cbb day 4 cont'd & day 5

Michelle, possibly because of the tabloid coverage of her marriage split and of general cavorting in clubs while phissed is paranoid about her coverage. Things being misconstrued like. Chef teased her about wanting to make lurve to Ben. The barriers went straight up. She probably had shagged him…not really. It soon turned into tears in the Diary Room. Chef saw her tears and suspected that he’d overdone it and planned to apologise the next day. She went to sleep hugging teddy with teary eyes.

Ben offered Mo some quick disappointing sex. Eureka looked jealous.

Live show

Davina kept me up past my bedtime for a live show. Lucy, Ben and Eureka were called to the Diary Room as Terry had nominated them for eviction. The ladies were fully made up at 11.30 so I think they suspected something was up. They were told to go to a strange room and sit in a chair with their name on. Terry, as HOH, collected a basket from the Store Room. He gave housemates a pen and some card – none for himself. Lucy, Ben & Eureka found out that they had been nominated and the reasons why LIVE, least talented, least integrity and biggest ego respectively. Great stuff. Ben was a bit shocked at having no integrity. He’s a good bloke. Hope Terry got to explain. The housemates got to save a housemate and had to decide in 30 secs who to save and write their name on the card. They were asked to turn the card over and read out the name live. Eureka and Lucy only got 1 vote each. Ben won by a landslide and saved from possible eviction.

Day 5
The next day Michelle was still upset about Chef’s Ben baiting. He apologised and it was a heartfelt moment. He had to the have the last word though “I mean who would want Ben?” Ha ha. Michelle’s really pretty without her make-up on. She’s growing on me and I was not expecting that. She handled the situation well, without drama or violence.
Seems they are all expecting another housemate to arrive.

La Toya spilt more beans, this time about her & Michael’s experience with the Jehovah Witness religion. She had doubts and stopped going. The Church told him to stop seeing her. Marlon Brando told him to ignore the Church. Different strokes. And there’s life on other planets too. Wow, she’s fulfilling all our collective fantasies of a Jackson.
Chef Rodman’s still brags about sex, guns and gangs.

Terry had a new task to be King for a day. He had to be fed and bathed. He wasn’t allowed to do a thing, not even light a fag or walk, turns out that there’s room for pillion on Verne’s scoot. I think that it got old pretty quickly but they were promised a party if they passed the task. Later BB called a housemate to the Diary Room. La Toya volunteered and was given the task of dressing as a jester for the rest of the day and making Terry laugh. Really, no need for the role play.

Eureka & Lucy were told to give Terry a massage. Terry received a slapped face from Eureka when he said “10 years ago this would have given me a lob on”. Well deserved I feel and I hope that the C4 switchboards don’t go mad. As he had nominated them both I half expected them to give him the rough treatment.

One almost forgets that Mutya’s in the house. Come on love.

I will laugh my head off if Eureka gets voted out this Friday.

The show ended on a rather sinister note. Terry and Michelle had danced at the party. Given the previous day’s tears, he told her that they had better watch it as the programme might try and make out that there something’s going on between them. All the way through the conversation, Tommy slowly put on a pair of yellow rubber gloves. Google Tommy Sheridan rubber gloves. NOW!