go home to your mammy

OUT OUT OUT BOOOOOO screamed the baying crowd. Sleazy told Mikey to be a man and look after the girls. Imogen had a face on her but it’s hard to tell with her. Very moody. Very dull. Grace said “it’s all good babe” which makes no sense at all to an emasculated man who may never have a stiffy again. There were some screaming birds but what do they matter now? By all accounts it was women who were storming into the bookies in droves to vote him out. He thought that he could play the viewers but forgot that it’s not just the HMs who have learned how to play the game, it’s the viewers, hence us the voters too. He talked through his strategy non-stop with Imogen. Did he forget that we were listening too? He told her, and us, that being part of a couple would help them both stay in the house longer. But being part of vile, bitchy, separatist couple did not help Saskia and Maxwell last year. How quickly he forgot. That’s not to say that Dicky and Dolly are not showing those attributes at times too though.

He thought there would be 3 big evictions and that he’d be one them. He didn’t know what he did wrong at first but Davina helped him to see. He guessed that Dicky, Leah and Pete voted for him. On seeing what they had said about him when nominating, it started dawning on him that his comments on women may have had something to do with being voted out and his total conceit, vainness and nastiness. On being shown some clips he was ashamed of himself.

He said that he will wait for Imogen and be faithful. He said that if she had been voted out he would have walked. But was just acting and it’s all too late.

When asked who was the:
Dullist – he said Sam. He said she’s like Shebaz, creepy
Most annoying – Dicky
Most intelligent – Dicky. In BB tests before they went into the house, Glynn came first and Sleazy second. He didn’t like that.
Who will win - Pete (if he doesn’t get ill!!!!!!!!!!!! What?)
What he learned about himself – that he’s slightly perverted

Davina told him that he got the highest ever vote!!!! Ha ha. Davina told him that he should have listened to his mother when she told him to be nice. Back home to Mammy, for despite his claims of being a stock broker with 3 companies, he lives at home and the companies are all insolvent.

The Kit Kat winner goes into the house live next Friday. It’s not me, honest.