave me alone type of thing.
There was a suggestion box. Pete was told anonymously that he has BO. He had a shower. This is good, he stinks and takes pride in the fact that he sometimes does not shower for days. He often leaves BO smells on the gals after hugging them. Yuck. Cos he was a bit down it got to him. Nicki was told not to moan. Dolly is no longer trying to pair Pete off with Nicki and says that she was only doing it in the first place to make Nicki feel better. Pete is no longer Dolly’s type, I suspect it’s because he doesn’t fancy her. Glyn was told not to be so Welsh.
Glyn touched himself in the shower and grassed Pete up about wazzing in there. Grass. Dicky pretended to Susie that he wazzed with her in mind. Everyone else still fancies Pete as he is “off the hook”. Nicki hugged him in bed and told him that she had had a dream that they had kissed. `She tried her hardest to get a snog under the covers and it seems that she did succeed. I have one night off!!! He didn’t seem too willing though. In his sad sorry state, plus drunk doing karaoke, he somehow agreed to Dolly waxing his navel. Despite Dicky’s warning he thought that it would not hurt.
A-Lo knows that she is going, as Susie is the Golden Ticket girl and lovely, but she doesn’t know that she’s not leaving. I hope she does not kick off Mace style. She sees her new role as house bitch, which exactly why she cannot leave.
Nicki has tooth ache and believe me you do not want o hear her wailing. Please do not laugh at her. She said PLEASE. BB asked her where the pain is and she knelt down in front of the confessional window and showed him.
Pete has had such a hard time from the ladies that he wants to leave, not really like, but yes Dolly leave me alone type of thing.
There was a suggestion box. Pete was told anonymously that he has BO. He had a shower. This is good, he stinks and takes pride in the fact that he sometimes does not shower for days. He often leaves BO smells on the gals after hugging them. Yuck. Cos he was a bit down it got to him. Nicki was told not to moan. Dolly is no longer trying to pair Pete off with Nicki and says that she was only doing it in the first place to make Nicki feel better. Pete is no longer Dolly’s type, I suspect it’s because he doesn’t fancy her. Glyn was told not to be so Welsh.
Glyn touched himself in the shower and grassed Pete up about wazzing in there. Grass. Dicky pretended to Susie that he wazzed with her in mind. Everyone else still fancies Pete as he is “off the hook”. Nicki hugged him in bed and told him that she had had a dream that they had kissed. `She tried her hardest to get a snog under the covers and it seems that she did succeed. I have one night off!!! He didn’t seem too willing though. In his sad sorry state, plus drunk doing karaoke, he somehow agreed to Dolly waxing his navel. Despite Dicky’s warning he thought that it would not hurt.
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
day 41 : big brother
First off, Mace the Moose is on the front cover of Nuts with just a pair of pants on. Something that she swore she would not do. Seems she’s waiting for Mikey too. Well, at least this week.
Dreary Dolly’s been into BB in tears. Cos she doesn’t like it anymore, now that she hasn’t really got a gang (I said that). She says all they do is eat and being a former fatty this is not good. And she was still sniffle sniffle when she came out. Bring the whole house down why don’t you. Boy she looks more than her age when she cries. Nicky thinks that she’s missing Dicky now that he’s always with Susie. Bitchy A-Lo made a face and said that they had never really knocked about, which is just not true. Her bitchy side is now very apparent.
A-Lo doesn’t like nominating. Funny since she is always pointing out that it’s a game show and that they all know what they are in for before they enter the house. She often points this out to the others when poor Nicky has a rant. When the nominations were announced (remember they don’t know they won’t be leaving) A-Lo looked really pissed off and couldn’t look at her fellow HMs. She told them that she knew she would be nominated cos she ain’t stupid. Then she snapped at Dolly. Susie threatened not to cook anymore, but it was a joke. She acted like a ladydee. A-Lo walked off to another room to let off steam and called them all w**kers and Dolly a bitch and told Dim that Dolly had better stay out of her way. She thought that no one had gone to console her but really, she had a face like thunder. Who would in that case? A-Lo is shocked as she had thought that they all liked her but an awful lot of them voted for her. She thought that Dolly and Nicki would be up, and this was reflected in her voting. Susie comforted her and reminded her that there is a big cash prize and that none of them are really friends. Game show anyone???? She’s not sure why she was nominated. She told them all that she wanted to go home and flounced off looking for a hug. Things are so hard for her now that she got a hug from archenemy Mikey. I hope she doesn’t do a Mace at her fake eviction, what with not really leaving. Te he. Dolly asked A-Lo why she was being off with her and C-Lo brushed her off with non-committal babble.
The food task was to stop a tank filled with milk from emptying. Dim was given the task of acting as an undetected saboteur. She only fully understood the task once BB explained what sabotage means. Der. During the task set up Nicki and Dolly peaked through the blinds and get a rollicking from BB. I hoped that they would get severely punished but in the end they just went first with the milk plugging. Really you’d imagine that this is a task ideally suited to porno queen Dolly. Will Dim be able to keep her mouth shut? For the others can’t find out that she a saboteur or they fail. Naturally Nicki didn’t like doing it and said that she smelled like a cow’s udder. She conspired with Dolly & Dicky to give the task up as it smells and they wouldn’t get any sleep on 2-hour shifts throughout the night. But there were not enough takers. The tank emptied while Susie & Dim were on duty. It was literally gushing out of Dim’s plug. Luckily she was with Susie who rather graciously said nothing. I think that they passed.
Dreary Dolly’s been into BB in tears. Cos she doesn’t like it anymore, now that she hasn’t really got a gang (I said that). She says all they do is eat and being a former fatty this is not good. And she was still sniffle sniffle when she came out. Bring the whole house down why don’t you. Boy she looks more than her age when she cries. Nicky thinks that she’s missing Dicky now that he’s always with Susie. Bitchy A-Lo made a face and said that they had never really knocked about, which is just not true. Her bitchy side is now very apparent.
A-Lo doesn’t like nominating. Funny since she is always pointing out that it’s a game show and that they all know what they are in for before they enter the house. She often points this out to the others when poor Nicky has a rant. When the nominations were announced (remember they don’t know they won’t be leaving) A-Lo looked really pissed off and couldn’t look at her fellow HMs. She told them that she knew she would be nominated cos she ain’t stupid. Then she snapped at Dolly. Susie threatened not to cook anymore, but it was a joke. She acted like a ladydee. A-Lo walked off to another room to let off steam and called them all w**kers and Dolly a bitch and told Dim that Dolly had better stay out of her way. She thought that no one had gone to console her but really, she had a face like thunder. Who would in that case? A-Lo is shocked as she had thought that they all liked her but an awful lot of them voted for her. She thought that Dolly and Nicki would be up, and this was reflected in her voting. Susie comforted her and reminded her that there is a big cash prize and that none of them are really friends. Game show anyone???? She’s not sure why she was nominated. She told them all that she wanted to go home and flounced off looking for a hug. Things are so hard for her now that she got a hug from archenemy Mikey. I hope she doesn’t do a Mace at her fake eviction, what with not really leaving. Te he. Dolly asked A-Lo why she was being off with her and C-Lo brushed her off with non-committal babble.
The food task was to stop a tank filled with milk from emptying. Dim was given the task of acting as an undetected saboteur. She only fully understood the task once BB explained what sabotage means. Der. During the task set up Nicki and Dolly peaked through the blinds and get a rollicking from BB. I hoped that they would get severely punished but in the end they just went first with the milk plugging. Really you’d imagine that this is a task ideally suited to porno queen Dolly. Will Dim be able to keep her mouth shut? For the others can’t find out that she a saboteur or they fail. Naturally Nicki didn’t like doing it and said that she smelled like a cow’s udder. She conspired with Dolly & Dicky to give the task up as it smells and they wouldn’t get any sleep on 2-hour shifts throughout the night. But there were not enough takers. The tank emptied while Susie & Dim were on duty. It was literally gushing out of Dim’s plug. Luckily she was with Susie who rather graciously said nothing. I think that they passed.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
day 40 : big brother
Bored.
Dreary dull depressing Dolly got a spanking from Dicky and perked right up for a bit. Sex or talking about sex, or simulating sex is the only way to cheer her up. Things are now fine between her and Pete. Dolly thinks that she’s not paranoid, even though everyone is watching her. Dicky upset Nicki by smacking Dolly with a bender, her banana. She had a right go at him. Bruised fruit – a national issue. He told her to sit on it and that it might cheer her up. Must be her time of the month. Dicky has noticed Chantelle’s defection to boring bland Dimogen and has called her the new Mace.
The best bit was when they stuck a metal salad bowl on their arses and got spun around by Mikey using 2 dustbin lids as stabilisers.
At nomination time everyone, for once, got to vote. Well done DIm. No one dithered and no one pretended it was hard, apart from Pete. They are all starting to hate each other. Great!
I guess that Chantelle will go into the new house. I wanted it to be Nicki but she’ll do, although I won’t bother voting. I suppose it will be funny watching Susie when she thinks that she’s more popular than Chantelle. They all want Susie out as she’s bored and making them all behave like good school children. It won’t last though. They’ll start ganging up on her soon.
I need a volunteer for Thursday night please.
Please note that if the blog is boring it means that the show has been. Not me awight! Get Pete Burns in there.
Dreary dull depressing Dolly got a spanking from Dicky and perked right up for a bit. Sex or talking about sex, or simulating sex is the only way to cheer her up. Things are now fine between her and Pete. Dolly thinks that she’s not paranoid, even though everyone is watching her. Dicky upset Nicki by smacking Dolly with a bender, her banana. She had a right go at him. Bruised fruit – a national issue. He told her to sit on it and that it might cheer her up. Must be her time of the month. Dicky has noticed Chantelle’s defection to boring bland Dimogen and has called her the new Mace.
The best bit was when they stuck a metal salad bowl on their arses and got spun around by Mikey using 2 dustbin lids as stabilisers.
At nomination time everyone, for once, got to vote. Well done DIm. No one dithered and no one pretended it was hard, apart from Pete. They are all starting to hate each other. Great!
I guess that Chantelle will go into the new house. I wanted it to be Nicki but she’ll do, although I won’t bother voting. I suppose it will be funny watching Susie when she thinks that she’s more popular than Chantelle. They all want Susie out as she’s bored and making them all behave like good school children. It won’t last though. They’ll start ganging up on her soon.
I need a volunteer for Thursday night please.
Please note that if the blog is boring it means that the show has been. Not me awight! Get Pete Burns in there.
nominations
Aisleyne and Susie were the most unpopular housemates this week, garnering five votes apiece.
Richard had three votes, Imogen and Nikki had two, while Lea picked up one. Pete remains the only housemate never to have received a single nomination.
Aisleyne
Lea: "She's fucking ultra paranoid. I can't talk to anyone in the house without her getting the hump or feeling I'm talking about her. The thing with Pete is controlling, motherly, not motherly, fancying, not fancying... it's quite manipulating and wrong... Pete should be allowed to enjoy himself."
Nikki: "The list of reasons are endless. I like the girl but I can't live with her. That's it... she's too loud, she loves to be the centre of attention too much. She doesn't talk to you, she has a 3-way conversation with the mirror. She's very camera aware. She plays up on this little girl thing, innocent - she so isn't. She's older than Imogen and Imogen is so much more mature."
Glyn
Richard: "He has annoyed me a lot over the past week. He's irritating to live with, he always speaks at the wrong time, he's eating constantly... he sleeps throughout the day. I do still believe he's got a game-plan. He's been going round saying 'let's get rid of the plastics, and that's like Imogen and I really like her. Like when Lisa went, he was really happy and I wanted to cry."
Aisleyne: "When she came to the house I found her very attractive, I liked her personality as well. Now she's really changed. She talks about her ex-boyfriend and different reggae music I've never heard of. It's irritating when she's drunk - she only gets drink from 1 bottle."
Imogen
Richard: "He's a bully. It's annoying, he doesn't help out very much and when he does, he just does very little. He does belittle people. He doesn't talk to me much, he often stares at me. He has no interest in what I have to say, he looks through me. He makes me feel like I'm worthless, really invaluable."
Susie: "I like her but I just don't know why she's here... she's really enjoying herself but doesn't join in on a lot of stuff. She doesn't join in on a lot of stuff and doesn't stay up late and talk. She's happily married and I don't know why she wants to come into the house if she's got such a good life. Her life is absolutely amazing so what's missing?"
Lea
Aisleyne: "She's changed. She's not the same girl she used to be. She used to be fun. I find her quite harsh sometimes; harsh I the sense that she has an opinion and no-on else can have an opinion. She gets really quite nasty. I don't like that quality. She's changed the way she speaks. She never spoke like that and now she's putting on a stupid voice. She a totally different person now and I'm bored of it. I can't get my head around why she's changed. She's quite negative and nasty, she used to be really nice but now she's just different to the girl what she was when she first came in."
Susie: "Since she's been in here the atmosphere has changed something rotten but she's too posh to be in here. The way she was with Glyn was totally out of order. She's well posh and she's dead nice but people apologise for farting and burping and swearing - they never used to - they're too scared to let their hair down and piss about and stuff."
Mikey
Richard: "I don't really like him. He does my head in. He's a greedy arse - all he ever does is sleep and eat. He doesn't add any fun to the house, he just stares. He just sleeps a lot and eats a lot, goes to bed early every night. Chill out a bit and get out from Susie's arse. When we're in a one on one conversation he's alright but then as soon as he gets back with the group he's just different - he's two-faced. He'll spend a considerable amount of time talking to me and then the next day he won't acknowledge me. I don't understand his problem. I know he doesn't like me, he knows I can see through him."
Susie: "She doesn't need to be here because she's up her own arse. "When Glyn was drunk... if you step down from your high horse for a minute, he's 18, he made a mistake but she said let's keep him in the bathroom, make him sleep in the bath. He's got as much right to sleep in the bedroom as anyone. If you don't want to drink that's fine bit if someone else drinks, an 18 year old guy has to much to drink, big deal."
Nikki
Aisleyne: "I just don't know where I stand with her. Sometimes she's so nice to me but then the next minuteshe won't even talk to me. She's just playing a game, there's something not right. And she whispers all the time...and it really upsets me. Leaving fag butts all over the garden is fucking disgusting!"
Susie: "I can't tolerate it anymore. I don't like to be watched... she's always in the kitchen
and I hate it so much, it's my private time... all I ask is for a bit of space! I feel like I have to watch my Ps and Qs. She just stands there and judges me, I hate it! If I want to swear, I'll swear."
Pete
Susie: "The other day when Glyn was being sick, she got a bit over the top. It made me feel a bit disappointed with her reactions; there's no need to act like that."
Aisleyne: "Lea told me that she slagged Lea off behind her back... I didn't really believe it... she shouldn't be doing it cos Lea's her mate. If she has, then I'm not very happy about that."
Richard
Imogen: "She's just bland, boring, dull and doesn't really do much. She's one of the remaining Plastics and she's gotta go."
Aisleyne: "The last week she's really changed and really got in there with Imogen... very quickly becoming a Plastic. What is she saying about myself behind my back?"
Susie
Nikki: "I just don't like the temper tantrums and the hysteria... it's becoming a bit boring. It's Nikki's World -there's one rule for Nikki and one rule for the rest of us. As long as everything is going her way, that's OK. She doesn't really think about her actions."
Imogen: "I'm not sure how to take her. I didn't bond with her initially... she had no interest in me."
Richard had three votes, Imogen and Nikki had two, while Lea picked up one. Pete remains the only housemate never to have received a single nomination.
Aisleyne
Lea: "She's fucking ultra paranoid. I can't talk to anyone in the house without her getting the hump or feeling I'm talking about her. The thing with Pete is controlling, motherly, not motherly, fancying, not fancying... it's quite manipulating and wrong... Pete should be allowed to enjoy himself."
Nikki: "The list of reasons are endless. I like the girl but I can't live with her. That's it... she's too loud, she loves to be the centre of attention too much. She doesn't talk to you, she has a 3-way conversation with the mirror. She's very camera aware. She plays up on this little girl thing, innocent - she so isn't. She's older than Imogen and Imogen is so much more mature."
Glyn
Richard: "He has annoyed me a lot over the past week. He's irritating to live with, he always speaks at the wrong time, he's eating constantly... he sleeps throughout the day. I do still believe he's got a game-plan. He's been going round saying 'let's get rid of the plastics, and that's like Imogen and I really like her. Like when Lisa went, he was really happy and I wanted to cry."
Aisleyne: "When she came to the house I found her very attractive, I liked her personality as well. Now she's really changed. She talks about her ex-boyfriend and different reggae music I've never heard of. It's irritating when she's drunk - she only gets drink from 1 bottle."
Imogen
Richard: "He's a bully. It's annoying, he doesn't help out very much and when he does, he just does very little. He does belittle people. He doesn't talk to me much, he often stares at me. He has no interest in what I have to say, he looks through me. He makes me feel like I'm worthless, really invaluable."
Susie: "I like her but I just don't know why she's here... she's really enjoying herself but doesn't join in on a lot of stuff. She doesn't join in on a lot of stuff and doesn't stay up late and talk. She's happily married and I don't know why she wants to come into the house if she's got such a good life. Her life is absolutely amazing so what's missing?"
Lea
Aisleyne: "She's changed. She's not the same girl she used to be. She used to be fun. I find her quite harsh sometimes; harsh I the sense that she has an opinion and no-on else can have an opinion. She gets really quite nasty. I don't like that quality. She's changed the way she speaks. She never spoke like that and now she's putting on a stupid voice. She a totally different person now and I'm bored of it. I can't get my head around why she's changed. She's quite negative and nasty, she used to be really nice but now she's just different to the girl what she was when she first came in."
Susie: "Since she's been in here the atmosphere has changed something rotten but she's too posh to be in here. The way she was with Glyn was totally out of order. She's well posh and she's dead nice but people apologise for farting and burping and swearing - they never used to - they're too scared to let their hair down and piss about and stuff."
Mikey
Richard: "I don't really like him. He does my head in. He's a greedy arse - all he ever does is sleep and eat. He doesn't add any fun to the house, he just stares. He just sleeps a lot and eats a lot, goes to bed early every night. Chill out a bit and get out from Susie's arse. When we're in a one on one conversation he's alright but then as soon as he gets back with the group he's just different - he's two-faced. He'll spend a considerable amount of time talking to me and then the next day he won't acknowledge me. I don't understand his problem. I know he doesn't like me, he knows I can see through him."
Susie: "She doesn't need to be here because she's up her own arse. "When Glyn was drunk... if you step down from your high horse for a minute, he's 18, he made a mistake but she said let's keep him in the bathroom, make him sleep in the bath. He's got as much right to sleep in the bedroom as anyone. If you don't want to drink that's fine bit if someone else drinks, an 18 year old guy has to much to drink, big deal."
Nikki
Aisleyne: "I just don't know where I stand with her. Sometimes she's so nice to me but then the next minuteshe won't even talk to me. She's just playing a game, there's something not right. And she whispers all the time...and it really upsets me. Leaving fag butts all over the garden is fucking disgusting!"
