eviction night 5 and day 36 : big brother

Yesterday someone sent me a clip from Dolly’s porn film. If anyone sends it to you DO NOT watch it unless you want to feel as sick as I did. I thought that it would be funny but within seconds I covered my eyes and screamed in disgust. I still get shudders thinking about it now. I will never be able to eat a split cream doughnut again ever. YUCK!!!!!!!

Dim (who is getting fat and knows that she is boring to watch) got booed. Our Kid got bigger boos. Mikey’s were pathetic. Nicky got cheers. Hurrah. The crowd chanted “Lisa, Lisa”.

Day 36…..Glyn, increasing a Plastic, got upset with Dicky’s help with the task. Seems Dicky grew up with cheerleaders and offered invaluable help to Glyn and the HMs and the plastics did not appreciate his team effort. Oh Glyn’s face was a picture. He called Dicky a stupid idiot to BB. He’s the dick. He also told BB that he doesn’t like to think, and that is all too apparent. Pete is a very good majorette or tourorette as he called himself. Nicki also excelled in the task and really enjoyed it. Mikey compared Glyn’s leadership skills to Sven’s, and we all know how badly England are playing. Second day in they all started enjoying the task and in the end they were quite good and passed for a luxury food budget. Glyn’s skills improved but not without showing his herd mentality, and I don’t mean sheep.

Dolly & Nicki continued to get upset with Chantelle’s closeness to Pete. They feel that he has changed and is more expressionate with her. He has given them lots of olive branches and repeatedly told them that he fancies no one in the house but with each odd thing they say, they alienate him more. Especially Dolly, as Nicki has kept her comments to discussions with Dolly rather than confronting Pete with them, “what’s she got that we haven’t?’ and so on. Well for a start she doesn’t appear mad and Jodie Marsh like. "Girl’s minds…weird” he exclaimed to Dolly when she walked off mid conversation with him.

Even Glyn asked Pete if there was anything between him and Chantelle. Pete said yet again NOOOOOO, they are mates. Pete told him that if he and Chantelle are talking, Dolly walks over, says nothing and then walks off and that Nicki is being odd too. Jodie, Jodie. It’s getting on his nerves.

BB gave them a party for passing the task and the alcohol flowed. They all got rip-roaringly drunk. Nicki cried tears of joy and told BB that despite being in tears for most of the week that it had been her favourite week. She said that she’d miss Petey the most if she left. She wants to stay and would even lick the carpet, covered in Dolly & Chantelle’s hair extensions, in order to stay in the house. Miss Hygiene herself.

Later a drunken Dolly cornered Pete and asked him if he fancied Chantelle. She said that she could see what’s happening. He made out that he thought she was joking. He told her that it takes a long time in order for him to fancy someone and she thinks he fancies everyone. She admitted that it hurts her that he feels maternal about her and yet again made reference to the kiss on the cheek he gave her during the previous spin the bottle game even though he gave Nicki tongue. Then she admitted that she fancies him. Give it up love, it ain’t ever gonna happen. He pretended to be shocked and said that he hadn’t realised, bless him. “Even though I’m only 24? That’s wicked” not. Errrr, any way out of a crisis. Dolly out next please, she’s grotesque. Although I suspect that Susie will be out next and it looks like we’ll have to wait as next week’s eviction doesn’t actually get rid of the evictee.

Glyn complained that the older people were boring tea drinkers because they wouldn’t play spin the bottle. Chantelle, Dolly and Pete were in the bog discussing why they should not play the game with Nicki, Our Kid and Mikey briefly listening at the door. It was messy by then. D&C said they would only play if the only people they had to kiss were the three of them. C said Pete had better not kiss any other mingers. C commented that she didn’t want to kiss Glyn but would kiss Mikey. He punched the door on hearing this and walked off. D&C told Pete that Our Kid and Nicki want to kiss him and that they didn’t want to see it happen. By this point only Nicki was earwigging. Pete said that he was shocked. Nicki then entered the room and told them that she had heard it all, especially what she had confided to Dolly the previous night. Dolly called Nicki out of order and had a pop at her, despite the fact that she had revealed that Nicki wanted to kiss Pete. But she hadn’t dished all the dirt. A mortally drunk Nicki got a hug from Pete. Dolly gave her a peck on the cheek and left the bog. Nicki told Pete that she could fall asleep in his arms. Then she said that they were probably listening by the door and to really give them something to hear. She looked up at him expectantly and wanted a snog but he just gave her a noisy smacker on the lips. Only Chantelle had been listening but Mikey retuned to go to the bog, saw them hugging and let out an “ooooh”.

Pete told Chantelle that Dolly had told her something. “What, that she fancies you?” Grass. She told him that everyone fancies him and teased not to get too big for his boots. He mentioned Nicki fancying him too as she examined her fingernails.

Dolly continued to convince a drunk Nicki that something could happen with Pete as he once kissed her on the lips. Let it go woman.

Mikey seems to have forgotten about Mace already, which may be way she’s been reported to have snogged George in a club in real life this week. The Scum’s sub line was George and the dragon. Te he.

Our Kid was dignified in defeat and hugged an open-mouthed Nicky and even Dicky. She was not surprised and told them all to have fun and look after Peter. Pete dodged her looking very very guilty, as he nominated her a couple of times and wanted her to go. When her 30 seconds count down came, of course her first thought was to have a fag but alas there was not enough time. Once out of the house there were lots of cheers. She was a good HM. She looked mint in a dress! Davina had the bleep on the ready for all the swearing expected in her interview. She reminded Our Kid not to swear and showed a speeded up 20 minute interview from the DR in which she had sworn 88 times. She guessed that Pete had nominated her and didn’t look bitter. Good on her. I don’t think that people will give her a hard time on the street, not like Mace who I think will get hell on earth. If I saw her I’d shout out moose.

Our Kid was shocked when Davina told her that Mace was seen as the biggest bitch in the house. She didn’t think that Dim and Mikey would get together. She wants Pete to win.

I think that we should vote Nicky into the secret house.