No food, no hot water living on £1 a head per day and the shopping list needs to be done. It’s boys against girls her and four women are up for eviction. The mood is awful.
Terry thinks CBB is rehab for some of the women. I reckon he means Shelle.
The women, bar La La, have paired up and broken off from the group and got their own food separately. Eureka wanted to pair up with Shelle, but she wouldn’t let her as Eureka wanted eggs and Shelle wants tuna and beans every night. She’s currently on the cover of loads of cheap mags having lost a stone before entering the house, so this really is like a spa for her. Chef was not impressed and thought that it childish and selfish as they are living on £56 in total. Again he’s got a point but he’s got to stop shouting. Looks like he really is Chef and says he has a cookbook coming out and has his own show.
Chef was trying to insist that a man read the shopping list as he didn’t trust any of the women to order his food. Mo blew her top like she’s been threatening too but then backed off quickly. This led to Chef calling her a bowling ball on legs. Ha ha. When BB called Mo into the Diary Room to cool down after she lost it, she talked really posh. Man, they all fall for it. We are watching all the time, not just the Diary Room. We know that you are as common as muck. She told the others that you wouldn’t even talk to her like Chef does if you were f**king her and paying her mortgage. Out out out!
BB gave the housemates the chance to win a flurry of brilliant prizes, including fags, booze and messages from home, if they didn’t moan for an hour. If they did moan a housemate would lose a prize, starting with B for Ben. They decided the only way to pass was to remain silent. Says it all. What a bunch of moaners. Mutya and Eureka actually wore gags, a total abuse of the first aid box. The silence made them all realise how bad their moaning had got.
The party began. Mo was thrilled at the taramasalata. Verne got pissed on champagne. They all had a message in a bottle which were opened by a housemate of their choice smashing it over their heads. Verne got La La to smash his on his arse. Chef threatened to take his bike keys away because of his drunk driving. He loves La La and is upset the other women don’t seem to like her or give her the respect she’s due. I think he has a crush on her. I’ve seen weirder couples.
Thank god for that. Mo’s out. I’m not commenting on her interview.
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