Susie: "I can't tolerate it anymore. I don't like to be watched... she's always in the kitchen
and I hate it so much, it's my private time... all I ask is for a bit of space! I feel like I have to watch my Ps and Qs. She just stands there and judges me, I hate it! If I want to swear, I'll swear."
Pete
Susie: "The other day when Glyn was being sick, she got a bit over the top. It made me feel a bit disappointed with her reactions; there's no need to act like that."
Aisleyne: "Lea told me that she slagged Lea off behind her back... I didn't really believe it... she shouldn't be doing it cos Lea's her mate. If she has, then I'm not very happy about that."
Richard
Imogen: "She's just bland, boring, dull and doesn't really do much. She's one of the remaining Plastics and she's gotta go."
Aisleyne: "The last week she's really changed and really got in there with Imogen... very quickly becoming a Plastic. What is she saying about myself behind my back?"
Susie
Nikki: "I just don't like the temper tantrums and the hysteria... it's becoming a bit boring. It's Nikki's World -there's one rule for Nikki and one rule for the rest of us. As long as everything is going her way, that's OK. She doesn't really think about her actions."
Imogen: "I'm not sure how to take her. I didn't bond with her initially... she had no interest in me."
Monday, June 26, 2006
day 39 : big brother
Glyn woke up with a massive hangover and after having vomited the night before due to drinking 4 cans of cider and ½ bottle of champagne. He called this a binge drink session. Light weight. He knows that he’s made a twat of himself. Cruel BB woke the HMs with an alarm sound of Glyn vomiting as a warning against said binge drinking. Seems he threw up on his bed sheet and most of his clothes. Dicky had stopped him from getting sick in the sink.
However the HMs did not heed BB’s warning and they all got drunk again on cider. BB gave the HMs a pub quiz. Dolly and Nicky won. Nicky is brighter than she looks. Pete thinks that the female HMs think too much. He’s too polite to say bonkers, jealous, paranoid bitches. Chantelle told BB that the house is full of Judas characters. She counted herself among them after having bitched about Nicki and then hugged her afterwards. Anytime she’s bitchy about someone she is hard on herself afterwards. Dicky has finally noticed Mikey and Dim getting on and loves the thought that Mace must be spitting blood. She’s also getting really close to Chantelle, but that is platonic. Chantelle thinks that Nicki and Dolly treat Pete like a doll and that they are stunting his development. Bless.
Dolly maintains that she no longer fancies Pete. She told Pete that he’s changed again. Finally, he lost his patience and threw his drink on the ground and walked off. He told her calmly but sternly that he HAS NOT CHANGED and that HE FANCIES NO ONE. He compared her constant claims to Our Kid’s incessant “you think I’m, mad don’t you?”. She spat out “trust me it’s stopped….because of the way you”. Luckily she didn’t finish her sentence which would have been “you have changed”. Dolly thinks that Chantelle is being weird with her. Drunk on cider and salty snacks Dim and Chantelle bitched about her again in the bogs. Nicki, as normal, had her ear against the door. Poor Nicki feels excluded. She thought that they had been talking about her. She doesn’t want to be stuck with just Susie and Dolly for company. Dim approached her, asked what was wrong and apologised. I think that she meant it. However, it didn’t stop them going into BB to complain that they are not allowed to be friends.
Dull.
However the HMs did not heed BB’s warning and they all got drunk again on cider. BB gave the HMs a pub quiz. Dolly and Nicky won. Nicky is brighter than she looks. Pete thinks that the female HMs think too much. He’s too polite to say bonkers, jealous, paranoid bitches. Chantelle told BB that the house is full of Judas characters. She counted herself among them after having bitched about Nicki and then hugged her afterwards. Anytime she’s bitchy about someone she is hard on herself afterwards. Dicky has finally noticed Mikey and Dim getting on and loves the thought that Mace must be spitting blood. She’s also getting really close to Chantelle, but that is platonic. Chantelle thinks that Nicki and Dolly treat Pete like a doll and that they are stunting his development. Bless.
Dolly maintains that she no longer fancies Pete. She told Pete that he’s changed again. Finally, he lost his patience and threw his drink on the ground and walked off. He told her calmly but sternly that he HAS NOT CHANGED and that HE FANCIES NO ONE. He compared her constant claims to Our Kid’s incessant “you think I’m, mad don’t you?”. She spat out “trust me it’s stopped….because of the way you”. Luckily she didn’t finish her sentence which would have been “you have changed”. Dolly thinks that Chantelle is being weird with her. Drunk on cider and salty snacks Dim and Chantelle bitched about her again in the bogs. Nicki, as normal, had her ear against the door. Poor Nicki feels excluded. She thought that they had been talking about her. She doesn’t want to be stuck with just Susie and Dolly for company. Dim approached her, asked what was wrong and apologised. I think that she meant it. However, it didn’t stop them going into BB to complain that they are not allowed to be friends.
Dull.
Saturday, June 24, 2006
eviction night 5 and day 36 : big brother
Yesterday someone sent me a clip from Dolly’s porn film. If anyone sends it to you DO NOT watch it unless you want to feel as sick as I did. I thought that it would be funny but within seconds I covered my eyes and screamed in disgust. I still get shudders thinking about it now. I will never be able to eat a split cream doughnut again ever. YUCK!!!!!!!
Dim (who is getting fat and knows that she is boring to watch) got booed. Our Kid got bigger boos. Mikey’s were pathetic. Nicky got cheers. Hurrah. The crowd chanted “Lisa, Lisa”.
Day 36…..Glyn, increasing a Plastic, got upset with Dicky’s help with the task. Seems Dicky grew up with cheerleaders and offered invaluable help to Glyn and the HMs and the plastics did not appreciate his team effort. Oh Glyn’s face was a picture. He called Dicky a stupid idiot to BB. He’s the dick. He also told BB that he doesn’t like to think, and that is all too apparent. Pete is a very good majorette or tourorette as he called himself. Nicki also excelled in the task and really enjoyed it. Mikey compared Glyn’s leadership skills to Sven’s, and we all know how badly England are playing. Second day in they all started enjoying the task and in the end they were quite good and passed for a luxury food budget. Glyn’s skills improved but not without showing his herd mentality, and I don’t mean sheep.
Dolly & Nicki continued to get upset with Chantelle’s closeness to Pete. They feel that he has changed and is more expressionate with her. He has given them lots of olive branches and repeatedly told them that he fancies no one in the house but with each odd thing they say, they alienate him more. Especially Dolly, as Nicki has kept her comments to discussions with Dolly rather than confronting Pete with them, “what’s she got that we haven’t?’ and so on. Well for a start she doesn’t appear mad and Jodie Marsh like. "Girl’s minds…weird” he exclaimed to Dolly when she walked off mid conversation with him.
Even Glyn asked Pete if there was anything between him and Chantelle. Pete said yet again NOOOOOO, they are mates. Pete told him that if he and Chantelle are talking, Dolly walks over, says nothing and then walks off and that Nicki is being odd too. Jodie, Jodie. It’s getting on his nerves.
BB gave them a party for passing the task and the alcohol flowed. They all got rip-roaringly drunk. Nicki cried tears of joy and told BB that despite being in tears for most of the week that it had been her favourite week. She said that she’d miss Petey the most if she left. She wants to stay and would even lick the carpet, covered in Dolly & Chantelle’s hair extensions, in order to stay in the house. Miss Hygiene herself.
Later a drunken Dolly cornered Pete and asked him if he fancied Chantelle. She said that she could see what’s happening. He made out that he thought she was joking. He told her that it takes a long time in order for him to fancy someone and she thinks he fancies everyone. She admitted that it hurts her that he feels maternal about her and yet again made reference to the kiss on the cheek he gave her during the previous spin the bottle game even though he gave Nicki tongue. Then she admitted that she fancies him. Give it up love, it ain’t ever gonna happen. He pretended to be shocked and said that he hadn’t realised, bless him. “Even though I’m only 24? That’s wicked” not. Errrr, any way out of a crisis. Dolly out next please, she’s grotesque. Although I suspect that Susie will be out next and it looks like we’ll have to wait as next week’s eviction doesn’t actually get rid of the evictee.
Glyn complained that the older people were boring tea drinkers because they wouldn’t play spin the bottle. Chantelle, Dolly and Pete were in the bog discussing why they should not play the game with Nicki, Our Kid and Mikey briefly listening at the door. It was messy by then. D&C said they would only play if the only people they had to kiss were the three of them. C said Pete had better not kiss any other mingers. C commented that she didn’t want to kiss Glyn but would kiss Mikey. He punched the door on hearing this and walked off. D&C told Pete that Our Kid and Nicki want to kiss him and that they didn’t want to see it happen. By this point only Nicki was earwigging. Pete said that he was shocked. Nicki then entered the room and told them that she had heard it all, especially what she had confided to Dolly the previous night. Dolly called Nicki out of order and had a pop at her, despite the fact that she had revealed that Nicki wanted to kiss Pete. But she hadn’t dished all the dirt. A mortally drunk Nicki got a hug from Pete. Dolly gave her a peck on the cheek and left the bog. Nicki told Pete that she could fall asleep in his arms. Then she said that they were probably listening by the door and to really give them something to hear. She looked up at him expectantly and wanted a snog but he just gave her a noisy smacker on the lips. Only Chantelle had been listening but Mikey retuned to go to the bog, saw them hugging and let out an “ooooh”.
Pete told Chantelle that Dolly had told her something. “What, that she fancies you?” Grass. She told him that everyone fancies him and teased not to get too big for his boots. He mentioned Nicki fancying him too as she examined her fingernails.
Dolly continued to convince a drunk Nicki that something could happen with Pete as he once kissed her on the lips. Let it go woman.
Mikey seems to have forgotten about Mace already, which may be way she’s been reported to have snogged George in a club in real life this week. The Scum’s sub line was George and the dragon. Te he.
Our Kid was dignified in defeat and hugged an open-mouthed Nicky and even Dicky. She was not surprised and told them all to have fun and look after Peter. Pete dodged her looking very very guilty, as he nominated her a couple of times and wanted her to go. When her 30 seconds count down came, of course her first thought was to have a fag but alas there was not enough time. Once out of the house there were lots of cheers. She was a good HM. She looked mint in a dress! Davina had the bleep on the ready for all the swearing expected in her interview. She reminded Our Kid not to swear and showed a speeded up 20 minute interview from the DR in which she had sworn 88 times. She guessed that Pete had nominated her and didn’t look bitter. Good on her. I don’t think that people will give her a hard time on the street, not like Mace who I think will get hell on earth. If I saw her I’d shout out moose.
Our Kid was shocked when Davina told her that Mace was seen as the biggest bitch in the house. She didn’t think that Dim and Mikey would get together. She wants Pete to win.
I think that we should vote Nicky into the secret house.
Dim (who is getting fat and knows that she is boring to watch) got booed. Our Kid got bigger boos. Mikey’s were pathetic. Nicky got cheers. Hurrah. The crowd chanted “Lisa, Lisa”.
Day 36…..Glyn, increasing a Plastic, got upset with Dicky’s help with the task. Seems Dicky grew up with cheerleaders and offered invaluable help to Glyn and the HMs and the plastics did not appreciate his team effort. Oh Glyn’s face was a picture. He called Dicky a stupid idiot to BB. He’s the dick. He also told BB that he doesn’t like to think, and that is all too apparent. Pete is a very good majorette or tourorette as he called himself. Nicki also excelled in the task and really enjoyed it. Mikey compared Glyn’s leadership skills to Sven’s, and we all know how badly England are playing. Second day in they all started enjoying the task and in the end they were quite good and passed for a luxury food budget. Glyn’s skills improved but not without showing his herd mentality, and I don’t mean sheep.
Dolly & Nicki continued to get upset with Chantelle’s closeness to Pete. They feel that he has changed and is more expressionate with her. He has given them lots of olive branches and repeatedly told them that he fancies no one in the house but with each odd thing they say, they alienate him more. Especially Dolly, as Nicki has kept her comments to discussions with Dolly rather than confronting Pete with them, “what’s she got that we haven’t?’ and so on. Well for a start she doesn’t appear mad and Jodie Marsh like. "Girl’s minds…weird” he exclaimed to Dolly when she walked off mid conversation with him.
Even Glyn asked Pete if there was anything between him and Chantelle. Pete said yet again NOOOOOO, they are mates. Pete told him that if he and Chantelle are talking, Dolly walks over, says nothing and then walks off and that Nicki is being odd too. Jodie, Jodie. It’s getting on his nerves.
BB gave them a party for passing the task and the alcohol flowed. They all got rip-roaringly drunk. Nicki cried tears of joy and told BB that despite being in tears for most of the week that it had been her favourite week. She said that she’d miss Petey the most if she left. She wants to stay and would even lick the carpet, covered in Dolly & Chantelle’s hair extensions, in order to stay in the house. Miss Hygiene herself.
Later a drunken Dolly cornered Pete and asked him if he fancied Chantelle. She said that she could see what’s happening. He made out that he thought she was joking. He told her that it takes a long time in order for him to fancy someone and she thinks he fancies everyone. She admitted that it hurts her that he feels maternal about her and yet again made reference to the kiss on the cheek he gave her during the previous spin the bottle game even though he gave Nicki tongue. Then she admitted that she fancies him. Give it up love, it ain’t ever gonna happen. He pretended to be shocked and said that he hadn’t realised, bless him. “Even though I’m only 24? That’s wicked” not. Errrr, any way out of a crisis. Dolly out next please, she’s grotesque. Although I suspect that Susie will be out next and it looks like we’ll have to wait as next week’s eviction doesn’t actually get rid of the evictee.
Glyn complained that the older people were boring tea drinkers because they wouldn’t play spin the bottle. Chantelle, Dolly and Pete were in the bog discussing why they should not play the game with Nicki, Our Kid and Mikey briefly listening at the door. It was messy by then. D&C said they would only play if the only people they had to kiss were the three of them. C said Pete had better not kiss any other mingers. C commented that she didn’t want to kiss Glyn but would kiss Mikey. He punched the door on hearing this and walked off. D&C told Pete that Our Kid and Nicki want to kiss him and that they didn’t want to see it happen. By this point only Nicki was earwigging. Pete said that he was shocked. Nicki then entered the room and told them that she had heard it all, especially what she had confided to Dolly the previous night. Dolly called Nicki out of order and had a pop at her, despite the fact that she had revealed that Nicki wanted to kiss Pete. But she hadn’t dished all the dirt. A mortally drunk Nicki got a hug from Pete. Dolly gave her a peck on the cheek and left the bog. Nicki told Pete that she could fall asleep in his arms. Then she said that they were probably listening by the door and to really give them something to hear. She looked up at him expectantly and wanted a snog but he just gave her a noisy smacker on the lips. Only Chantelle had been listening but Mikey retuned to go to the bog, saw them hugging and let out an “ooooh”.
Pete told Chantelle that Dolly had told her something. “What, that she fancies you?” Grass. She told him that everyone fancies him and teased not to get too big for his boots. He mentioned Nicki fancying him too as she examined her fingernails.
Dolly continued to convince a drunk Nicki that something could happen with Pete as he once kissed her on the lips. Let it go woman.
Mikey seems to have forgotten about Mace already, which may be way she’s been reported to have snogged George in a club in real life this week. The Scum’s sub line was George and the dragon. Te he.
Our Kid was dignified in defeat and hugged an open-mouthed Nicky and even Dicky. She was not surprised and told them all to have fun and look after Peter. Pete dodged her looking very very guilty, as he nominated her a couple of times and wanted her to go. When her 30 seconds count down came, of course her first thought was to have a fag but alas there was not enough time. Once out of the house there were lots of cheers. She was a good HM. She looked mint in a dress! Davina had the bleep on the ready for all the swearing expected in her interview. She reminded Our Kid not to swear and showed a speeded up 20 minute interview from the DR in which she had sworn 88 times. She guessed that Pete had nominated her and didn’t look bitter. Good on her. I don’t think that people will give her a hard time on the street, not like Mace who I think will get hell on earth. If I saw her I’d shout out moose.
Our Kid was shocked when Davina told her that Mace was seen as the biggest bitch in the house. She didn’t think that Dim and Mikey would get together. She wants Pete to win.
I think that we should vote Nicky into the secret house.
Friday, June 23, 2006
Thursday, June 22, 2006
day 35 : big brother
Dull.
More Dicky slagging from the plastics Dim & Our Kid. False, arse licker, two faced, bully etc. Such a limited vocabulary. He thinks that Dim will be evicted and an increasing number of people I’ve talked to think so too. But no! Come on, we want him to get off with Dim don’t we. I won’t have her out just. Then some Susie slating from Dim and Nicki. Our Kid knows she’s leaving. Dicky gave her tips of how to say in the house, mainly lose the temper. I don’t mean lose it; I mean don’t get so angry. She said that she can’t change. I know how she feels. I have an awful temper.
Nicki and Dolly don’t understand why Chantelle and Pete are so close all of a sudden. Dolly thinks she doesn’t fancy him, hopes more like. She told Nicki that she sees HER with Pete but that’s just because she knows that would never happen. Dolly thought maybe Chantelle was close to Pete as she thinks he will win. Claws out then? Nicki & Dolly don’t like Chantelle today and it may stick. Chantelle thinks that Dolly is attention seeking. It’s true, she is sooooooo moany. Everyone booed me on the way in. Snore. She’s tired of being alone. Snore. Boy does she want everyone to know her problems and wallow in her misery. If the others weren’t so deplorable I’d want her out. God she’s behaving like the kind of woman I deplore, Jodie Marsh anyone? She wants Pete to tell Chantelle that he doesn’t fancy her. Why????? There’s really no need. She feels that she can’t talk to Pete if Chantelle is there. Why???? She tried to match-make him with Nicki again. Why?????? Then the bile turned direction again with Dolly dissing Nicki. Chantelle fuelled the flames by saying that Nicki keeps trying to embarrass Dolly in front of the others. Hmmm. Pete made it clear AGAIN to BB that he fancies no one in the house, so cut it our Dolly and find something else to talk about. She’s thick as pig shit that one. Nicki and Chantelle later cleared up their misunderstanding which was nice. I like Chantelle. She rocks. She talks sense and is level headed plus she had a pop at Mace. She was patient with Nick as she sees that she’s volatile and handled the situation well. Although she had a bitch to BB that Nicki thinks it’s Nicki’s House. She thinks that there is too much depression and paranoia in the house and it tires her out.
The day’s task was majoretting and Glyn was leader as he went into the DR. As leader he had additional moves to perform but unfortunately no additional co-ordination, or indeed any. They all had to wear skirts. It wasn’t going well and well Dicky suggested that Our Kid lead, as Glyn was crap. Glyn lost his temper again. With each time he loses it the title slips comfortably back into the hands of Pete. He can’t hide his distaste for Dicky. Dicky told him straight that it’s only ever him that he snaps at and that it is getting on his nerves. Glyn had a moan to BB in the DR and was not entertaining with it. He maintains that when he needs to shout all he can think of to say in English is f**k off. English is his second language. He slated Dicky to the plastics but beefed up what he said to him and BB in the recounting. Boys.
