In a new task the housemates were required to act out the lives of the rich and famous. In a role-play Chef, Lucy and Mo played out a bizarre ritual whereby they acted as paparazzi photographing celebrities who visit mid-air in a crane. ‘Who Is She’ Nicki Graeme from BB whatever visited like a warped version of the Good Witch of the East. No one recognised her at first and she looked really upset. If there’s one place a Z list should be recognised it’s in the BB house.
As I missed most of Thursday’s show it took me a while to figure out why Tommy was wearing leggings. He had the unenviable task of learning an ice skating dance routine with La Toya. Being born into the most entertaining family in history, she took to it like a duck to water. Oh man she made him train hard and cracked the whip in scenes reminiscent of early Jackson 5 rehearsals. Ironic as she had earlier told Eureka that kids recreates the problems of their parents. She’ll probably tell us all about it by the end of the series and blow any huge advances for biographies forever. They performed Salt & Peppa’s ‘Push It’ dressed in salt and pepper pot costumes. Man this family were born to perform. Once the task was completed Tommy quite rightly pointed out that there was no need to take the training and performance as seriously as she did because BB was trying to make them look stupid. Did not compute. He doesn’t understand her at all. She wasn’t happy when he failed the task. Let’s leave it there.
Mo thinks that, unlike Chef, she has the ability to stop before she’s annoying. The funniest thing she’s said yet. She does not understand good reality TV.
Ben & Michelle were required to pretend to be a celebrity couple Benshell. Cruel BB. Mutya, yes she’s still there, and Terry were Chesney Hawk devotees and had to dance in front of a Chesney Hawk shrine.
The paps had to stake out the garden all night and tempers frayed little when Chef persisted in being loud, offensive and annoying for 36 hours. Lucy dumped Mr Lover Man, telling him it’s not you it’s me, in the last 30 minutes of the task and Michelle told Chef that Lucy had lasted a lot longer than she would. She is the person coping the best with him armed with a smile and a pretty darn humorous sarcasm that he admires. Damn, I wasn’t to expecting to warm to her. Verne farted in the Diary Room and admitted it to BB. I wonder if it was to reinforce once again to the public that he’s just a normal guy or maybe he’s tuning into Little Chef. He did say that he was going to be Mr Nice guy and then turn the behaviour around to become evil.
Eviction Night with Lucy and Eureka in a head to head
I couldn’t call it but secretly wanted Eureka ka ka out as I don’t understand who her fans are. Lucy, the Tory bitch, has a huge Google count by all accounts and has a couple of very obvious attractions. But it’s was hard to care who was evicted with this pair. Lucy admitted to being on the show to pay a tax bill and Eureka, mother of 4 children by 4 different fathers, well that’s 1 step from the social and a large case of ‘There but for the grace of God’. Eureka, really pretty without her make-up, beetach, and Lucy both seemed to want to leave. I don’t think they were trying to have any fun at all and are the 2 most affected by Chef’s increasingly appalling yet compelling behaviour. He’s trying to make them all leave so that he wins, hardly endearing but good TV. In the end it was Lucy who was evicted with 57% of the vote, but like I say, who cares. Mo should have been out first Jodie Marsh stylee.
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