cbb - day 8 & 9

They failed their task and are on a basic food budget this week. BB stripped the food cupboards bare and took their tokens due to loose lips, so no hot water either. Cruel BB.

Mo, short for Moanandbitchallday, is surely set to take over as the most hated housemate ever. Please can she leave next, or even better… walk. For one of the few times ever, I won’t even consider watching a second of her eviction interview. It looks almost certain that she’ll drag Mutya down with her. If Mutya goes to the dark side she will become mouthy, argumentative and moody, the exact opposite of the traits that she wants to show the public. And she’s hormonal. When she tried to get into the Diary Room and BB made her wait for 30 minutes, she retaliated by refusing to see BB when they asked for her next. Everything was f**king this, f**king that. They can keep their money. They can f**k off. Blah blah.

Foghorn Mo is completely self-delusional. She says that people only think she’s loud because of the characters that she’s played. She thinks that she’s perfect. She also thinks that she doesn’t eat much. She would star in Notting Hill II if they asked but thinks it’s shit. The only thing that she won’t do is confront Chef. She will only self-project her faults onto him and bitch behind his back. Pity Pete Burns or Michael Barrymore isn’t in there. I predict that by the end of the year Mo will look like this.
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cbb – day 9

Terry’s reign is over. Long live Terry.

Sadly I am losing interest in the programme. Like the recent contestants in BB, this lot know the routine, know the formula. All some of them talk about is taking the money. not walking out cos of the fee, only doing it for the money etc. They seem to think they only need to turn up and some are not bothering to entertain the viewer. Big mistake. Big.

Chef has taught his kids about females telling them they come as hos, bitches or women. He’s dodged bullets. He’s a gangster. He’s been to the moon and back. He’s teasing Michelle and Ben again, making her cry again. He’s still the best housemate and isn’t sitting there counting the dosh. At least he’s entertaining. A ho magnet.

BB was worried the housemates were being lazy and gave them a dance routine to learn, Call Me – one of the filthiest soft porn music promos ever. Michelle was down the front helping Eureka choreographer. It was chaos with only Michelle & La Toya taking it seriously. Mutya looked like she is pregnant. So did Mo. It’s not pretty in there. Still they passed and got 3 tokens, until Terry and Mo lost 2 of em.

Losing the will.