More Dicky slagging from the plastics Dim & Our Kid. False, arse licker, two faced, bully etc. Such a limited vocabulary. He thinks that Dim will be evicted and an increasing number of people I’ve talked to think so too. But no! Come on, we want him to get off with Dim don’t we. I won’t have her out just. Then some Susie slating from Dim and Nicki. Our Kid knows she’s leaving. Dicky gave her tips of how to say in the house, mainly lose the temper. I don’t mean lose it; I mean don’t get so angry. She said that she can’t change. I know how she feels. I have an awful temper.
Nicki and Dolly don’t understand why Chantelle and Pete are so close all of a sudden. Dolly thinks she doesn’t fancy him, hopes more like. She told Nicki that she sees HER with Pete but that’s just because she knows that would never happen. Dolly thought maybe Chantelle was close to Pete as she thinks he will win. Claws out then? Nicki & Dolly don’t like Chantelle today and it may stick. Chantelle thinks that Dolly is attention seeking. It’s true, she is sooooooo moany. Everyone booed me on the way in. Snore. She’s tired of being alone. Snore. Boy does she want everyone to know her problems and wallow in her misery. If the others weren’t so deplorable I’d want her out. God she’s behaving like the kind of woman I deplore, Jodie Marsh anyone? She wants Pete to tell Chantelle that he doesn’t fancy her. Why????? There’s really no need. She feels that she can’t talk to Pete if Chantelle is there. Why???? She tried to match-make him with Nicki again. Why?????? Then the bile turned direction again with Dolly dissing Nicki. Chantelle fuelled the flames by saying that Nicki keeps trying to embarrass Dolly in front of the others. Hmmm. Pete made it clear AGAIN to BB that he fancies no one in the house, so cut it our Dolly and find something else to talk about. She’s thick as pig shit that one. Nicki and Chantelle later cleared up their misunderstanding which was nice. I like Chantelle. She rocks. She talks sense and is level headed plus she had a pop at Mace. She was patient with Nick as she sees that she’s volatile and handled the situation well. Although she had a bitch to BB that Nicki thinks it’s Nicki’s House. She thinks that there is too much depression and paranoia in the house and it tires her out.
The day’s task was majoretting and Glyn was leader as he went into the DR. As leader he had additional moves to perform but unfortunately no additional co-ordination, or indeed any. They all had to wear skirts. It wasn’t going well and well Dicky suggested that Our Kid lead, as Glyn was crap. Glyn lost his temper again. With each time he loses it the title slips comfortably back into the hands of Pete. He can’t hide his distaste for Dicky. Dicky told him straight that it’s only ever him that he snaps at and that it is getting on his nerves. Glyn had a moan to BB in the DR and was not entertaining with it. He maintains that when he needs to shout all he can think of to say in English is f**k off. English is his second language. He slated Dicky to the plastics but beefed up what he said to him and BB in the recounting. Boys.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
big brother : day 34
Poor Pete. First it was Our Kid asking him “don’t you like me anymore?” or saying, “you think I’m a nutter don’t you?” (mental note to self – don’t do that anymore). And now it’s Dolly. Leave the poor man alone! Then the boys tried to get him to talk lad’s talk. “Which female HM would you do/date/shag?” etc. He refused to get into it. MIkey said that he would only consider one but would not reveal whom, not with Mace watching. Me thinks he said too much already. Glyn’s still stuck up on the old birds.
Dim lived up to name by suggesting to Chantelle that Pete fancies her. Chantelle swapped tips by suggesting that Mikey fancies her. She said that she preferred bad boy Sleazy, but did use the past sense. Then she said that her group were the type you could trust. Cough! Lisa the Liar the tabloids call her now after her cruel betrayal. The repulsive Mace was on BBLB saying that she thinks Dim will be out next. Jealous bitch. No way!
Nicki’s feeling embarrassed about her hysterics of the previous day. She laughed about meeting a bloke in a club in the future and him saying, “oh, you were the one who went whhuuuuhhhh.” She apologised to the HMs.
They modelled as a task and took pictures of each other. Dolly’s were porno, naturally. They also did a catwalk. Pete, the wag, did a moony during his.
Stand by for 9.30pm live show………
Well, it wasn’t live. It was just a normal show. Booooo.
Dim smiled when she found out that she is up for eviction. She wants out. She thinks she’s been dumped in a house full of freaks. Lisa knew she’d be up and nodded and said “right”. When Mikey’s name was announced they all gasped, led by Dolly. He then posed sadly for the camera. Twat. Nicky cheered up, what with now being in the very good company of 4 plastics (including the Village Idiot) up for nomination. Dim and Our Kid bragged to each other that they wouldn’t cry. Our Kid said that she found it exciting to be nominated, although she doesn’t want to leave yet. She’s determined to have fun all week. But at who’s expense?
BB gave them another party for passing the modelling task. They did impressions of each other. Chantelle did an impression of Glyn giving sleazy massages. He didn’t like it and told her so. He half-joked that he wouldn’t talk to her anymore and then proceeded to have a face like a smacked arse. Must be a Welsh thing. The tide is slowly turning against boyo me laddo.
BB gave the HMs the photos that they had taken of each other blown up. The plastics stuck a plastacine dick on Dicky’s head and gave Susie a Gallagher mono eyebrow.
Chantelle fell out of bed. Dim and Mikey held hands before bed and he pushed the hair away from her eyes.
That was it. :(
Dim lived up to name by suggesting to Chantelle that Pete fancies her. Chantelle swapped tips by suggesting that Mikey fancies her. She said that she preferred bad boy Sleazy, but did use the past sense. Then she said that her group were the type you could trust. Cough! Lisa the Liar the tabloids call her now after her cruel betrayal. The repulsive Mace was on BBLB saying that she thinks Dim will be out next. Jealous bitch. No way!
Nicki’s feeling embarrassed about her hysterics of the previous day. She laughed about meeting a bloke in a club in the future and him saying, “oh, you were the one who went whhuuuuhhhh.” She apologised to the HMs.
They modelled as a task and took pictures of each other. Dolly’s were porno, naturally. They also did a catwalk. Pete, the wag, did a moony during his.
Stand by for 9.30pm live show………
Well, it wasn’t live. It was just a normal show. Booooo.
Dim smiled when she found out that she is up for eviction. She wants out. She thinks she’s been dumped in a house full of freaks. Lisa knew she’d be up and nodded and said “right”. When Mikey’s name was announced they all gasped, led by Dolly. He then posed sadly for the camera. Twat. Nicky cheered up, what with now being in the very good company of 4 plastics (including the Village Idiot) up for nomination. Dim and Our Kid bragged to each other that they wouldn’t cry. Our Kid said that she found it exciting to be nominated, although she doesn’t want to leave yet. She’s determined to have fun all week. But at who’s expense?
BB gave them another party for passing the modelling task. They did impressions of each other. Chantelle did an impression of Glyn giving sleazy massages. He didn’t like it and told her so. He half-joked that he wouldn’t talk to her anymore and then proceeded to have a face like a smacked arse. Must be a Welsh thing. The tide is slowly turning against boyo me laddo.
BB gave the HMs the photos that they had taken of each other blown up. The plastics stuck a plastacine dick on Dicky’s head and gave Susie a Gallagher mono eyebrow.
Chantelle fell out of bed. Dim and Mikey held hands before bed and he pushed the hair away from her eyes.
That was it. :(
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
day 33 : big brother
Pheweeeee, that was the best England game for a while and we don’t have to play Germany. Sweden’s second gaol was a howler and happened just as I was thinking how well that Sol was playing. Doh! Joe Cole Man of the Match!! I look forward to the on the line report.
Back in the real world……Our Kid tried to calm a nervous Nicki before the nominations by saying “you’re moaning is quite entertaining actually, it makes me laugh. No one will nominate you this week”. It didn’t stop Nicki’s tears though. She felt stupid for being up 2 weeks in a row. Our Kid coped as well as she could with the tears.
So the naughty HMs who discussed nominations had to nominate in front of the others. Glyn nominated Nicki. Grrrrrrr. She cried immediately. Dim nominated Dolly who then told Nicki to stop crying as she wasn’t crying0. Dolly nominated Dim. So far they all pretended that they were sorry and that it was hard. Our Kid hesitated calculatingly before nominating Nicki. This bizarrely made Nicki stop crying. “You can nominated me next” she tipped and Nicki did not hesitate in nominating Our Kid right back. Dicky told them that they had all been naughty, cue abuse from Our Kid, Dim and for once in his sad sorry life Glyn. He loves Dim and would do anything for her. Welsh see. I’m glad it happened like this as Dicky might have been up against Nicky otherwise and we wouldn’t want that now.
The normal nominations went like this;
Chantelle nominated Our Kid as she gets in her face and because she did nothing to stop Watergate. Oh and Mikey as he told her to “shut the f**k up” when she had a pop at Mace for Watergate.
Mikey thinks Dolly acts too motherly while being two-faced about people behind their backs. Fair enough. He thinks that Susie brings nothing to the table. Fair enough again. I think really it’s because she nominated Mace.
Pete nominated Dim cos she doesn’t do much and then did a marvellous impression of her doing nothing. And Lisa, because of her short fuse.
Dicky nominated Dim as he suspects that she is trying to influence nominations as surely she can’t be stupid enough to break the rules so many times in a row? She still has not nominated properly. Glyn was next because he is no longer the wonderful geek that he was when he entered the house. and his ego is starting to grow. Too true.
Susie nominated Our Kid as she’s nervous of what would happen if she ran out of fags. Mikey was next as he dismissed the Watergate incident when she feels that she is the only one who could dismiss it. Which she gallantly did.
Nicki is livid with Our Kid, bearing in mind that she thought they were plastics together, that she had the casting vote and what she had said to Nicki before the nominations. She believes that Our Kid should have nominated Glyn so they could all be up together. Nicki got very very upset during nominations and cried and cried and cried. It was really quite sad although it didn’t stop Our Kid, Dim and Chantelle having a bitch about it all. They are tired of her crying and flouncing around. I’d probably want to kill her too but I love her in the house. She wants to leave on Friday but we must keep her in. Unless they edit her terribly this week she will stay.
Our Kid apologised to Nicki. She made out that she wasn’t thinking with her head and regrets it. It’s not what she said to the others though. Nicki gave her a well deserved, and calm mouthful. Surely Our Kid hasn’t tuned into a two-faced arse licker?!? Of course Nicki said that she was leaving the following morning and even started packing. But hurrah, Dicky and Dolly talked her out of it with good rational talk.
Mikey lay with Dim in his arms in some cushions. At bedtime they played thumbsies again.
Live show tomorrow – will it be a new playmate????
Back in the real world……Our Kid tried to calm a nervous Nicki before the nominations by saying “you’re moaning is quite entertaining actually, it makes me laugh. No one will nominate you this week”. It didn’t stop Nicki’s tears though. She felt stupid for being up 2 weeks in a row. Our Kid coped as well as she could with the tears.
So the naughty HMs who discussed nominations had to nominate in front of the others. Glyn nominated Nicki. Grrrrrrr. She cried immediately. Dim nominated Dolly who then told Nicki to stop crying as she wasn’t crying0. Dolly nominated Dim. So far they all pretended that they were sorry and that it was hard. Our Kid hesitated calculatingly before nominating Nicki. This bizarrely made Nicki stop crying. “You can nominated me next” she tipped and Nicki did not hesitate in nominating Our Kid right back. Dicky told them that they had all been naughty, cue abuse from Our Kid, Dim and for once in his sad sorry life Glyn. He loves Dim and would do anything for her. Welsh see. I’m glad it happened like this as Dicky might have been up against Nicky otherwise and we wouldn’t want that now.
The normal nominations went like this;
Chantelle nominated Our Kid as she gets in her face and because she did nothing to stop Watergate. Oh and Mikey as he told her to “shut the f**k up” when she had a pop at Mace for Watergate.
Mikey thinks Dolly acts too motherly while being two-faced about people behind their backs. Fair enough. He thinks that Susie brings nothing to the table. Fair enough again. I think really it’s because she nominated Mace.
Pete nominated Dim cos she doesn’t do much and then did a marvellous impression of her doing nothing. And Lisa, because of her short fuse.
Dicky nominated Dim as he suspects that she is trying to influence nominations as surely she can’t be stupid enough to break the rules so many times in a row? She still has not nominated properly. Glyn was next because he is no longer the wonderful geek that he was when he entered the house. and his ego is starting to grow. Too true.
Susie nominated Our Kid as she’s nervous of what would happen if she ran out of fags. Mikey was next as he dismissed the Watergate incident when she feels that she is the only one who could dismiss it. Which she gallantly did.
Nicki is livid with Our Kid, bearing in mind that she thought they were plastics together, that she had the casting vote and what she had said to Nicki before the nominations. She believes that Our Kid should have nominated Glyn so they could all be up together. Nicki got very very upset during nominations and cried and cried and cried. It was really quite sad although it didn’t stop Our Kid, Dim and Chantelle having a bitch about it all. They are tired of her crying and flouncing around. I’d probably want to kill her too but I love her in the house. She wants to leave on Friday but we must keep her in. Unless they edit her terribly this week she will stay.
Our Kid apologised to Nicki. She made out that she wasn’t thinking with her head and regrets it. It’s not what she said to the others though. Nicki gave her a well deserved, and calm mouthful. Surely Our Kid hasn’t tuned into a two-faced arse licker?!? Of course Nicki said that she was leaving the following morning and even started packing. But hurrah, Dicky and Dolly talked her out of it with good rational talk.
Mikey lay with Dim in his arms in some cushions. At bedtime they played thumbsies again.
Live show tomorrow – will it be a new playmate????
LISA OUT! LISA OUT! LISA OUT! LISA OUT!
Here's how they nominated :
Aisleyne: Lisa and MIkey [She fancies Pete now]
Mikey: Lea and Susie
Pete: Lisa and Imogen
Richard: Imogen and Glyn {Dicky - Glyn??? Can't wait to hear why]
Susie: Lisa and Mikey
Pete is the only housemate to have never been nominated.
Folks, you know what you have to do!
Text LISA to 84444
Call 09011 32 33 08
DRIP
Aisleyne: Lisa and MIkey [She fancies Pete now]
Mikey: Lea and Susie
Pete: Lisa and Imogen
Richard: Imogen and Glyn {Dicky - Glyn??? Can't wait to hear why]
Susie: Lisa and Mikey
Pete is the only housemate to have never been nominated.
Folks, you know what you have to do!
Text LISA to 84444
Call 09011 32 33 08
DRIP
Monday, June 19, 2006
day 32 : big brother
The HMs were woken by the sound of sheep. It reminded Glyn of his friends. His friends are farmers, which I’m glad he took the time to explain. He’s promised to do a streak when the time is right. Glyn grassed Nicki up to Dim, saying she had talked about her. Someone should tell him that no one likes a grass. He told them all that he’s never had a relationship, just a series of one-night stands. According to the tabloids it’s because he fires off his cannon so quickly he’s too embarrassed to talk to the gals again. He’s been with 4 girls. That’s a higher score than me in the last year; I’m at nil point
There is some friskiness in the house. Mikey teased tickles from Dim by tracing a pearl bracelet up and down her arm. Then they played a hand game whereby they held hands and teased each other’s thumbs while gazing into each other’s eyes and giggling. I hope Mace choked. Glyn now fancies Susie too and has definitely learned to love the older woman while in the house. I think he’ll come out and do a Wayne Rooney. He’s thinking of asking Pete for one of his condoms. I think it’s so he can have a w88k. Into a condom? Do they do that in Wales? Him and Dolly should get a room. What a pair. He does look a lot better now that he has a tan. Pete offered to stick his finger up Glyn’s arse to sort him out but he looked horrified that anyone would stick anything alien up their butt. Maybe he thinks only gay people do that. Pete’s feeling lonely. Mikey tries to talk to him but all he ever wants to talk about is shagging, w88king, being horny and that but Pete’s just not interested. I’m going off Pete a little. Only because of his incessant hugs with Dolly. They make me feel quite ill. She asked BB for cock. She wants a flirt, some attention, a feel and she’s had no cock for nearly a year. Well if that’s how she asks. Chantelle would like some attention too but was a little more demure in her request. BB asked if anything else would do and Dolly said that she wouldn’t w88k on TV.
The gloves are off, I want Our Kid out out out! You’ll see why tomorrow, if you haven’t already peaked at the BB site. Plus she eats like a pig with her mouth wide open and sits with her legs open. Obviously her gob is always open. And she has called Nicki two faced and then rolled out the inevitable insult…….arse licker. Our Kid, Dim and Glynn have started excluding Nicki a little and all 3 of the have started bitching about her. Our Kid still likes Mikey and Glyn but her pickings are getting slim. Dicky has tried to talk to her 3 times and she keeps saying no. They think it’s because she is inarticulate. Pete and Dicky expect her to leave soon.
There is some friskiness in the house. Mikey teased tickles from Dim by tracing a pearl bracelet up and down her arm. Then they played a hand game whereby they held hands and teased each other’s thumbs while gazing into each other’s eyes and giggling. I hope Mace choked. Glyn now fancies Susie too and has definitely learned to love the older woman while in the house. I think he’ll come out and do a Wayne Rooney. He’s thinking of asking Pete for one of his condoms. I think it’s so he can have a w88k. Into a condom? Do they do that in Wales? Him and Dolly should get a room. What a pair. He does look a lot better now that he has a tan. Pete offered to stick his finger up Glyn’s arse to sort him out but he looked horrified that anyone would stick anything alien up their butt. Maybe he thinks only gay people do that. Pete’s feeling lonely. Mikey tries to talk to him but all he ever wants to talk about is shagging, w88king, being horny and that but Pete’s just not interested. I’m going off Pete a little. Only because of his incessant hugs with Dolly. They make me feel quite ill. She asked BB for cock. She wants a flirt, some attention, a feel and she’s had no cock for nearly a year. Well if that’s how she asks. Chantelle would like some attention too but was a little more demure in her request. BB asked if anything else would do and Dolly said that she wouldn’t w88k on TV.
The gloves are off, I want Our Kid out out out! You’ll see why tomorrow, if you haven’t already peaked at the BB site. Plus she eats like a pig with her mouth wide open and sits with her legs open. Obviously her gob is always open. And she has called Nicki two faced and then rolled out the inevitable insult…….arse licker. Our Kid, Dim and Glynn have started excluding Nicki a little and all 3 of the have started bitching about her. Our Kid still likes Mikey and Glyn but her pickings are getting slim. Dicky has tried to talk to her 3 times and she keeps saying no. They think it’s because she is inarticulate. Pete and Dicky expect her to leave soon.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
day 31 : big brother
Pete seems to spend a lot of time on his own at the moment. He’s manufactured some drums and a DIY vibraphone percussion thing which he plays constantly, and at times it sends the others mad, although I don’t know if they’ve told him that yet. Glyn seems to be getting his air space and is creeping up as favourite to come second or potentially to come first. I think it’s because Pete is the runaway favourite with the viewers and they don’t want it to be a one horse race. Pete’s head feels clearer, like a storm has passed. He didn’t actually say her name but it’s obviously because Mace has been evicted. Chantelle sang ‘Ding-dong the witch is dead” and Our Kid the Munchkin is likely to be next. Mikey the scarecrow may escape as he’s one of only a few lads and some of them fancy him. Nicki feels good to have beaten Mace in the eviction battle.
