George allowed Bunny Boiler, sorry Bunny Girl Nicki to sleep in his bed last night. Grace thinks he’s giving her mixed signals. Pot and kettle. However, it seems that he did in fact tell her to her face that he doesn’t fancy her. She thinks that George doesn’t like her as she’s not posh and hasn’t been to public school. Lisa hasn’t jumped Pete as she thinks that he is shy. Leah and Dicky think Pete wants Lisa as a friend. Lisa is possessive of the others jumping on his bed and he in theirs. He hates jealousy by all accounts and thinks she’s clingy. Pete confided to BB that Lisa fancies him. Ah. He doesn’t know what to do and is a bit scared. She has a gob on her you see. He went to bed after she was asleep. Cunning. He jumped into Leah’s bed and she went to get him and dragged him to their bed. On no, he talked to Sleazy and George about it. Bad move.
Sleazy and Imogen slept in their own beds last night, that’s separately folks. It’s killing Sleazy who hasn’t had sex for an outrageous 3 weeks. He thinks he’s charming and sexy. He’s used to getting his own way. According to the Sunday tabloids if he doesn’t get his way he turns into a pest who uses Photo Shop, makes up fake web-sites and makes numerous late night nuisance phone calls to those who do not succumb to his prowess. She said she’d never met anyone like him before. Quite. He thinks she loves him. Loves. I hope that she wakes up and smells the leeks soon as he is a scumbag. Grace and Mikey got steamy in the shower, if you know what I mean.
They are talked for a bit about the Royal family. Leah thinks the country would be shit without the monarchy. George stuck up for them and said that he has met the Queen. Mikey says he’s met Prince Charles. Pah, he’s been to his pub more like. Glynn wants a Welsh man to be the Prince of Wales. What are the Welsh like? Which one is Prince Charles? he said.
Grace said that she would not glamour model for Nuts, but would for a ‘classy’ mag like Maxim or FHM. Nicki said she’d done Nuts, but wouldn’t do topless (ahem I’ve seen the News of the World and challenge that) and then got upset and said she’d been belittled in front of the boys. Grace asked Nicki if she had upset her and apologised if she had offended her. It looks sorted but it ain’t. Nicki insists Grace said I wouldn’t “lower” myself. Dicky wants a page 2 fella. The gang spent a fair time bitching about Nicki after ‘the settlement’. They discussed it later. Nicki is paranoid about the public’s opinion of her. Thank God they don’t get the papers in there. Endless topless shots of Nicki. Dear dear.
Grace sees Nicki and Leah as a Mother / daughter outfit with Dicky as Daddy. Grace sees through the little girl act. Grace feels like she is baby-sitting and I think she will hit her soon.
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