Our Kid told Mace that she would poison people if they nominated her. And it’s Mace who is scared of looking like a bunny boiler – cos of her fling with Mikey, who she likes a lot. She got a bit needy and clingy with him.
Time is dragging for the HMs. Have they been in there for, like, forever? Our Kid thinks that Nicki was distant after nominations and she feels that she can’t trust anyone. Dolly is missing her son. She told Nicki that she is more intelligent than right-handed people as she is left handed. The bright left-hander believed her. Sam confessed that she had felt like leaving after the fuss of the last few days but has now just started sticking up for herself and won’t be so nice from here on. Make the most of it Sam.
Nicki doesn’t like the new group that’s formed: Pete, Dolly, Dicky and Chantelle. Seems D&D are friends again. Dim is already used to Sleazy being gone. Her and Glyn talked in Welsh for a bit not realising BB gave us sub-titles. He talked about sex, Dolly’s lap dance and his parent’s reactions (aren’t they Welsh?) and she admitted that she had been dull.
When BB announced the nominations Nicki screamed LOUDLY and Sam just nodded. They all immediately said that they didn’t see Nicki’s coming at all with only Chantelle and Dicky and eventually Dolly comforting Sam. Subtle. Sam knows she’s off and is upset. She thinks that Dicky nominated her as she gets feeling about these things. Nicki cried shortly after the announcement and asked for cuddles from Pete who guiltily obliged but kept a hip-to-hip distance. He’s feeling down as Nicki is up for nomination. ?
The new shopping task is to temp for the BB job agency. They get to write CVs, get references, jobs, interviews, uniforms, and the lot. Good job Shebaz has gone, after being on the dole since leaving school. Pete did not give Our Kid as a reference. Ohhhhh. Nicki thinks that Dolly put Pete up to it and is very cross. She hates D&D and wouldn’t use them to wipe her arse, as she’d rather use toilet paper. Hmmm, left handed insult! Pete hugs Dolly too much and for too long. Yuck. It didn’t take too long for Our Kid to ask him about the lack of refereeing. She was quite calm and said that she thinks he’s changed, that they can’t have a laugh together anymore. In an attempt to build bridges, she has promised him that she will never kill an insect ever ever again. That reconciled them a little. Glyn mentioned Wales a lot in his interview. Nicki wants to dress up in a Basque and stockings for hers and immediately got ahead of the game by being appointed as BB’s PA. She immediately pulled a face at her 9-5 hours, although Our Kid has a 6am start as cleaner. Pete did a middle parting for his interview.
Glyn is Chef, Our Kid showed him how to boil an egg as practice.
Dim is toilet attendant
Aisleyne and Pete are gardeners
Dicky & Mikey are Lifeguards
Sam and Dolly are security guards
Mace is promotions
I’m not around Friday night. Jimbob, please can you supervise?
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For buddhist, cleaning the loo (as well as the rest of the house) is called dynamo. Its given special praise as a responsibility and is fabled to be great for the sex life.
Two kids is my proof.
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