Nicki and Pete are getting on famously. She thinks he understands her inner self. She wants them to be the last two in the house with him winning. Ahhhh. Chantelle spends quite a lot of time with Glynn talking and holding hands. Bless, I hope he doesn’t expect this is the real world. Dolly told Pete that she could see him and Nicki as a couple. He can’t. He told Dolly that he doesn’t fancy anyone in the house. That shut her up.
There was a lot of talk about the water incident although they didn’t show much of it. Chantelle was still cross with Our Kid but thinks that everyone else is getting on along better now that Mace has gone. Dicky intends to have a chat with Our Kid, although she refused to do it when approached as she was chilling. She hates him, so does Dim and even Glynn had a wee bitch about him. Dicky will henceforth refer to Mace as Horse Face. Te he. They did note correctly that Mace ran as soon as she threw the water. Glyn held his head in his hands but only because he couldn’t run to the DR, which is what he normally does when there’s trouble. Susie and Nicki are getting along better.
BB gave them an easy task so that they could get pissed on a Saturday night. It involved eating smelly food, blowing into a tube and guessing the rank smell on their breath. Nice. Nicky enjoyed her pickled onions with relish. Low fat see. Dim had to eat garlic. Ha ha, she hated it and it made her gag a lot. She a Welsh bird get her out of there. Hold on though, ain’t garlic from the same branch of veg as leeks? Dicky called her blow a Welsh Kiss. Te he. Susie had a chew on an old lamb kebab. Nicki teased that it could have been cat food after Susie had told her that she could get fat on the breath of others. Pete had to drink water. Somehow Mikey guessed it correctly. As I said, a dull task designed to give them a party.
They finished the booze quite quickly and Dolly asked BB for more. Her request was refused. The plastics filled up 2 empty white wine bottles with water for a prank. She fell for it. Dim and Mikey flirted. She asked Mikey if she still smelled of garlic and breathed into his face. He asked her to move closer. Dim and Chantelle danced by the pool for him and her did look on admiringly at Dim. Oh oh. They spent some time alone chatting in the lounge. Dolly is cross with Nicki for flirting with Pete. Her and Chantelle had a bitch about her and think that she’s turning into Our Kid, ie annoying. Sexual jealousy has reared its ugly head again. The plastic group is self-destructing from the inside. Dim spent a lot of time with Chantelle. Our Kid suspects that Nicki has been slagging her off.
Nicki was cold. She said that her gas bill is £300 as she keeps it at 30 degrees day and night. Good God girl it’s the height of the summer. Her hysterics were on a par with the mineral water incident. BB should suggest that she puts some clothes on. She wants to kill the inventor of air con. She told BB that she wanted to leave in the morning. For the first time I yawned during her strop which seemed forced and a caricature of her previous efforts.
A dull episode but tomorrow promises to be good what with the promised punishment and there are 2 shows on Wednesday, 1 live, rumoured to be for the arrival of a new HM.
Nicki and Pete are getting on famously. She thinks he understands her inner self. She wants them to be the last two in the house with him winning. Ahhhh. Chantelle spends quite a lot of time with Glynn talking and holding hands. Bless, I hope he doesn’t expect this is the real world. Dolly told Pete that she could see him and Nicki as a couple. He can’t. He told Dolly that he doesn’t fancy anyone in the house. That shut her up.
There was a lot of talk about the water incident although they didn’t show much of it. Chantelle was still cross with Our Kid but thinks that everyone else is getting on along better now that Mace has gone. Dicky intends to have a chat with Our Kid, although she refused to do it when approached as she was chilling. She hates him, so does Dim and even Glynn had a wee bitch about him. Dicky will henceforth refer to Mace as Horse Face. Te he. They did note correctly that Mace ran as soon as she threw the water. Glyn held his head in his hands but only because he couldn’t run to the DR, which is what he normally does when there’s trouble. Susie and Nicki are getting along better.
BB gave them an easy task so that they could get pissed on a Saturday night. It involved eating smelly food, blowing into a tube and guessing the rank smell on their breath. Nice. Nicky enjoyed her pickled onions with relish. Low fat see. Dim had to eat garlic. Ha ha, she hated it and it made her gag a lot. She a Welsh bird get her out of there. Hold on though, ain’t garlic from the same branch of veg as leeks? Dicky called her blow a Welsh Kiss. Te he. Susie had a chew on an old lamb kebab. Nicki teased that it could have been cat food after Susie had told her that she could get fat on the breath of others. Pete had to drink water. Somehow Mikey guessed it correctly. As I said, a dull task designed to give them a party.
They finished the booze quite quickly and Dolly asked BB for more. Her request was refused. The plastics filled up 2 empty white wine bottles with water for a prank. She fell for it. Dim and Mikey flirted. She asked Mikey if she still smelled of garlic and breathed into his face. He asked her to move closer. Dim and Chantelle danced by the pool for him and her did look on admiringly at Dim. Oh oh. They spent some time alone chatting in the lounge. Dolly is cross with Nicki for flirting with Pete. Her and Chantelle had a bitch about her and think that she’s turning into Our Kid, ie annoying. Sexual jealousy has reared its ugly head again. The plastic group is self-destructing from the inside. Dim spent a lot of time with Chantelle. Our Kid suspects that Nicki has been slagging her off.
Nicki was cold. She said that her gas bill is £300 as she keeps it at 30 degrees day and night. Good God girl it’s the height of the summer. Her hysterics were on a par with the mineral water incident. BB should suggest that she puts some clothes on. She wants to kill the inventor of air con. She told BB that she wanted to leave in the morning. For the first time I yawned during her strop which seemed forced and a caricature of her previous efforts.
A dull episode but tomorrow promises to be good what with the promised punishment and there are 2 shows on Wednesday, 1 live, rumoured to be for the arrival of a new HM.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
day 30 : big brother
Mace didn’t want to leave Mikey in the House with the others. Ah. Nicki thought that she had messed up with the viewers over cake and lager gate and that losing even just 1 vote could have affected things for her, even though SHE apologised when HER beer was stolen by the Village Idiot for a lorra lorra laffs. He he, over 86% of votes would have needed to change. She would have had to cop off with a bottle Kinga style for that. She thought that she couldn’t compete against the “beautiful” and “classy” Mace. BB asked her what she had learnt about herself and she said that she had learnt to listen to other people’s points of view, or at least that she knew that she had to. Always willing to improve is Nicki. Top gal.
Our Kid is annoying Pete. She borrowed his dressing gown and dried her ear hole with a sleeve. He pulled her up over it and she sulked and angrily told Susie, who cooks most meals now, that she didn’t want any tea. No sense in that? Don’t forget she’s low on fags. When BB asked how the tension between them could be resolved he said if we vote her out. Never a truer word spoken in jest etc. Let’s do it folks. For Pete.
Our Kid told Mace that Dolly & Chantelle were taking the piss out of her. Mace confronted them and they denied it. I think they had actually been taking the piss out of Nicki. Mace ran off followed closely by the accused. Dim asked Dolly to drop it and got a mouthful back. Dolly is getting increasingly annoyed at the amount of time that Nicki and Pete spend together and the length of their hugs. He’s really developing a soft spot for her. Anytime the 2 are together Dolly appears.
Mace maintains that she wouldn’t mind being nominated if it hadn’t have been Susie, as Susie doesn’t know her. Instead of blaming BB she blamed poor nice wouldn’t hurt a fly Susie. When Davina announced the HM for eviction Mace was wearing a dressing gown. Dim cried. Nicki couldn’t believe she had escaped the chop again. Susie and Chantelle sat together and did not try to give her a comforting hug. Safety in numbers. Mace and VI promised to not be floozies and wait for each other. We’ll see with Mikey. She left him a photo and she promised to switch on the telly to watch him. I imagine it will be the 24-hour stream she’s so insecure. I can’t wait for the tabloids tomorrow to see what she has to say.
It seems that Mace planned the cup of water throwing shortly before leaving and Dim and Our Kid encouraged her to do it while giggling. She threw it right over Susie. Chantelle kicked right off and Mace left to a string of abuse. After lots of swearing Chantelle’s parting words were a calm “you’ve really embarrassed yourself Grace” to which she replied “bovvered?’ I hope that the excellent parting shot was ringing in her ears over the crowds boos and haunts her on sleepless nights. Susie was grace itself, how ironic and tried her best to shake the incident off. The plastics and Mikey called Dicky and Chantelle arse lickers again for comforting Susie. A huge row developed when Dolly and Chantelle let the kids know that they had heard the water throwing being planned. Our Kid and Dim insisted that they had not told her to do it and that she had made her own mind up. They had simply not stopped her doing it. Dicky did a fantastic impression of Our Kid losing it. BB had to call her into the DR to calm her down. Our Kid and Dim really really hate Dicky now and the tide may be turning for Dolly too. They think she mothers Pete too much and that she talks about sex too much. They feel threatened and know that their group will dwindle week after week and I think there will be a lot more rows as they feel more and more threatened. I think that Our Kid and Dim will be up next week, depending on what the nomination discussion punishment is. They would vote for Mikey too if they remember that he’s there he’s so dull. The plastics will be gunning for Dicky and Chantelle but I don’t think they’ll have enough legs to carry it through.
Susie’s reign in now over and she has her suitcase back and will sleep in the same room as the others and use the same loo.
Mikey went into the DR to say that she misses Mace but even BB didn’t care and threw him out of the room. So he went into the bog and stared at a photo of her. Like I said, the man’s an idiot. The closing shot was him shedding a tear in bed with Glyn picking his nose in the background. His poise while shedding the tears and the way he sat while staring at the photo was so posed that I now believe that he does not care for her and that the whole courtship on his side at least was for the benefit of the cameras, his Mammy or future conquests.
Our Kid is annoying Pete. She borrowed his dressing gown and dried her ear hole with a sleeve. He pulled her up over it and she sulked and angrily told Susie, who cooks most meals now, that she didn’t want any tea. No sense in that? Don’t forget she’s low on fags. When BB asked how the tension between them could be resolved he said if we vote her out. Never a truer word spoken in jest etc. Let’s do it folks. For Pete.
Our Kid told Mace that Dolly & Chantelle were taking the piss out of her. Mace confronted them and they denied it. I think they had actually been taking the piss out of Nicki. Mace ran off followed closely by the accused. Dim asked Dolly to drop it and got a mouthful back. Dolly is getting increasingly annoyed at the amount of time that Nicki and Pete spend together and the length of their hugs. He’s really developing a soft spot for her. Anytime the 2 are together Dolly appears.
Mace maintains that she wouldn’t mind being nominated if it hadn’t have been Susie, as Susie doesn’t know her. Instead of blaming BB she blamed poor nice wouldn’t hurt a fly Susie. When Davina announced the HM for eviction Mace was wearing a dressing gown. Dim cried. Nicki couldn’t believe she had escaped the chop again. Susie and Chantelle sat together and did not try to give her a comforting hug. Safety in numbers. Mace and VI promised to not be floozies and wait for each other. We’ll see with Mikey. She left him a photo and she promised to switch on the telly to watch him. I imagine it will be the 24-hour stream she’s so insecure. I can’t wait for the tabloids tomorrow to see what she has to say.
It seems that Mace planned the cup of water throwing shortly before leaving and Dim and Our Kid encouraged her to do it while giggling. She threw it right over Susie. Chantelle kicked right off and Mace left to a string of abuse. After lots of swearing Chantelle’s parting words were a calm “you’ve really embarrassed yourself Grace” to which she replied “bovvered?’ I hope that the excellent parting shot was ringing in her ears over the crowds boos and haunts her on sleepless nights. Susie was grace itself, how ironic and tried her best to shake the incident off. The plastics and Mikey called Dicky and Chantelle arse lickers again for comforting Susie. A huge row developed when Dolly and Chantelle let the kids know that they had heard the water throwing being planned. Our Kid and Dim insisted that they had not told her to do it and that she had made her own mind up. They had simply not stopped her doing it. Dicky did a fantastic impression of Our Kid losing it. BB had to call her into the DR to calm her down. Our Kid and Dim really really hate Dicky now and the tide may be turning for Dolly too. They think she mothers Pete too much and that she talks about sex too much. They feel threatened and know that their group will dwindle week after week and I think there will be a lot more rows as they feel more and more threatened. I think that Our Kid and Dim will be up next week, depending on what the nomination discussion punishment is. They would vote for Mikey too if they remember that he’s there he’s so dull. The plastics will be gunning for Dicky and Chantelle but I don’t think they’ll have enough legs to carry it through.
Susie’s reign in now over and she has her suitcase back and will sleep in the same room as the others and use the same loo.
Mikey went into the DR to say that she misses Mace but even BB didn’t care and threw him out of the room. So he went into the bog and stared at a photo of her. Like I said, the man’s an idiot. The closing shot was him shedding a tear in bed with Glyn picking his nose in the background. His poise while shedding the tears and the way he sat while staring at the photo was so posed that I now believe that he does not care for her and that the whole courtship on his side at least was for the benefit of the cameras, his Mammy or future conquests.
Friday, June 16, 2006
big brother : eviction night 4
The crowd sang this little ditty from the opening shot of the programme, at deafening volume “She’s going home, she’s going home. Mace is going home.” They cheered Nicki and booed Mace. She knew that she was going and promised to tell Chantelle and Susie exactly what she thinks of them. She’s so bitter that she wanted a party last night that only she could invite guests to. She appears to have gone off Nicki a little now that she is more pally with ‘the others’ and didn’t mention inviting her.
BB gave the HMs booze and cakes last night. Nicki threw a strop about a missing cake until she found out that Glyn had eaten it. It seems no one can be cross with him for long. Mace tried to pull a strop with Mikey saying that he was acting differently to her. I think that he wasn’t giving her enough attention on potentially her last night in the house as he still refused point blank to acknowledge the possibility of her leaving tonight. He wouldn’t even let her discuss it, as it could have led to tears, which he didn’t want to have to deal with. I think he was flirting a little with the other plastics, not Our Kid, obviously. No one flirts with her. Our Kid is running out of fags and after 25 minutes without one, she was going up the wall, stomping around and kicking things. This won’t be pretty.
Nicki threw a strop when Mikey stole a beer from under her pillow. It led to tears and tantrums again. He thought that she shouldn’t hoard beer and that it would be a laugh to steal it. She thought that it was a mean thing to do on potentially her last night in the house. We all know that he wants Mace to stay and it was a nasty act. I would have hit him myself. When she lost it with him he told her that her tantrums were why she was up for eviction. I think he’s a big meany and I want him punished. Why make a point with her? Bizarrely Dolly got upset as Pete chose to comfort Nicki and as he had a small pop at Mikey and this led to her worrying about the boys potentially falling out. That’s just taking her crush too far. She blubbed in the DR as she felt shat on by Pete and Nicki. It makes no sense.
Later Nicki composed herself and decided that she has to learn to stop throwing tantrums. Mace fetched the Village Idiot so that Nicki could apologise for hiding the beer. She said that she should have reserved the beer by saying this is mine instead of hiding it. He thinks she should not have upset the whole house with her tantrum. Of course he’s completely ignored the fact that his vile bird segregated the house permanently and made very personal digs to people that led to them feeling shit a lot of the time, and not just at isolated tantrum times.
When Davina called for Mace to leave the house and gave her 30 seconds to leave, she threw a glass of water over Susie and left to a barrage of “why did she do that? F**king bitch” from Chantelle. Mace’s response was very Vicki Pollard “Get over it. Bothered?” Susie calmly told her “you aren’t a lady” to which Mace replied “neither are you, you moose”. Poison. The girl is vile. The crowd booed her loudly but she just kidded herself that everyone will get booed just because she heard Sleazy get booed.
Davina let her off too lightly although she made Mace feel very uncomfortable when she asked if she blew Mikey away under the covers last night. When asked who was the prettiest HM in the house she took ages to answer before finally saying Our Kid. Come on!!!! This girl is a bitch who cannot admit anything good in other women.
I’m terribly disappointed that the British public only voted Mace out with 87.9% of the votes.
Davina revealed that the HMs will be punished on Monday for discussing nominations again.
There’s a rumour of a new HM next Wednesday and something to do with Jerry Springer and a quiz.
BB gave the HMs booze and cakes last night. Nicki threw a strop about a missing cake until she found out that Glyn had eaten it. It seems no one can be cross with him for long. Mace tried to pull a strop with Mikey saying that he was acting differently to her. I think that he wasn’t giving her enough attention on potentially her last night in the house as he still refused point blank to acknowledge the possibility of her leaving tonight. He wouldn’t even let her discuss it, as it could have led to tears, which he didn’t want to have to deal with. I think he was flirting a little with the other plastics, not Our Kid, obviously. No one flirts with her. Our Kid is running out of fags and after 25 minutes without one, she was going up the wall, stomping around and kicking things. This won’t be pretty.
Nicki threw a strop when Mikey stole a beer from under her pillow. It led to tears and tantrums again. He thought that she shouldn’t hoard beer and that it would be a laugh to steal it. She thought that it was a mean thing to do on potentially her last night in the house. We all know that he wants Mace to stay and it was a nasty act. I would have hit him myself. When she lost it with him he told her that her tantrums were why she was up for eviction. I think he’s a big meany and I want him punished. Why make a point with her? Bizarrely Dolly got upset as Pete chose to comfort Nicki and as he had a small pop at Mikey and this led to her worrying about the boys potentially falling out. That’s just taking her crush too far. She blubbed in the DR as she felt shat on by Pete and Nicki. It makes no sense.
Later Nicki composed herself and decided that she has to learn to stop throwing tantrums. Mace fetched the Village Idiot so that Nicki could apologise for hiding the beer. She said that she should have reserved the beer by saying this is mine instead of hiding it. He thinks she should not have upset the whole house with her tantrum. Of course he’s completely ignored the fact that his vile bird segregated the house permanently and made very personal digs to people that led to them feeling shit a lot of the time, and not just at isolated tantrum times.
When Davina called for Mace to leave the house and gave her 30 seconds to leave, she threw a glass of water over Susie and left to a barrage of “why did she do that? F**king bitch” from Chantelle. Mace’s response was very Vicki Pollard “Get over it. Bothered?” Susie calmly told her “you aren’t a lady” to which Mace replied “neither are you, you moose”. Poison. The girl is vile. The crowd booed her loudly but she just kidded herself that everyone will get booed just because she heard Sleazy get booed.
Davina let her off too lightly although she made Mace feel very uncomfortable when she asked if she blew Mikey away under the covers last night. When asked who was the prettiest HM in the house she took ages to answer before finally saying Our Kid. Come on!!!! This girl is a bitch who cannot admit anything good in other women.
I’m terribly disappointed that the British public only voted Mace out with 87.9% of the votes.
Davina revealed that the HMs will be punished on Monday for discussing nominations again.
There’s a rumour of a new HM next Wednesday and something to do with Jerry Springer and a quiz.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
day 28: big brother
They were well fed up pledging allegiance to Susie and failed the task……… 33 times over, by constantly singing in the house without music. Oddly enough they cheered when they heard that they are on lentils for a week. I think it’s because they all did wrong and not just one person failed the task.
