day 32 : big brother

The HMs were woken by the sound of sheep. It reminded Glyn of his friends. His friends are farmers, which I’m glad he took the time to explain. He’s promised to do a streak when the time is right. Glyn grassed Nicki up to Dim, saying she had talked about her. Someone should tell him that no one likes a grass. He told them all that he’s never had a relationship, just a series of one-night stands. According to the tabloids it’s because he fires off his cannon so quickly he’s too embarrassed to talk to the gals again. He’s been with 4 girls. That’s a higher score than me in the last year; I’m at nil point

There is some friskiness in the house. Mikey teased tickles from Dim by tracing a pearl bracelet up and down her arm. Then they played a hand game whereby they held hands and teased each other’s thumbs while gazing into each other’s eyes and giggling. I hope Mace choked. Glyn now fancies Susie too and has definitely learned to love the older woman while in the house. I think he’ll come out and do a Wayne Rooney. He’s thinking of asking Pete for one of his condoms. I think it’s so he can have a w88k. Into a condom? Do they do that in Wales? Him and Dolly should get a room. What a pair. He does look a lot better now that he has a tan. Pete offered to stick his finger up Glyn’s arse to sort him out but he looked horrified that anyone would stick anything alien up their butt. Maybe he thinks only gay people do that. Pete’s feeling lonely. Mikey tries to talk to him but all he ever wants to talk about is shagging, w88king, being horny and that but Pete’s just not interested. I’m going off Pete a little. Only because of his incessant hugs with Dolly. They make me feel quite ill. She asked BB for cock. She wants a flirt, some attention, a feel and she’s had no cock for nearly a year. Well if that’s how she asks. Chantelle would like some attention too but was a little more demure in her request. BB asked if anything else would do and Dolly said that she wouldn’t w88k on TV.

The gloves are off, I want Our Kid out out out! You’ll see why tomorrow, if you haven’t already peaked at the BB site. Plus she eats like a pig with her mouth wide open and sits with her legs open. Obviously her gob is always open. And she has called Nicki two faced and then rolled out the inevitable insult…….arse licker. Our Kid, Dim and Glynn have started excluding Nicki a little and all 3 of the have started bitching about her. Our Kid still likes Mikey and Glyn but her pickings are getting slim. Dicky has tried to talk to her 3 times and she keeps saying no. They think it’s because she is inarticulate. Pete and Dicky expect her to leave soon.