Huge apols for missing a day just as Sharky finds another way to procrastinate and Pappa Nicole travels abroad but a gal needs to see her mammy and pops. Last time codenamed checked out the C4 site the playback foolishly did not support Macs. So arses to them. I can’t even check forums for you as I have given up crap sites.
So, the intro says that the housemates will be throwing their toys out of their prams. Nominations are being revealed and I wondered if these things were related.
Michelle and Chef had stopped talking to each other; perhaps they’d had a row. I think he’s not letting the Benshelle thing lie and she’s lost her sense of humour over the issue and wants to walk (wonders idly if she has a signature stroll). Verne thinks Chef’s pushing her too far rather than her being a crybaby. Pah, we all know what bullies need, confront him. Eureka ka ka embarrassed Chef by calling for truce and gave Shelle a pep talk. Mo tried to talk sense into her too, with the benefit of years of experience being insulted (wonder why) behind her but really just battered her more by going on and on loudly.
Damn, the toys out of the pram thing. It was part of a task. Damn. Verne and Shelle had to dress up as bears and eat sheds loads of honey. Verne wondered what his poop would be like. Anyone know Pooh Bear? They went to see Big Bro upon the urge to hurl and were told to bear with it. Tsk.
As part of the task and they had to rush into a playpen and stay still while a load of screaming and pouting stage school kids ran around. Of course this made the fertility queen Eureka cry. It was a bit surreal seeing Verne leave the playpen…he was shorter than the walls.
Chef & Tommy had to dress up as toy cars and rush into a carwash when they heard said same song to get their costume washed for a guessed 30 seconds. It was supposed to go on through the night but I reckon they want to do a stress in pokey as they threw the task. Tommy said it just wasn’t fun, completely missing the point that it’s supposed to be fun for us and not him.
Mo and Terry danced like the ballerinas in a music box. Terry said you’ve got to be dead fit to be a ballerina. No! He got well into it and looked like a young rent boy during his routine.
The nominations are Shelle, Eureka, Mutya and Mo; cue fake smiles and cheers all round, well apart from Shelle who looked gutted. GET MO OUT.
Mutya and Ben were so dull that I didn’t get to find out what their task was. She kicked off a load of not wanting to look stupid on TV talk. Oh man, just earn your fee. She says she wants to leave. Chef told her that she couldn’t, as he likes having her around and told Shelle and Eureka they could leave. Eureka called Chef vile and a bully and the discussion got so bad that he was hauled into BB for a chat. He told BB it was bullshit and I partly agree. He threatened to shut the f**k up if they carry on complaining and pointed out that the show would then turn boring, again I partly agree.
Eventually Shelle complained about Chef. When BB asked her how she’s cope with the same problem in the outside world she said she’d walk away, which says it all. BB told her to talk to Chef. They had a serious chat with her dressed as a bear and him as a car. At last, she confronted the bully. He admitted to riling her but explained that it’s all part of his game plan. Gamesmanship, we all do it. He had to have the last word and made her apologise for calling him a bully and attempted a hug.
La La Toya, or maybe not so la la. She thinks that Shelle is not scared or bothered overly about or by Chef, but has decided to take this course of action to cover up her infatuation with Ben. Gamesmanship eh. Maybe I was right about Shelle all along. Maybe she’s a bunny boiler nutter of the Jordan variety after all. Maybe Jordan’s told her how to secure a couple of OK covers. I think that BB is sticking up for Chef as straight after La La’s revelation they showed tonnes of footage of Shelle flirting with Ben with the look of love in her eyes.
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