Nicki and Susie have bonded a little. Dolly muscled in and Nicki was smothered in silicone valley. Nicki doesn’t want to leave and I wish I could tell her that she’s going nowhere. Susie regrets nominating her but not Mace. Nicki has made an effort with Susie but Mace is still being a vindictive bitch. That’s why she’s off. Susie is nice. Not my cup of tea but who is? Nicki’s hinted to Dolly & Chantelle that the other plastics talk about them and that she doesn’t chip in. People in and outside the house are really starting to like her on the programme. Obviously they wouldn’t be able to cope with her in real life but she’s great for the show. I want her in the last 3 people OK!
Our Kid tried to convince Mace that she’s got a 50/50 chance of staying. Dear dear. Mace thinks it’s 80/20. Poor deluded Mace. She’s been listening to the Village Idiot too much. I recon it’s 99/1%. She asked Mikey if he feels close to Dim. Oh oh. She’s marking her territory. She asked him what his first impressions of her were. She told him she thought he fancied Dim at first. He did but he didn’t admit to it. But she chose Sleazy. It seems a world away since Dim was with Sleazy. Remember him?
Dim is sick of the group thing. What’s she’s really fed up of is that all the new people keep getting in with ‘the others’. They are lost to her. They talk about boring things. She’s a waste of space and I think her and Our Kid’s days are numbered.
Dolly has finally admitted that she fancies Pete. She told Chantelle and fears that Pete overheard. He said that he didn’t as he was having a shit with the fan on at the time. Romance is not dead. He goes for her breasts when he has Tourettes as it’s maternal innit. She didn’t like hearing that. She keeps forgetting that she’s not his age but even silicone and surgery has its limits. She keeps asking him if he heard and won’t let it lie. I think that she wants him to know. Big mistake. He sees her as a Mother figure and it would only end in tears. Her tears.
That’s all folks, only 50 minutes tonight.
Nicki and Susie have bonded a little. Dolly muscled in and Nicki was smothered in silicone valley. Nicki doesn’t want to leave and I wish I could tell her that she’s going nowhere. Susie regrets nominating her but not Mace. Nicki has made an effort with Susie but Mace is still being a vindictive bitch. That’s why she’s off. Susie is nice. Not my cup of tea but who is? Nicki’s hinted to Dolly & Chantelle that the other plastics talk about them and that she doesn’t chip in. People in and outside the house are really starting to like her on the programme. Obviously they wouldn’t be able to cope with her in real life but she’s great for the show. I want her in the last 3 people OK!
Our Kid tried to convince Mace that she’s got a 50/50 chance of staying. Dear dear. Mace thinks it’s 80/20. Poor deluded Mace. She’s been listening to the Village Idiot too much. I recon it’s 99/1%. She asked Mikey if he feels close to Dim. Oh oh. She’s marking her territory. She asked him what his first impressions of her were. She told him she thought he fancied Dim at first. He did but he didn’t admit to it. But she chose Sleazy. It seems a world away since Dim was with Sleazy. Remember him?
Dim is sick of the group thing. What’s she’s really fed up of is that all the new people keep getting in with ‘the others’. They are lost to her. They talk about boring things. She’s a waste of space and I think her and Our Kid’s days are numbered.
Dolly has finally admitted that she fancies Pete. She told Chantelle and fears that Pete overheard. He said that he didn’t as he was having a shit with the fan on at the time. Romance is not dead. He goes for her breasts when he has Tourettes as it’s maternal innit. She didn’t like hearing that. She keeps forgetting that she’s not his age but even silicone and surgery has its limits. She keeps asking him if he heard and won’t let it lie. I think that she wants him to know. Big mistake. He sees her as a Mother figure and it would only end in tears. Her tears.
That’s all folks, only 50 minutes tonight.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
day 27: big brother
A bit of a dull day.
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On waking, the HMs found the house saturated in images, busts and statues of Susie due to the new task, something about the State of Susie. They have to obey her orders, pledge allegiance to her and cannot break the rules or else they are on lentils next week. They can only sing her 3 favourite songs Living on a Prayer, You’re Just too Good to be True and I Like the way You Move and can only eat her favourite foods, although they do include lobster, salmon and strawberries. Lisa has been promoted to a plastic by Dicky. This is because since she fell out with Pete she has not been group hopping, not because she looks like a model. They, the plastics, immediately hated the task and the house decor. They have completely lost their sense of humour. Dim had the grace to laugh at least. Mace called it a load of old shit and commented on how wrinkly Susie’s face looks in the images. Nicki immediately broke the song rule. Then Dicky. And then Pete. Opps. They failed the task within minutes. Not surprising in a house with no music. They do not know that yet though.
Nicki has decided that she now likes Susie, but has so far only confessed this to BB in the DR and Pete. She tried to reconcile with Dicky too, although Dim hates him again and thinks that Chantelle is licking Susie’s arse. Glynn fancies Chantelle again, although he didn’t help his cause by farting on her bed. The Village Idiot still cannot understand why Mace is up for eviction. Chantelle and Dicky think that Mikey and Dim flirt. I think so too. Mace will miss Mikey when she’s gone. Ah, bless. Can’t wait. Still he got some duvet action last night.
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On waking, the HMs found the house saturated in images, busts and statues of Susie due to the new task, something about the State of Susie. They have to obey her orders, pledge allegiance to her and cannot break the rules or else they are on lentils next week. They can only sing her 3 favourite songs Living on a Prayer, You’re Just too Good to be True and I Like the way You Move and can only eat her favourite foods, although they do include lobster, salmon and strawberries. Lisa has been promoted to a plastic by Dicky. This is because since she fell out with Pete she has not been group hopping, not because she looks like a model. They, the plastics, immediately hated the task and the house decor. They have completely lost their sense of humour. Dim had the grace to laugh at least. Mace called it a load of old shit and commented on how wrinkly Susie’s face looks in the images. Nicki immediately broke the song rule. Then Dicky. And then Pete. Opps. They failed the task within minutes. Not surprising in a house with no music. They do not know that yet though.
Nicki has decided that she now likes Susie, but has so far only confessed this to BB in the DR and Pete. She tried to reconcile with Dicky too, although Dim hates him again and thinks that Chantelle is licking Susie’s arse. Glynn fancies Chantelle again, although he didn’t help his cause by farting on her bed. The Village Idiot still cannot understand why Mace is up for eviction. Chantelle and Dicky think that Mikey and Dim flirt. I think so too. Mace will miss Mikey when she’s gone. Ah, bless. Can’t wait. Still he got some duvet action last night.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
day 26 : big brother
Oh, I’ve missed this so badly. Firstly can I encourage everyone here to vote for Grace to come out just so that we can see her face. Nicki is great and we cannot lose her yet. I want her in the last 3.
Mace began the show by observing that Susie the new girl spends a lot of her time with the others and wondered why. Der. By the end of the show, we all hated Mace more (which I thought would be impossible) and the divisions had a ten-foot ditch between them, not of Susie’s making.
BB pretended that the new girl had the privilege of voting first. Mace couldn’t even look at her on the way in to the DR and only sneered in her direction when she came out. Susie’s nomination reasons were spot on, accurate and calm. I was surprised that Grace was nominated second. BB announced the nominations immediately and Susie saw their game straight away. In an effort to placate the kids, she pretended it was the hardest thing that she’s ever had to do. Mace knows she’s going, or at least says that she knows. She stormed off stomping. Our Kid offered to do something to Susie and just awaited the nod to go ahead. Oddly Nicki could understand why lots of people nominated her the week before, and reeled off a thousand reasons, but can’t understand it this week, as new girl doesn’t know her. Erm, she’s been watching the show. Nicki, bless, is worried that if the new girl doesn’t like her that we don’t like her. Mace thinks her ‘thing’ with Mikey the village idiot has something to do with the baying crowd’s ear splitting screams of Grace Out when Sam was evicted. The problem with these kids is that they keep forget that we are watching them and that we can hear them.
It didn’t take long for the plastics to get mad at being nominated and start to slate Susie. Goodness, they were vile. Our Kid’s weapon of choice was a proposal to party hard that night. Revealing why we all revile her Mace gave the battle cry “I want everyone left in to make her life hell” and childishly added “she’d better stay away from me”. Those pesky kids. Mace and Nicki kicked off the terror campaign by stealing a bottle of champagne from the new girl’s bedroom. It was in her welcome hamper. As she doesn’t drink they thought it was fair game after being nominated. Our Kid and Dim caught them drinking it in the bogs. Our Kid joined in but Dim didn’t, I suppose that she wants to nominate at least once on the show. Mace, Nicki, Our Kid and Dolly discussed nominations again. Dim wasn’t there at the time, so couldn’t join in. It will be hilarious if they get banned from nominating. Dim has started floating between groups a little.
D&D had a chat about how they are drifting apart. Dicky thinks that they are drifting as Dolly is palling up with the kids while he is staying away from them more and more because of their bad behaviour. They don’t like him as he sticks up for whomever they chose to pick on. Dolly doesn’t want to get involved when the kids act up. Dicky is happy to and thinks they are acting like bullies and spoilt kids. He’s not going to sit about while they try to marginalise another person and is going to say something soon. I wonder what Shebaz thinks, if he’s watching. Dicky wasn’t quite there for him, but would have been if Shebaz had been in even the slightest bit sane.
The plastics played loudly in the garden trying hard to annoy the others. It didn’t take long what with the splashing, made up songs such as “beauty and the beast’, looking for gold things to wear and generally anything that will annoy Susie. It’s got Chantelle’s back up and maybe at last we’ll see the spunky attitude that she promised before entering the house. Mace and Nicki think that they will confront Susie and wonder why everyone else is still being nice to her now that she has nominated. Bum lickers apparently. The kid’s fun carried on with dirty dancing in the garden. They don’t think that they are vindictive types and that their behaviour is a one-off. Glynn told them that he doesn’t like it. Pete is disappointed in them. It will blow up soon.
Mace began the show by observing that Susie the new girl spends a lot of her time with the others and wondered why. Der. By the end of the show, we all hated Mace more (which I thought would be impossible) and the divisions had a ten-foot ditch between them, not of Susie’s making.
BB pretended that the new girl had the privilege of voting first. Mace couldn’t even look at her on the way in to the DR and only sneered in her direction when she came out. Susie’s nomination reasons were spot on, accurate and calm. I was surprised that Grace was nominated second. BB announced the nominations immediately and Susie saw their game straight away. In an effort to placate the kids, she pretended it was the hardest thing that she’s ever had to do. Mace knows she’s going, or at least says that she knows. She stormed off stomping. Our Kid offered to do something to Susie and just awaited the nod to go ahead. Oddly Nicki could understand why lots of people nominated her the week before, and reeled off a thousand reasons, but can’t understand it this week, as new girl doesn’t know her. Erm, she’s been watching the show. Nicki, bless, is worried that if the new girl doesn’t like her that we don’t like her. Mace thinks her ‘thing’ with Mikey the village idiot has something to do with the baying crowd’s ear splitting screams of Grace Out when Sam was evicted. The problem with these kids is that they keep forget that we are watching them and that we can hear them.
It didn’t take long for the plastics to get mad at being nominated and start to slate Susie. Goodness, they were vile. Our Kid’s weapon of choice was a proposal to party hard that night. Revealing why we all revile her Mace gave the battle cry “I want everyone left in to make her life hell” and childishly added “she’d better stay away from me”. Those pesky kids. Mace and Nicki kicked off the terror campaign by stealing a bottle of champagne from the new girl’s bedroom. It was in her welcome hamper. As she doesn’t drink they thought it was fair game after being nominated. Our Kid and Dim caught them drinking it in the bogs. Our Kid joined in but Dim didn’t, I suppose that she wants to nominate at least once on the show. Mace, Nicki, Our Kid and Dolly discussed nominations again. Dim wasn’t there at the time, so couldn’t join in. It will be hilarious if they get banned from nominating. Dim has started floating between groups a little.
D&D had a chat about how they are drifting apart. Dicky thinks that they are drifting as Dolly is palling up with the kids while he is staying away from them more and more because of their bad behaviour. They don’t like him as he sticks up for whomever they chose to pick on. Dolly doesn’t want to get involved when the kids act up. Dicky is happy to and thinks they are acting like bullies and spoilt kids. He’s not going to sit about while they try to marginalise another person and is going to say something soon. I wonder what Shebaz thinks, if he’s watching. Dicky wasn’t quite there for him, but would have been if Shebaz had been in even the slightest bit sane.
The plastics played loudly in the garden trying hard to annoy the others. It didn’t take long what with the splashing, made up songs such as “beauty and the beast’, looking for gold things to wear and generally anything that will annoy Susie. It’s got Chantelle’s back up and maybe at last we’ll see the spunky attitude that she promised before entering the house. Mace and Nicki think that they will confront Susie and wonder why everyone else is still being nice to her now that she has nominated. Bum lickers apparently. The kid’s fun carried on with dirty dancing in the garden. They don’t think that they are vindictive types and that their behaviour is a one-off. Glynn told them that he doesn’t like it. Pete is disappointed in them. It will blow up soon.
Monday, June 12, 2006
normal service to be resumed shortly
Sorry folks. I thought that I’d only be at the Isle of Wight Festival for 1 night but I accidentally managed to stay until Sunday.
However, through texts and tabloids I’m still on top of the game.
The new bird has given the gold finger to Nicky and Mace. Mace is sure to be out this Friday, only 1 week behind my prediction. Will I score 4 out of 4??
I will catch up a the weekend.
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However, through texts and tabloids I’m still on top of the game.
The new bird has given the gold finger to Nicky and Mace. Mace is sure to be out this Friday, only 1 week behind my prediction. Will I score 4 out of 4??
I will catch up a the weekend.
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Thursday, June 08, 2006
big brother: day 21
An episode in which Glynn was the most interesting thing. Not a good sign. Unfortunately we were laughing at him, not with him. I think that they may fail this task, which would be good as there needs to be something different happening to create something of interest for us to watch.
Our Kid looks great as a cleaner. It really really suits her. Dolly + Sam hated being up for 24 hours without booze and fun. Sam bored Dolly to death. Dolly’s good at looking glum. Nicki had to teach Glynn how to butter toast and make a cup of tea to her satisfaction. Chantelle and Pete rocked as gardeners and spent the afternoon pruning the hedges cut into whacky shapes. Chantelle deliberated on cutting off the “willy” on a hedge cut in the shape of a man. Nicki’s moaned about her task. I think she forgets it’s all for our benefit. She said she was cold and cried. Sobbed and wailed actually. Good God, it’s boiling. She compared herself to a sulky Victoria Beckham. She just wants to get drunk and dance around.
A sign by the pool, where Mikey and Dicky are Life Guards says no petting, no bombing and no running. Remember them? Our Kid flouted the rules by bombing into the pool. She hates lentils so it’ll be funny watching her when that’s all they have to eat. “Rule breaking is fun,” she shouted. I hope they dirty up all the windows. She threw Dicky’s shorts in the pool thinking it was funny. I think this will lead to war. Mikey told her to take the pants out and Dicky told her that she’d never get a boyfriend. That really annoyed her and she bitched about it to Dim later. Dolly advised her that Dicky was trying to annoy her by saying that and told her not to let him get to her. I wonder what she was trying to do by throwing his shorts in the pool? Seems D+D aren’t best of friends just yet then. Our Kid thinks that Pete fancies Dolly and she does not understand it at all. And maybe Chantelle too. She’s given up the fight, for day 21 anyway.
Mikey massaged Mace by the pool. Does this count as petting? Dolly stuck a carrot down her throat. Deep veg. Is that petting too? Glynn looked on horrified.
Mace thinks that Dim will be perceived as two faced out here as she’s making an effort to be nice to everyone but is still bitching about “the others”. She thinks that Chantelle will be reviled for having her tits out all the time. Jealously strikes again, because she has no tits. Apparently showing one’s arse is OK as she does that see.
Glynn asked BB “Which one is the oven? Is it the one with the hob or is that the cooker?” It’s not looking good. He poured a whole packet of pasta into some cold water. Yum. When the pasta started boiling over Our Kid told him to turn the electric down. “Am I going to get an electric shock?” he asked. Everyone pretended the food was nice apart from Nicky who asked for a ham salad. She’s a bit down about being nominated. Bless. She was hamming it up. Ta dah!!!
Our Kid looks great as a cleaner. It really really suits her. Dolly + Sam hated being up for 24 hours without booze and fun. Sam bored Dolly to death. Dolly’s good at looking glum. Nicki had to teach Glynn how to butter toast and make a cup of tea to her satisfaction. Chantelle and Pete rocked as gardeners and spent the afternoon pruning the hedges cut into whacky shapes. Chantelle deliberated on cutting off the “willy” on a hedge cut in the shape of a man. Nicki’s moaned about her task. I think she forgets it’s all for our benefit. She said she was cold and cried. Sobbed and wailed actually. Good God, it’s boiling. She compared herself to a sulky Victoria Beckham. She just wants to get drunk and dance around.
A sign by the pool, where Mikey and Dicky are Life Guards says no petting, no bombing and no running. Remember them? Our Kid flouted the rules by bombing into the pool. She hates lentils so it’ll be funny watching her when that’s all they have to eat. “Rule breaking is fun,” she shouted. I hope they dirty up all the windows. She threw Dicky’s shorts in the pool thinking it was funny. I think this will lead to war. Mikey told her to take the pants out and Dicky told her that she’d never get a boyfriend. That really annoyed her and she bitched about it to Dim later. Dolly advised her that Dicky was trying to annoy her by saying that and told her not to let him get to her. I wonder what she was trying to do by throwing his shorts in the pool? Seems D+D aren’t best of friends just yet then. Our Kid thinks that Pete fancies Dolly and she does not understand it at all. And maybe Chantelle too. She’s given up the fight, for day 21 anyway.
Mikey massaged Mace by the pool. Does this count as petting? Dolly stuck a carrot down her throat. Deep veg. Is that petting too? Glynn looked on horrified.
Mace thinks that Dim will be perceived as two faced out here as she’s making an effort to be nice to everyone but is still bitching about “the others”. She thinks that Chantelle will be reviled for having her tits out all the time. Jealously strikes again, because she has no tits. Apparently showing one’s arse is OK as she does that see.
Glynn asked BB “Which one is the oven? Is it the one with the hob or is that the cooker?” It’s not looking good. He poured a whole packet of pasta into some cold water. Yum. When the pasta started boiling over Our Kid told him to turn the electric down. “Am I going to get an electric shock?” he asked. Everyone pretended the food was nice apart from Nicky who asked for a ham salad. She’s a bit down about being nominated. Bless. She was hamming it up. Ta dah!!!
big brother: day 20
Our Kid told Mace that she would poison people if they nominated her. And it’s Mace who is scared of looking like a bunny boiler – cos of her fling with Mikey, who she likes a lot. She got a bit needy and clingy with him.
Time is dragging for the HMs. Have they been in there for, like, forever? Our Kid thinks that Nicki was distant after nominations and she feels that she can’t trust anyone. Dolly is missing her son. She told Nicki that she is more intelligent than right-handed people as she is left handed. The bright left-hander believed her. Sam confessed that she had felt like leaving after the fuss of the last few days but has now just started sticking up for herself and won’t be so nice from here on. Make the most of it Sam.
Nicki doesn’t like the new group that’s formed: Pete, Dolly, Dicky and Chantelle. Seems D&D are friends again. Dim is already used to Sleazy being gone. Her and Glyn talked in Welsh for a bit not realising BB gave us sub-titles. He talked about sex, Dolly’s lap dance and his parent’s reactions (aren’t they Welsh?) and she admitted that she had been dull.
When BB announced the nominations Nicki screamed LOUDLY and Sam just nodded. They all immediately said that they didn’t see Nicki’s coming at all with only Chantelle and Dicky and eventually Dolly comforting Sam. Subtle. Sam knows she’s off and is upset. She thinks that Dicky nominated her as she gets feeling about these things. Nicki cried shortly after the announcement and asked for cuddles from Pete who guiltily obliged but kept a hip-to-hip distance. He’s feeling down as Nicki is up for nomination. ?
The new shopping task is to temp for the BB job agency. They get to write CVs, get references, jobs, interviews, uniforms, and the lot. Good job Shebaz has gone, after being on the dole since leaving school. Pete did not give Our Kid as a reference. Ohhhhh. Nicki thinks that Dolly put Pete up to it and is very cross. She hates D&D and wouldn’t use them to wipe her arse, as she’d rather use toilet paper. Hmmm, left handed insult! Pete hugs Dolly too much and for too long. Yuck. It didn’t take too long for Our Kid to ask him about the lack of refereeing. She was quite calm and said that she thinks he’s changed, that they can’t have a laugh together anymore. In an attempt to build bridges, she has promised him that she will never kill an insect ever ever again. That reconciled them a little. Glyn mentioned Wales a lot in his interview. Nicki wants to dress up in a Basque and stockings for hers and immediately got ahead of the game by being appointed as BB’s PA. She immediately pulled a face at her 9-5 hours, although Our Kid has a 6am start as cleaner. Pete did a middle parting for his interview.
Glyn is Chef, Our Kid showed him how to boil an egg as practice.
Dim is toilet attendant
Aisleyne and Pete are gardeners
Dicky & Mikey are Lifeguards
Sam and Dolly are security guards
Mace is promotions
I’m not around Friday night. Jimbob, please can you supervise?
Time is dragging for the HMs. Have they been in there for, like, forever? Our Kid thinks that Nicki was distant after nominations and she feels that she can’t trust anyone. Dolly is missing her son. She told Nicki that she is more intelligent than right-handed people as she is left handed. The bright left-hander believed her. Sam confessed that she had felt like leaving after the fuss of the last few days but has now just started sticking up for herself and won’t be so nice from here on. Make the most of it Sam.
Nicki doesn’t like the new group that’s formed: Pete, Dolly, Dicky and Chantelle. Seems D&D are friends again. Dim is already used to Sleazy being gone. Her and Glyn talked in Welsh for a bit not realising BB gave us sub-titles. He talked about sex, Dolly’s lap dance and his parent’s reactions (aren’t they Welsh?) and she admitted that she had been dull.
When BB announced the nominations Nicki screamed LOUDLY and Sam just nodded. They all immediately said that they didn’t see Nicki’s coming at all with only Chantelle and Dicky and eventually Dolly comforting Sam. Subtle. Sam knows she’s off and is upset. She thinks that Dicky nominated her as she gets feeling about these things. Nicki cried shortly after the announcement and asked for cuddles from Pete who guiltily obliged but kept a hip-to-hip distance. He’s feeling down as Nicki is up for nomination. ?
The new shopping task is to temp for the BB job agency. They get to write CVs, get references, jobs, interviews, uniforms, and the lot. Good job Shebaz has gone, after being on the dole since leaving school. Pete did not give Our Kid as a reference. Ohhhhh. Nicki thinks that Dolly put Pete up to it and is very cross. She hates D&D and wouldn’t use them to wipe her arse, as she’d rather use toilet paper. Hmmm, left handed insult! Pete hugs Dolly too much and for too long. Yuck. It didn’t take too long for Our Kid to ask him about the lack of refereeing. She was quite calm and said that she thinks he’s changed, that they can’t have a laugh together anymore. In an attempt to build bridges, she has promised him that she will never kill an insect ever ever again. That reconciled them a little. Glyn mentioned Wales a lot in his interview. Nicki wants to dress up in a Basque and stockings for hers and immediately got ahead of the game by being appointed as BB’s PA. She immediately pulled a face at her 9-5 hours, although Our Kid has a 6am start as cleaner. Pete did a middle parting for his interview.
Glyn is Chef, Our Kid showed him how to boil an egg as practice.
Dim is toilet attendant
Aisleyne and Pete are gardeners
Dicky & Mikey are Lifeguards
Sam and Dolly are security guards
Mace is promotions
I’m not around Friday night. Jimbob, please can you supervise?
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
big brother: day 19
Another dull one today.
Pete hid in nowhere to get away from Our Kid. She’s doing his head in. You know it’s serious when his Tourettes Syndrome doesn’t kick in. Pete, like me, is into Nature while she wants to kill all insects. This disgusts Pete who is in touch with the Universe and values each and every life. He even feeds ants with jam and cake, which disgusted Our Kid who would rather stamp on them. When Dolly approached them Our Kid pretended that he had just said that he pours boiling water over ants. He fell silent. That’s the way to wind him up.
Dolly’s in with the plastics now, I suppose it was inevitable, what with the silicone tits. Glyn still fancies her. Mace still has it in for Chantelle and it would also appear that Mikey no longer fancies her after the Sleazy jibe. Shame that would have been fun. Unless it’s like in school where you are horrible to the one you really fancy. We’ll see. Mace has also started to get her claws into Dolly for creating in front of Mikey. These young girls eh.
Glyn has a streaking habit. His party trick for 18-year old girls on their birthdays. He holds “it” in his hand. Chantelle knows birds that go out to clubs just to secure a kiss and tell. Different worlds.
I’m disappointed with the nominations this week, although it will be fun watching how Nicky copes. Will she remember it’s just a game and that they’re “not supposed to guess who nominated who”? Still at least Dicky’s not up, although he would have been if Our Kid and Dim had been able to vote. I wish that more people would listen to Dicky, the only person to nominate the intolerable Mace. We need her out of there. She is a class A bitch, has the face of a 50-year old woman and, despite her long legs, looks old and weary before her time. She’s jealous of any other attractive females and knows nothing about her own character at all.
Sam put her foot in it aggggainnnn by pretending she could see Chantelle on the TV screen while she was nominating. This girl does not know when to keep her mouth shut!!! Dolly told Chantelle that Sam told her that Chantelle had been talking about people behind their backs. Cue a confrontation, although Chantelle did not want to get into a she said, I said saga. Dolly stuck her nose in. When Sam gets evicted at the weekend, we’ll see who is telling the truth!!!! Davina will show us. It’s all so trivial I simply cannot keep up. Anyway, Chantelle didn’t fall for it and apologised wholeheartedly to Sam in front of Dolly, who for once kept her mouth shut, for a bit anyway. Chantelle regrets nominating her now and cried a bit.
Oh my God, Mace cried in Nowhere. Our Kid rushed to comfort her. That’s the second episode that ended with a Mace cliffhanger. I think she is being edited too kindly.
Pete hid in nowhere to get away from Our Kid. She’s doing his head in. You know it’s serious when his Tourettes Syndrome doesn’t kick in. Pete, like me, is into Nature while she wants to kill all insects. This disgusts Pete who is in touch with the Universe and values each and every life. He even feeds ants with jam and cake, which disgusted Our Kid who would rather stamp on them. When Dolly approached them Our Kid pretended that he had just said that he pours boiling water over ants. He fell silent. That’s the way to wind him up.
Dolly’s in with the plastics now, I suppose it was inevitable, what with the silicone tits. Glyn still fancies her. Mace still has it in for Chantelle and it would also appear that Mikey no longer fancies her after the Sleazy jibe. Shame that would have been fun. Unless it’s like in school where you are horrible to the one you really fancy. We’ll see. Mace has also started to get her claws into Dolly for creating in front of Mikey. These young girls eh.
Glyn has a streaking habit. His party trick for 18-year old girls on their birthdays. He holds “it” in his hand. Chantelle knows birds that go out to clubs just to secure a kiss and tell. Different worlds.
I’m disappointed with the nominations this week, although it will be fun watching how Nicky copes. Will she remember it’s just a game and that they’re “not supposed to guess who nominated who”? Still at least Dicky’s not up, although he would have been if Our Kid and Dim had been able to vote. I wish that more people would listen to Dicky, the only person to nominate the intolerable Mace. We need her out of there. She is a class A bitch, has the face of a 50-year old woman and, despite her long legs, looks old and weary before her time. She’s jealous of any other attractive females and knows nothing about her own character at all.
Sam put her foot in it aggggainnnn by pretending she could see Chantelle on the TV screen while she was nominating. This girl does not know when to keep her mouth shut!!! Dolly told Chantelle that Sam told her that Chantelle had been talking about people behind their backs. Cue a confrontation, although Chantelle did not want to get into a she said, I said saga. Dolly stuck her nose in. When Sam gets evicted at the weekend, we’ll see who is telling the truth!!!! Davina will show us. It’s all so trivial I simply cannot keep up. Anyway, Chantelle didn’t fall for it and apologised wholeheartedly to Sam in front of Dolly, who for once kept her mouth shut, for a bit anyway. Chantelle regrets nominating her now and cried a bit.
Oh my God, Mace cried in Nowhere. Our Kid rushed to comfort her. That’s the second episode that ended with a Mace cliffhanger. I think she is being edited too kindly.
big brother : i guess sam's out next then
Sam was the most unpopular housemate this week, landing five votes for eviction.
Nikki went from zero last week to four this week, while Richard narrowly avoided being nominated with three votes.
Lisa had two, and Grace and Lea each notched up one. Once again, Mikey and Glyn failed to receive a single nomination.
Surprising votes included Aisleyne nominating her fellow newcomer Sam, Pete nominating Lisa and Lea nominating Richard.
Who voted who in full:
Aisleyne
Nikki: "She's just a little bit annoying - and I don't think that she likes me, it's all a pretence. She turns her nose up at the things that I say."
Sam: "She's put words into my mouth, Lea's mouth and Dicky's mouth. Sometimes she's a little bit intense, she's just on my case - I just need my space."
Glyn
Sam: "She's boring - she makes me wanna fall asleep. She wants to make friends, but she tries too hard and it comes over as fake."
Nikki: "I gave her my dressing gown and she didn't say thank you. She talks too much London - she talks about stuff that I can't even imagine - I find it really boring, I feel really left out".
Grace
Aisleyne: "I just don't like her, I don't like the way she's come into the house and taken the lead. If I have to look at that arse again, I'll go mad."
Sam: "I feel that she came into the house and tried to stir up shit. I find her false as well, I can't take anything she says genuinely. She's just trying to play a game, be friends to everyone - she tries to play people off against one another."
Lea
Nikki: "Sometimes she makes the group feel uncomfortable. She wants to have it all her own way and she gets angry a lot of the time - she gets irate at the smallest things."
Richard "I'm starting to distrust him a lot. He made me question our friendship. He's acting... so that people like him."
Mikey
Sam: "I just find her annoying. She walks around the house really loud. Even when Sam speaks, it winds me up - Sam's voice goes through me."
Aisleyne: "She's an inconsiderate person with her comments and her actions. She doesn't say thanks for anything, she's got no manners. She made no effort with anyone else apart from the people she gets on with... she puts on a front... she's not really being nice."
Nikki
Richard: "At first, I thought he was really nice... but he's very sneaky, very devious. I don't trust him anymore. He tries to suck up to everyone. He called me a hypochondriac behind my back."
Sam: "She's driving me up the wall... just always there, every time I breathe she's next to me... it's suffocating me."
Pete
Lisa: "I've become quite annoyed by her. When I saved a bee from the pool and she kinda like wanted to kill it, put it out of its misery. I was just trying to help it out and she was going on and on and on about it. She's really getting on my nerves... she blows smoke in my face but then the next minute she says 'you're angry with me' when I'm not and storms off. I don't feel relaxed around her."
Nikki: "She doesn't eat food that we make her. When Sezer went she whispered to me that she wanted Richard to go and I thought that was unfair because he's been really good to her."
Richard
Lisa: "She doesn't like when I confront her on things. She jumps around the room screaming like a banshee. She takes everything the wrong way - Lisa agitates everyone. She smokes like you wouldn't believe, puffing all over the place."
Grace: "She wasn't very inviting towards Sam and Aisleyne. She has a strong position with the girls, she's the leader of the pack, the queen bee of the house, the plastics. She doesn't use her influence for positive reasons, she uses them for negative reasons... the other 2 follow her lead. She's got the strongest personality - domineering, very loud... Nikki and Imogen need to be more aware of the falseness of Grace."
Sam
Lea: "I think she's been to motherly towards Pete and Pete needs to breathe. Pete needs his own space to become himself. She's got a game plan, she's tactical, bitchy and two-faced. She makes me uncomfortable whenever I'm around her, I don't know if she's bitching about me. She had said I was an arse licker and was very suspicious of me because I smile all the time - that's just me. I'm very much a people's person."
Richard: "He gets himself involved in too many situations... he's all about himself and doesn't give a toss about me. When I talk, sometimes he won't listen to my opinions."
Nikki went from zero last week to four this week, while Richard narrowly avoided being nominated with three votes.
Lisa had two, and Grace and Lea each notched up one. Once again, Mikey and Glyn failed to receive a single nomination.
Surprising votes included Aisleyne nominating her fellow newcomer Sam, Pete nominating Lisa and Lea nominating Richard.
Who voted who in full:
Aisleyne
Nikki: "She's just a little bit annoying - and I don't think that she likes me, it's all a pretence. She turns her nose up at the things that I say."
Sam: "She's put words into my mouth, Lea's mouth and Dicky's mouth. Sometimes she's a little bit intense, she's just on my case - I just need my space."
Glyn
Sam: "She's boring - she makes me wanna fall asleep. She wants to make friends, but she tries too hard and it comes over as fake."
Nikki: "I gave her my dressing gown and she didn't say thank you. She talks too much London - she talks about stuff that I can't even imagine - I find it really boring, I feel really left out".
Grace
Aisleyne: "I just don't like her, I don't like the way she's come into the house and taken the lead. If I have to look at that arse again, I'll go mad."
Sam: "I feel that she came into the house and tried to stir up shit. I find her false as well, I can't take anything she says genuinely. She's just trying to play a game, be friends to everyone - she tries to play people off against one another."
Lea
Nikki: "Sometimes she makes the group feel uncomfortable. She wants to have it all her own way and she gets angry a lot of the time - she gets irate at the smallest things."
Richard "I'm starting to distrust him a lot. He made me question our friendship. He's acting... so that people like him."
Mikey
Sam: "I just find her annoying. She walks around the house really loud. Even when Sam speaks, it winds me up - Sam's voice goes through me."
Aisleyne: "She's an inconsiderate person with her comments and her actions. She doesn't say thanks for anything, she's got no manners. She made no effort with anyone else apart from the people she gets on with... she puts on a front... she's not really being nice."
Nikki
Richard: "At first, I thought he was really nice... but he's very sneaky, very devious. I don't trust him anymore. He tries to suck up to everyone. He called me a hypochondriac behind my back."
Sam: "She's driving me up the wall... just always there, every time I breathe she's next to me... it's suffocating me."
Pete
Lisa: "I've become quite annoyed by her. When I saved a bee from the pool and she kinda like wanted to kill it, put it out of its misery. I was just trying to help it out and she was going on and on and on about it. She's really getting on my nerves... she blows smoke in my face but then the next minute she says 'you're angry with me' when I'm not and storms off. I don't feel relaxed around her."
Nikki: "She doesn't eat food that we make her. When Sezer went she whispered to me that she wanted Richard to go and I thought that was unfair because he's been really good to her."
Richard
Lisa: "She doesn't like when I confront her on things. She jumps around the room screaming like a banshee. She takes everything the wrong way - Lisa agitates everyone. She smokes like you wouldn't believe, puffing all over the place."
Grace: "She wasn't very inviting towards Sam and Aisleyne. She has a strong position with the girls, she's the leader of the pack, the queen bee of the house, the plastics. She doesn't use her influence for positive reasons, she uses them for negative reasons... the other 2 follow her lead. She's got the strongest personality - domineering, very loud... Nikki and Imogen need to be more aware of the falseness of Grace."
Sam
Lea: "I think she's been to motherly towards Pete and Pete needs to breathe. Pete needs his own space to become himself. She's got a game plan, she's tactical, bitchy and two-faced. She makes me uncomfortable whenever I'm around her, I don't know if she's bitching about me. She had said I was an arse licker and was very suspicious of me because I smile all the time - that's just me. I'm very much a people's person."
Richard: "He gets himself involved in too many situations... he's all about himself and doesn't give a toss about me. When I talk, sometimes he won't listen to my opinions."
Monday, June 05, 2006
big brother: day 18: yawn
An episode more or less devoted to a dull row that very quickly descended into a she said, and I said and she said debarcle. There’s bound to be an anti-climax for a while, what with the excitement of Fail Sezer’s fall. The opening shot was a magpie – one for sorrow. Cue Sam pouring out her heart in the DR about the back stabbing and bitching in the house. She can’t handle it and says she’s not like that and doesn’t like to hear it. She really thinks that she’s similar to Dim, her heroine. Dim told her not to be so nice, so did Chantelle.
It looks like Sam revealed the contents of the chat the night before with her, Dim and Our Kid to Mace. Mace & Dim suspected that she may be shit stirring, but Our Kid thought that she was being genuine. Now Dim’s not so sure, although Mace was adamant. Mace approached Dolly and asked her if she had been saying horrid things about them. When she said no, they concurred Mace’s theory. The plastics and Our Kid feel that they have set Sam straight on who the back stabbers are,a dn it ain;t them, apparnelty.
Dolly looked set for a ruck and pulled Sam to one side and said that she had done nothing but try and welcome her. Meanwhile out of Dollyville, in real life, she actually appears to hate her and is a bit off about her ‘condition’, even though you could call her a freak, if you were cruel. Sam was dressed up in combats ready for a ruck too and told Dolly straight “I heard from someone that you said that I was arse licking everyone”. Hmm, I think that was Our Kid. At least someone said it and perhaps BB can remind us who soon. There were tears from Sam who unintentionally dobbed Our Kid in abut the brown nose jibe. Dolly called Dim over and Our Kid and no one admitted to anything and I got quite lost in a stream of trivia. Someone lied and I think it’s Our Kid. Sam lost it and got very upset about the whole furore. Dicky tried to keep the peace and encourage communication. He gave her a hug followed by Pete. Dicky thinks that Dolly has got it wrong. So do I. She just hates Sam. Pure and simple. However, how can she believe the toxic plastics above Sam who has been nothing but nice? Cos she wants to, that’s why. Big bossomed bitch!!!!!
The growing tension sent Our Kid to the comfort of her duvet to let off a string of expletives. I thought she was hard! Mace encouraged Sam to stop crying and hiding in the bogs and said the row was over and that no one would segregate her because of it. Everyone kissed and made up and Dicky pointed out that it’s no wonder that he is gay. Dolly maintains that she hates being lied to and then bare faced lied to Sam that she had not been bitching about her. Our Kid saw Dicky’s alliance with Sam as a good chance to stick the knife into Dicky with Dolly who has now started to go off him cos he tried to stick up for Sam and stop the rows, over her. I cannot wait to see who she nominates this week. Talking of evictions, Our Kid has been banned from nominating this week for discussing nominations. She told D&D that she had nominated them. She immediately told Nicki abut the ban and then grassed up Dim for not being able to nominate too. Is she trying to bring them all down?
Poor Sam put her foot in it again later by requesting someone for Nicki to shag. Nicki was outraged and Sam looked gutted and left the DR. I think that error will run and run.
OH MY GOD, at the very end of the programme MACE TOLD MIKEY THAT SHE LIKES DICKY. I mean Richard, nothing saucy. Just as Dolly is going off him. What with Our Kid really hating him, will Dimogen be able to make up her own mind????
Glyn is pleased as punch as he now knows how to boil an egg, make beans on toast and wash clothes. He’s the Daddy.
It looks like Sam revealed the contents of the chat the night before with her, Dim and Our Kid to Mace. Mace & Dim suspected that she may be shit stirring, but Our Kid thought that she was being genuine. Now Dim’s not so sure, although Mace was adamant. Mace approached Dolly and asked her if she had been saying horrid things about them. When she said no, they concurred Mace’s theory. The plastics and Our Kid feel that they have set Sam straight on who the back stabbers are,a dn it ain;t them, apparnelty.
Dolly looked set for a ruck and pulled Sam to one side and said that she had done nothing but try and welcome her. Meanwhile out of Dollyville, in real life, she actually appears to hate her and is a bit off about her ‘condition’, even though you could call her a freak, if you were cruel. Sam was dressed up in combats ready for a ruck too and told Dolly straight “I heard from someone that you said that I was arse licking everyone”. Hmm, I think that was Our Kid. At least someone said it and perhaps BB can remind us who soon. There were tears from Sam who unintentionally dobbed Our Kid in abut the brown nose jibe. Dolly called Dim over and Our Kid and no one admitted to anything and I got quite lost in a stream of trivia. Someone lied and I think it’s Our Kid. Sam lost it and got very upset about the whole furore. Dicky tried to keep the peace and encourage communication. He gave her a hug followed by Pete. Dicky thinks that Dolly has got it wrong. So do I. She just hates Sam. Pure and simple. However, how can she believe the toxic plastics above Sam who has been nothing but nice? Cos she wants to, that’s why. Big bossomed bitch!!!!!
The growing tension sent Our Kid to the comfort of her duvet to let off a string of expletives. I thought she was hard! Mace encouraged Sam to stop crying and hiding in the bogs and said the row was over and that no one would segregate her because of it. Everyone kissed and made up and Dicky pointed out that it’s no wonder that he is gay. Dolly maintains that she hates being lied to and then bare faced lied to Sam that she had not been bitching about her. Our Kid saw Dicky’s alliance with Sam as a good chance to stick the knife into Dicky with Dolly who has now started to go off him cos he tried to stick up for Sam and stop the rows, over her. I cannot wait to see who she nominates this week. Talking of evictions, Our Kid has been banned from nominating this week for discussing nominations. She told D&D that she had nominated them. She immediately told Nicki abut the ban and then grassed up Dim for not being able to nominate too. Is she trying to bring them all down?
Poor Sam put her foot in it again later by requesting someone for Nicki to shag. Nicki was outraged and Sam looked gutted and left the DR. I think that error will run and run.
OH MY GOD, at the very end of the programme MACE TOLD MIKEY THAT SHE LIKES DICKY. I mean Richard, nothing saucy. Just as Dolly is going off him. What with Our Kid really hating him, will Dimogen be able to make up her own mind????
Glyn is pleased as punch as he now knows how to boil an egg, make beans on toast and wash clothes. He’s the Daddy.
Sunday, June 04, 2006
big bother: day 17
The day began with Our Kid dancing manically to Lulu and Shout. Dicky and Dolly hugged to celebrate still being there after Fail Sezer, I stole that from a tabloid, had sadly been evicted. The plastics are still in shock, especially Dimogen. I stole that too. The song was a clue to the day’s task, a shouting task where HMs had to shout a word about themselves. The highest decibel level would win. Hmmm. Do they need to encourage more shouting? Nicki went first and thought it was a trick for them having been loud the night before. She had to recite the alphabet while exaggerating all the sounds and mouth movements. Shark, this is how she always speaks. She chose the word special. Can you guess what Glynn shouted? Yes, Welsh. I missed Pete’s as my bro rang. Booo. Dicky shouted Butch. It was remarkably high pitched for such a manly word.
The HMs had £308 to spend on grub and bought a mystery item at £10. It turned out to be the rest of Glynn’s clothes. He immediately put on an “I’m the Daddy” tee shirt. Apparently Dicky calls him Glen, which infuriates him.
Chantelle thinks that Grace is doing things to piss her off. I think it comes naturally to her. She only talks about herself and never asks anyone else about themselves as she doesn’t really care. Mikey’s upset about Sleazy going. He poured his heart out to Chantelle who told him that she doesn’t miss him. This seemed to make him cry and Grace comforted him by slagging Chantelle off and once again repeated that Chantelle fancies him. Red alert. Danger. This is a bad move.
Sam is still being a bit quiet and says that she’s normally the loud one. She does talk extremely fast though. He wants to have a fanny for 24 hours to try it out, as he’s wary of the tits and chop surgery. She’s more like a tranny to me. She dreams of getting pregnant. Hmmm. I’d like to see how she’d cope with periods. Would she be as mental as our kid who flew off the handle when Dicky told her he would be cooking in a couple of hours when she went to make a sandwich? Grace thinks that this is the first sign of Dicky trying to dominate the house, which is something she obviously wants to do herself. Our Kid’s face started leaking and she had a good cry. The plastics and Mikey gave her hugs. She had a marvellous rant whereby she told us that she hates two-faced people, she’s not false her, she’s got it in for Dicky & Dolly, Sam’s too over friendly and that Chantelle’s getting on her nerves. It’s better out than in. She told Dimogen that she told D&D that they had been two faced and that’s why she nominated them. Oh oh. Then Dimogen told Our Kid that she had been banned from nominating again this week. Can’t they keep their mouths shut?
The plastics and Dolly laid into Sam. Dolly got Glynn involved. Group bitch. Grace is disgusted as Sam said they had lots in common and popped her head around the toilet door when she was having a poo. They are calling her a stalker. Sam eventually got to have a girly chat with Our Kid and Dim and they all talked freely and gave their opinions on other housemates, in particular Dolly. Does she know the girly rules about keeping stum? We’ll see. Our Kid and Dim continued the cat chat once Sam had left and continued to bitch, mainly about Dicky. Our Kid said ‘I’m not plastic anyway”, not realising that she’s not been included in the equation. Anyway, Our Kid and Dim have vowed to look after Sam now. Ah, again.
Dicky led him and Dimogen in a stab at reconciliation. She thinks that everyone got on with Sleazy. Good God. There were daily rows. She’s a little lonely and thinks that Dicky is stopping her from being herself as he’s encouraging her to shine without the black cloud of Sleazy, and it’s intimidating her. When Dicky won the shouting task his prize was dinner and champagne for 2 and he invited Dimogen to get to know her better and reconcile. Aw, more hugs and awwwws. He hopes Sleazy won’t be jealous. Dimogen had previously said that he is possessive. As Dimogen was the quietest HM BB gave her a loud hailer. Grace and Dim had a good old bitch after the dinner and it may as well never have happened. They think the invite is part of his game plan and they think worse of him for having extended an olive branch.
The HMs had £308 to spend on grub and bought a mystery item at £10. It turned out to be the rest of Glynn’s clothes. He immediately put on an “I’m the Daddy” tee shirt. Apparently Dicky calls him Glen, which infuriates him.
Chantelle thinks that Grace is doing things to piss her off. I think it comes naturally to her. She only talks about herself and never asks anyone else about themselves as she doesn’t really care. Mikey’s upset about Sleazy going. He poured his heart out to Chantelle who told him that she doesn’t miss him. This seemed to make him cry and Grace comforted him by slagging Chantelle off and once again repeated that Chantelle fancies him. Red alert. Danger. This is a bad move.
Sam is still being a bit quiet and says that she’s normally the loud one. She does talk extremely fast though. He wants to have a fanny for 24 hours to try it out, as he’s wary of the tits and chop surgery. She’s more like a tranny to me. She dreams of getting pregnant. Hmmm. I’d like to see how she’d cope with periods. Would she be as mental as our kid who flew off the handle when Dicky told her he would be cooking in a couple of hours when she went to make a sandwich? Grace thinks that this is the first sign of Dicky trying to dominate the house, which is something she obviously wants to do herself. Our Kid’s face started leaking and she had a good cry. The plastics and Mikey gave her hugs. She had a marvellous rant whereby she told us that she hates two-faced people, she’s not false her, she’s got it in for Dicky & Dolly, Sam’s too over friendly and that Chantelle’s getting on her nerves. It’s better out than in. She told Dimogen that she told D&D that they had been two faced and that’s why she nominated them. Oh oh. Then Dimogen told Our Kid that she had been banned from nominating again this week. Can’t they keep their mouths shut?
The plastics and Dolly laid into Sam. Dolly got Glynn involved. Group bitch. Grace is disgusted as Sam said they had lots in common and popped her head around the toilet door when she was having a poo. They are calling her a stalker. Sam eventually got to have a girly chat with Our Kid and Dim and they all talked freely and gave their opinions on other housemates, in particular Dolly. Does she know the girly rules about keeping stum? We’ll see. Our Kid and Dim continued the cat chat once Sam had left and continued to bitch, mainly about Dicky. Our Kid said ‘I’m not plastic anyway”, not realising that she’s not been included in the equation. Anyway, Our Kid and Dim have vowed to look after Sam now. Ah, again.
Dicky led him and Dimogen in a stab at reconciliation. She thinks that everyone got on with Sleazy. Good God. There were daily rows. She’s a little lonely and thinks that Dicky is stopping her from being herself as he’s encouraging her to shine without the black cloud of Sleazy, and it’s intimidating her. When Dicky won the shouting task his prize was dinner and champagne for 2 and he invited Dimogen to get to know her better and reconcile. Aw, more hugs and awwwws. He hopes Sleazy won’t be jealous. Dimogen had previously said that he is possessive. As Dimogen was the quietest HM BB gave her a loud hailer. Grace and Dim had a good old bitch after the dinner and it may as well never have happened. They think the invite is part of his game plan and they think worse of him for having extended an olive branch.
i can’t wait to have a garden #289
Well, so much for my hopes of a restful weekend. I think that this is only the second sunny weekend this year and instead of the 2 park trips that I thought of as soon as I saw the sun, I was busy re-representing again. I started yesterday with a gentle sweep of the garden during which my Estate Agent rang to tell me there would be a viewing at 1pm. I then spent the next 2 hours finding things to clean and clearing up. A gorgeous Estate Agent turned up but no buyer. Booooo. Still, it was good to talk him through the property and give him all my tips for future presentations. There are huge advantages to living on a hill that you might not think about unless you’ve done it. Being close to Crystal Palace means that you can use a digital box with a paperclip as an aerial and the water pressure from my handheld shower attachment is akin to a power shower. His name is Solomon and Shark would eat him up. Cor.
Downstairs had some people viewing and I seemed to bump into every single one of them whilst tidying the garden. None of them seemed too impressed with the flat, which surprised me no end. I then did my best Bree Van der Camp impression by sinking ½ bottle of red wine during England’s 6-0 trouncing of Jamaica in a World Cup friendly. Fuelled by alcohol when I spotted 2 of the old downstairs tenants park in the driveway I grassed them up immediately by calling Marj the Landlady. I thought that I was free of them forever but no, as she had foolishly said that they could come back and use the garden, in exchange for some gardening. I carefully threw the word ‘squatting’ into the conversation and she immediately changed her mind and asked me to get them to drop off the keys to me. I didn’t mind doing her dirty work one little bit in order to ensure that they did not come back. I suggested to Marj that they do something about the wild pivot hedge in the front garden. This suggestion did not sit well with them and they obviously had no intention of doing anything other than lounge. They are excellent at this. So, I really enjoyed telling them that I’d do it as they were dropping the keys off with me later. A ha ha ha. She wasn’t happy. Marj rang again and I reported the excellent progress that I had made in a very short time, and I, to train for my own garden, offered to cut the front hedge myself.
In exchange for this, and I wasn’t expecting it, but I have the keys to downstairs and can use the garden at anytime. A man from Council turned up next to remove this clapped out rust bucket that’s been in the same position for a year, left by the showers of shits that left, at the same time as more viewers for downstairs. Boy it was manic, but I was then able to get rid of the 2 smelly squatters by asking them to move their car, which speeded everything up nicely. They are out of my life forever. I have the keys!!!!! Anyway I was right, as it did not look good, them sunning themselves in the garden, with viewers around. Once they’d gone I was straight in the shed for the hedge cutters and began work immediately. Suddenly some of the viewers retuned to quiz me about downstairs, and in particular why it’s on the market for more that the same flat next door which doesn’t smell of damp, is decorated and in much better nick. I was as positive as I could be and told them what a nice area it is etc etc. Suddenly, again, Solomon turned up with some viewers for my property. Now I didn’t mind but had been told that a call would always precede a visit. So, being tipsy, in my tiny shorts, with shearers in my hand, I was too overexcited to accompany him and thought it best to leave him to it. I’m not sure how it went, other than the lady saying “your flat’s lovely” as she left. I vow to be less hysterical next time, but I am not going to be too hard on myself as I was very excited about having a go at gardening.
Anyway, I cannot wait to have my own front and back gardens as you meet everyone. During my 3 hours back breaking labour yesterday, 3 people stopped to thank me for cutting the bush as previously pedestrians had to go dangerously close to the kerb just to pass the house. An old friend walked past 3 times and I had a chat with my neighbour. One man stopped to give me a Double Mint chewing gum and lots of people shouted out “you’re doing a great job. It was fab.
I was 50/50 lucky with callers today. The next-door neighbour leant me a great pair of cutters that sliced through branches cleanly and easily. I think it saved my life as before that kind act I was using a rusty saw. A man from over the road popped over to ask if he could take a lot of the foliage for his florist brother. That was brilliant as the Council only pick up 4 bags. He then revealed that he is a gardener and told me what I had to do and cut off a few things that I would never have dreamt of touching. You couldn’t make it up.
However, on the down side, one man scared the life out of me by asking me the time while I was at the top of the ladder cutting a very high piece of pivot. I was very rude to him, as he had nearly caused me to topple. The man opposite popped over, not to help or anything but just top have a nose about the FOR SALE sign. I was pleasant to him.
After another 4 hours work, 5 if you include the cleaning up, I love gardening and cannot wait to have my own.
Downstairs had some people viewing and I seemed to bump into every single one of them whilst tidying the garden. None of them seemed too impressed with the flat, which surprised me no end. I then did my best Bree Van der Camp impression by sinking ½ bottle of red wine during England’s 6-0 trouncing of Jamaica in a World Cup friendly. Fuelled by alcohol when I spotted 2 of the old downstairs tenants park in the driveway I grassed them up immediately by calling Marj the Landlady. I thought that I was free of them forever but no, as she had foolishly said that they could come back and use the garden, in exchange for some gardening. I carefully threw the word ‘squatting’ into the conversation and she immediately changed her mind and asked me to get them to drop off the keys to me. I didn’t mind doing her dirty work one little bit in order to ensure that they did not come back. I suggested to Marj that they do something about the wild pivot hedge in the front garden. This suggestion did not sit well with them and they obviously had no intention of doing anything other than lounge. They are excellent at this. So, I really enjoyed telling them that I’d do it as they were dropping the keys off with me later. A ha ha ha. She wasn’t happy. Marj rang again and I reported the excellent progress that I had made in a very short time, and I, to train for my own garden, offered to cut the front hedge myself.
In exchange for this, and I wasn’t expecting it, but I have the keys to downstairs and can use the garden at anytime. A man from Council turned up next to remove this clapped out rust bucket that’s been in the same position for a year, left by the showers of shits that left, at the same time as more viewers for downstairs. Boy it was manic, but I was then able to get rid of the 2 smelly squatters by asking them to move their car, which speeded everything up nicely. They are out of my life forever. I have the keys!!!!! Anyway I was right, as it did not look good, them sunning themselves in the garden, with viewers around. Once they’d gone I was straight in the shed for the hedge cutters and began work immediately. Suddenly some of the viewers retuned to quiz me about downstairs, and in particular why it’s on the market for more that the same flat next door which doesn’t smell of damp, is decorated and in much better nick. I was as positive as I could be and told them what a nice area it is etc etc. Suddenly, again, Solomon turned up with some viewers for my property. Now I didn’t mind but had been told that a call would always precede a visit. So, being tipsy, in my tiny shorts, with shearers in my hand, I was too overexcited to accompany him and thought it best to leave him to it. I’m not sure how it went, other than the lady saying “your flat’s lovely” as she left. I vow to be less hysterical next time, but I am not going to be too hard on myself as I was very excited about having a go at gardening.
Anyway, I cannot wait to have my own front and back gardens as you meet everyone. During my 3 hours back breaking labour yesterday, 3 people stopped to thank me for cutting the bush as previously pedestrians had to go dangerously close to the kerb just to pass the house. An old friend walked past 3 times and I had a chat with my neighbour. One man stopped to give me a Double Mint chewing gum and lots of people shouted out “you’re doing a great job. It was fab.
I was 50/50 lucky with callers today. The next-door neighbour leant me a great pair of cutters that sliced through branches cleanly and easily. I think it saved my life as before that kind act I was using a rusty saw. A man from over the road popped over to ask if he could take a lot of the foliage for his florist brother. That was brilliant as the Council only pick up 4 bags. He then revealed that he is a gardener and told me what I had to do and cut off a few things that I would never have dreamt of touching. You couldn’t make it up.
However, on the down side, one man scared the life out of me by asking me the time while I was at the top of the ladder cutting a very high piece of pivot. I was very rude to him, as he had nearly caused me to topple. The man opposite popped over, not to help or anything but just top have a nose about the FOR SALE sign. I was pleasant to him.
After another 4 hours work, 5 if you include the cleaning up, I love gardening and cannot wait to have my own.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
big brother : day 16
They awoke to the ominous peels of bells ringing the Death March.
Glyn sings a lot. He doesn’t have the voice of Tom Jones and knows it. Yesterday he sang Aled Jones. Most of his tunes have a Welsh theme, naturally for a raving racist bigot. Is there such a thing as a green green grass of home shirt? Chantelle shook her booty in front of him. Good job he was in a bubble bath at the time. However, her charms have apparently eluded him and he later declared that he no longer fancies her. I think he still fancies Dolly though.
The sun is out and the bikinis are on. Dolly’s melons are hemmed in by a couple of hammocks. Chantelle wears little enough as it is and has been portrayed in The Sun lounging around with no knickers on but her bikinis are by far the most risqué that we have ever seen on BB. They are even worse than the grotesque Orlaith’s. Chantelle wears G-string bikinis and chandelier bikinis that a stripper would be proud of. Of course this sparked a bitch fest with the Plastics and Our Kid declaring that she doesn’t even have a nice bum. It’s not that bad. Grace has found someone new to trash. She seems to have forgotten that only last week her rants were directed at seeing everything that Nicki had to offer via her hot pants and extremely short shorts. Her meat and 2 veg, so to speak. Since Nice But Posh left Grace has become more accepting of Nicki as there is less conflict. Lisa still group hops, like Pete. Our Kid shrilled out loud that Chantelle had been in the bedroom naked, much to the group’s disgust. Grace rolled her eyes to high heaven.
The Grace/Chantelle hostility is down to jealousy again. Leah’s spotted Mikey staring at Chantelle, so perhaps Grace has noticed too. Mikey and Chantelle were playfully wrestling and he ended up on top of her on the couch giggling. Cue Grace storming through the room barking “Mikey come and help me look for my earring”. It was a direct order. He chose to ignore it. I think he fancies Chantelle and is cooling on Grace. She has started being too bossy with him and uses a raised voice a lot. I think he’s tiring of the bitching and wants people to chill and accept each other more. He’s still a dickhead like.
Grace has had it in for Chantelle since her arrival but her flirting and constant near nudity has made it worse. According to Grace, Chantelle’s feet look like a hobbit’s, she’s a slag, a moose, she wants to be black, she thinks she’s a black ghetto hoochy, she’s vain, her hair falls out and the house is full of freaks. She says that Sam is a brown nose. The plastics told Mikey that Chantelle fancies him. Bad move ladies. Grace thinks that herself, Nicki and Imogen will be up for eviction next week. I think she could be right. At the moment I want Grace out next.
The plastics and Our Kid are being vile to Sam, who is delusional. She only sees a slight divide and is ecstatic and feeling positive, she thinks that everyone is wonderful and that there is a great group atmosphere. She feels closest to Chantelle, Nicki and in particular Imogen. The later 2 loathe her. She doesn’t feel close to Grace, although she is amazing, obviously. This woman cannot take a hint. No wonder she wants to have so many girly chats. She ain’t got the hang of it yet. Cut the chop, if you see what I mean.
Leah didn’t want to be evicted, as she is scared of getting stoned. This is because she was booed on the way in, when no one knew her and just saw a blonde with juggernaut tits. Also, previously a young child described her in a task as follows “She looks a bit iffy I don’t really like her. She thinks she’d the best of the best but she’s not.” This mad her cry. Anyone who has had as much surgery as her must have self-esteem issues and hates themselves. Staying in has boosted her morale a little but thankfully not her silicone implants. Pete is thrilled that Dolly is staying and may have a crush on her.
Grace and Imogen assumed that Sleazy would stay and couldn’t decide whom they wanted to leave more, Dicky or Dolly. Dolly correctly guessed that Sleazy would go but there may have been a sliver of wish fulfilment in it. Sleazy was adamant that he would not be evicted. He thought that Dolly should go home to her family and that Dicky is a bully. He was so sure that he would not be out that he didn’t even put on an eviction outfit. Then he said, “what if I do go? I’m going to look like a compete and utter fool”. He then did a rap about how women want to touch his chest. TV gold.
It was only seconds before hearing Davina’s voice for the first time that he suddenly realised that like the lottery it could be him. Re-watching his face when Davina said his name was beautiful. I could watch it on a loop for a month. The plastics went into meltdown. They got their knifes out and said to make sure Davina was set right about Dicky. Chantelle upset them by shouting “yes” and jumping on Dicky. They called her a stupid bitch for laughing, behind her back naturally. The plastics, and Our Kid, cannot believe it and did not see it coming. Even though the boos were eardrum shattering when the doors opened, the word ‘fixed’ was mentioned. Ha ha. 91.6% worth of fixed. This has solidified the divide; Grace declared ”we” are not losing this. The battle lines are drawn and the weapons have been selected. The plastic fantastic weapon of choice: bikinis and make-up every day.
Glyn sings a lot. He doesn’t have the voice of Tom Jones and knows it. Yesterday he sang Aled Jones. Most of his tunes have a Welsh theme, naturally for a raving racist bigot. Is there such a thing as a green green grass of home shirt? Chantelle shook her booty in front of him. Good job he was in a bubble bath at the time. However, her charms have apparently eluded him and he later declared that he no longer fancies her. I think he still fancies Dolly though.
The sun is out and the bikinis are on. Dolly’s melons are hemmed in by a couple of hammocks. Chantelle wears little enough as it is and has been portrayed in The Sun lounging around with no knickers on but her bikinis are by far the most risqué that we have ever seen on BB. They are even worse than the grotesque Orlaith’s. Chantelle wears G-string bikinis and chandelier bikinis that a stripper would be proud of. Of course this sparked a bitch fest with the Plastics and Our Kid declaring that she doesn’t even have a nice bum. It’s not that bad. Grace has found someone new to trash. She seems to have forgotten that only last week her rants were directed at seeing everything that Nicki had to offer via her hot pants and extremely short shorts. Her meat and 2 veg, so to speak. Since Nice But Posh left Grace has become more accepting of Nicki as there is less conflict. Lisa still group hops, like Pete. Our Kid shrilled out loud that Chantelle had been in the bedroom naked, much to the group’s disgust. Grace rolled her eyes to high heaven.
The Grace/Chantelle hostility is down to jealousy again. Leah’s spotted Mikey staring at Chantelle, so perhaps Grace has noticed too. Mikey and Chantelle were playfully wrestling and he ended up on top of her on the couch giggling. Cue Grace storming through the room barking “Mikey come and help me look for my earring”. It was a direct order. He chose to ignore it. I think he fancies Chantelle and is cooling on Grace. She has started being too bossy with him and uses a raised voice a lot. I think he’s tiring of the bitching and wants people to chill and accept each other more. He’s still a dickhead like.
Grace has had it in for Chantelle since her arrival but her flirting and constant near nudity has made it worse. According to Grace, Chantelle’s feet look like a hobbit’s, she’s a slag, a moose, she wants to be black, she thinks she’s a black ghetto hoochy, she’s vain, her hair falls out and the house is full of freaks. She says that Sam is a brown nose. The plastics told Mikey that Chantelle fancies him. Bad move ladies. Grace thinks that herself, Nicki and Imogen will be up for eviction next week. I think she could be right. At the moment I want Grace out next.
The plastics and Our Kid are being vile to Sam, who is delusional. She only sees a slight divide and is ecstatic and feeling positive, she thinks that everyone is wonderful and that there is a great group atmosphere. She feels closest to Chantelle, Nicki and in particular Imogen. The later 2 loathe her. She doesn’t feel close to Grace, although she is amazing, obviously. This woman cannot take a hint. No wonder she wants to have so many girly chats. She ain’t got the hang of it yet. Cut the chop, if you see what I mean.
Leah didn’t want to be evicted, as she is scared of getting stoned. This is because she was booed on the way in, when no one knew her and just saw a blonde with juggernaut tits. Also, previously a young child described her in a task as follows “She looks a bit iffy I don’t really like her. She thinks she’d the best of the best but she’s not.” This mad her cry. Anyone who has had as much surgery as her must have self-esteem issues and hates themselves. Staying in has boosted her morale a little but thankfully not her silicone implants. Pete is thrilled that Dolly is staying and may have a crush on her.
Grace and Imogen assumed that Sleazy would stay and couldn’t decide whom they wanted to leave more, Dicky or Dolly. Dolly correctly guessed that Sleazy would go but there may have been a sliver of wish fulfilment in it. Sleazy was adamant that he would not be evicted. He thought that Dolly should go home to her family and that Dicky is a bully. He was so sure that he would not be out that he didn’t even put on an eviction outfit. Then he said, “what if I do go? I’m going to look like a compete and utter fool”. He then did a rap about how women want to touch his chest. TV gold.
It was only seconds before hearing Davina’s voice for the first time that he suddenly realised that like the lottery it could be him. Re-watching his face when Davina said his name was beautiful. I could watch it on a loop for a month. The plastics went into meltdown. They got their knifes out and said to make sure Davina was set right about Dicky. Chantelle upset them by shouting “yes” and jumping on Dicky. They called her a stupid bitch for laughing, behind her back naturally. The plastics, and Our Kid, cannot believe it and did not see it coming. Even though the boos were eardrum shattering when the doors opened, the word ‘fixed’ was mentioned. Ha ha. 91.6% worth of fixed. This has solidified the divide; Grace declared ”we” are not losing this. The battle lines are drawn and the weapons have been selected. The plastic fantastic weapon of choice: bikinis and make-up every day.
go home to your mammy
OUT OUT OUT BOOOOOO screamed the baying crowd. Sleazy told Mikey to be a man and look after the girls. Imogen had a face on her but it’s hard to tell with her. Very moody. Very dull. Grace said “it’s all good babe” which makes no sense at all to an emasculated man who may never have a stiffy again. There were some screaming birds but what do they matter now? By all accounts it was women who were storming into the bookies in droves to vote him out. He thought that he could play the viewers but forgot that it’s not just the HMs who have learned how to play the game, it’s the viewers, hence us the voters too. He talked through his strategy non-stop with Imogen. Did he forget that we were listening too? He told her, and us, that being part of a couple would help them both stay in the house longer. But being part of vile, bitchy, separatist couple did not help Saskia and Maxwell last year. How quickly he forgot. That’s not to say that Dicky and Dolly are not showing those attributes at times too though.
He thought there would be 3 big evictions and that he’d be one them. He didn’t know what he did wrong at first but Davina helped him to see. He guessed that Dicky, Leah and Pete voted for him. On seeing what they had said about him when nominating, it started dawning on him that his comments on women may have had something to do with being voted out and his total conceit, vainness and nastiness. On being shown some clips he was ashamed of himself.
He said that he will wait for Imogen and be faithful. He said that if she had been voted out he would have walked. But was just acting and it’s all too late.
When asked who was the:
Dullist – he said Sam. He said she’s like Shebaz, creepy
Most annoying – Dicky
Most intelligent – Dicky. In BB tests before they went into the house, Glynn came first and Sleazy second. He didn’t like that.
Who will win - Pete (if he doesn’t get ill!!!!!!!!!!!! What?)
What he learned about himself – that he’s slightly perverted
Davina told him that he got the highest ever vote!!!! Ha ha. Davina told him that he should have listened to his mother when she told him to be nice. Back home to Mammy, for despite his claims of being a stock broker with 3 companies, he lives at home and the companies are all insolvent.
The Kit Kat winner goes into the house live next Friday. It’s not me, honest.
He thought there would be 3 big evictions and that he’d be one them. He didn’t know what he did wrong at first but Davina helped him to see. He guessed that Dicky, Leah and Pete voted for him. On seeing what they had said about him when nominating, it started dawning on him that his comments on women may have had something to do with being voted out and his total conceit, vainness and nastiness. On being shown some clips he was ashamed of himself.
He said that he will wait for Imogen and be faithful. He said that if she had been voted out he would have walked. But was just acting and it’s all too late.
When asked who was the:
Dullist – he said Sam. He said she’s like Shebaz, creepy
Most annoying – Dicky
Most intelligent – Dicky. In BB tests before they went into the house, Glynn came first and Sleazy second. He didn’t like that.
Who will win - Pete (if he doesn’t get ill!!!!!!!!!!!! What?)
What he learned about himself – that he’s slightly perverted
Davina told him that he got the highest ever vote!!!! Ha ha. Davina told him that he should have listened to his mother when she told him to be nice. Back home to Mammy, for despite his claims of being a stock broker with 3 companies, he lives at home and the companies are all insolvent.
The Kit Kat winner goes into the house live next Friday. It’s not me, honest.
Friday, June 02, 2006
big brother : eviction night 2 & day 15
Over the last few days a lot has happened. Nice but Posh left the house as he couldn’t cope with the fame. His last words were “Infamy, infamy, they’ve got it in for me”. Actually that’s a lie. He didn’t get it together with either Grace or Nicki. 2 new housemates entered the house as prizes via the game show task. Prize 1, Sam, a 19-year-old Scottish Lady Boy. Prize 2, Ashleen a Chantelle look-a-likey, but with a gob! Pete backed well away from Our Kid, but not without a big ta do. He foolishly discussed the situation with ‘the others’ and the term Bunny Boiler leaked back to Our Kid, who then kicked off with her best Liam Gallagher impression. She said that she had only been joking. Yes, right. Dicky and Leah have renamed themselves Dicky and Dolly. I which that I’d thought of Dolly first! Dicky has started calling Imogen, Grace and Nicki ‘the plastics’. There is a huge divide in the house with Sleazy, Grace, Imogen and Mikey thinking that they are the crème de la crème. They have tried their best to seclude the new HMs. Chantelle feels like a spare part, the new kid. Glynn is a homophobic, sexist racist who reminds me more and more of Forest Gump. There were a lot of rows. They dressed up like geeks. With Glynn you couldn’t tell. Grace is horrid. Mikey is dull.
Here’s how the nominations went :
Glynn: went for Grace and Richard.
Grace: chose Lea and Richard.
Imogen: was disqualified from nominations this week following
discussions about the other housemates.
Lea: wanted Sezer and Lisa to face the public vote.
Lisa: revealed that Lea and Richard was on her eviction wish
list.
Mikey: confessed that he wanted Richard and Lisa to leave the
House.
Nikki: told Big Brother that Lea and Grace needed the swift
exit.
Pete: felt that he could do life without Imogen and Sezer next
week.
Richard: chose Imogen and Sezer for the public vote.
Sezer: was disqualified from nominations this week following
discussions about the other housemates
And here we are on eviction night again……come on! We have the power. I spent £1 on Sleazy and persuaded people who had never voted before to text in for him very easily.
The morning after another row. Dicky woke up crest-fallen. They had only got to sleep at 4.45am and are all tired. Dicky thinks words were put into his mouth and that he was backed into a corner, isolated and that no one stuck up for him. Apart from Pete, of course. He says he didn’t call Imogen a bitch, he just called her boring and plastic, to her face, in front of everyone and the nation. Leah is upset with Nicki as she has worked out that she nominated her. Her tits are ridiculous. Leah says she tried to stick up for Dicky but couldn’t get a word in edgeways. They are both disappointed in their child Nicki. Dicky feels beaten up and bullied. Nicki confronted the situation with Mom and Pops and reminded Leah that BB is a game. Leah brushed her to one side and said there would be an atmosphere all day. Nicki went to see BB. She thinks that Pete is being off with her. She thinks that Pete is wedged up Leah’s bum and in awe of her. She doesn’t know why Leah is upset when it’s a game show and they all have to nominate. Let’s see what happens when she’s nominated for eviction. Dicky made his peace with Sleazy later and offered to look after Imogen if Sleazy leaves.
BB asked Sleazy how he felt on potentially his last night in the house. He called Dicky heartless and cruel and thinks that Dicky will leave. He doesn’t want to leave. He would miss Imogen the most as he’s grown attached to her. He wants to be remembered as Sezer the Sleazer. Deal. The thing he’s enjoyed the most is seeing women walking around half naked. Chantelle called Imogen Sleazy’s girlfriend. “She’s not my girlfriend”. I think he may fancy her. He said that Imogen is a bit of fun, a bit of affection. Boooo. Get him out.
Our Kid is hanging about with the plastics a lot. She wears shorts all the time. However every single pair looks like a nappy. Grace, Imogen and Our Kid had a bitch about Sam. They imitated her saying everything is “amazing” and somehow Sam became Trans Atlantic and no longer Scottish.
Imogen is in trouble again for telling the others in the middle of the row that she wasn’t allowed to nominate this week and wasn’t going to f**ing nominate you anyway to Dicky. She is banned from nominating next week too. Hurrah. Can she keep her mouth shut this time? Noooo, minutes later she told Sleazy. He called her Ims. Yuck.
SEZER IS OUT. A RECORD 91.6% OF VOTES. HE LOOKED SHOCKED. I DON'T THINK HE WILL EVER GET A HARD ON AGAIN. LEAH CRIED A LOT.
Here’s how the nominations went :
Glynn: went for Grace and Richard.
Grace: chose Lea and Richard.
Imogen: was disqualified from nominations this week following
discussions about the other housemates.
Lea: wanted Sezer and Lisa to face the public vote.
Lisa: revealed that Lea and Richard was on her eviction wish
list.
Mikey: confessed that he wanted Richard and Lisa to leave the
House.
Nikki: told Big Brother that Lea and Grace needed the swift
exit.
Pete: felt that he could do life without Imogen and Sezer next
week.
Richard: chose Imogen and Sezer for the public vote.
Sezer: was disqualified from nominations this week following
discussions about the other housemates
And here we are on eviction night again……come on! We have the power. I spent £1 on Sleazy and persuaded people who had never voted before to text in for him very easily.
The morning after another row. Dicky woke up crest-fallen. They had only got to sleep at 4.45am and are all tired. Dicky thinks words were put into his mouth and that he was backed into a corner, isolated and that no one stuck up for him. Apart from Pete, of course. He says he didn’t call Imogen a bitch, he just called her boring and plastic, to her face, in front of everyone and the nation. Leah is upset with Nicki as she has worked out that she nominated her. Her tits are ridiculous. Leah says she tried to stick up for Dicky but couldn’t get a word in edgeways. They are both disappointed in their child Nicki. Dicky feels beaten up and bullied. Nicki confronted the situation with Mom and Pops and reminded Leah that BB is a game. Leah brushed her to one side and said there would be an atmosphere all day. Nicki went to see BB. She thinks that Pete is being off with her. She thinks that Pete is wedged up Leah’s bum and in awe of her. She doesn’t know why Leah is upset when it’s a game show and they all have to nominate. Let’s see what happens when she’s nominated for eviction. Dicky made his peace with Sleazy later and offered to look after Imogen if Sleazy leaves.
BB asked Sleazy how he felt on potentially his last night in the house. He called Dicky heartless and cruel and thinks that Dicky will leave. He doesn’t want to leave. He would miss Imogen the most as he’s grown attached to her. He wants to be remembered as Sezer the Sleazer. Deal. The thing he’s enjoyed the most is seeing women walking around half naked. Chantelle called Imogen Sleazy’s girlfriend. “She’s not my girlfriend”. I think he may fancy her. He said that Imogen is a bit of fun, a bit of affection. Boooo. Get him out.
Our Kid is hanging about with the plastics a lot. She wears shorts all the time. However every single pair looks like a nappy. Grace, Imogen and Our Kid had a bitch about Sam. They imitated her saying everything is “amazing” and somehow Sam became Trans Atlantic and no longer Scottish.
Imogen is in trouble again for telling the others in the middle of the row that she wasn’t allowed to nominate this week and wasn’t going to f**ing nominate you anyway to Dicky. She is banned from nominating next week too. Hurrah. Can she keep her mouth shut this time? Noooo, minutes later she told Sleazy. He called her Ims. Yuck.
SEZER IS OUT. A RECORD 91.6% OF VOTES. HE LOOKED SHOCKED. I DON'T THINK HE WILL EVER GET A HARD ON AGAIN. LEAH CRIED A LOT.
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