cbb - day 2

Eureka wears a horrible expression on her face, that of distain. I think it’s the way her face naturally falls.

Chef thinks he’s a bit of a comedian. He’s a definite performer. Oh and a flirt. He’s been flirting with Eureka. She told him she was married but he couldn’t see her ring. Outraged she exclaimed, “it’s the longest I’ve had it on”. I thought she, 3 times married, meant the longest ever, but she meant in between chores for her 7 month old child.

Mo bragged about getting more than £30,000 for her CBB appearance. Claims of this nature during a credit crunch will cost you votes La. “Shows what they [the tabloids] think I’m worth” she complained. Hello, that would be £10K a week. Who will vote for her now? Apart from Scousers.

Poor La Toya claims she was badly beaten by her husband and locked away in rooms. Oh man, it’s all spilling out of her mouth. I thought C4 wouldn’t show libellous material. Poor Mutya couldn’t bring in half her wardrobe because of a few labels, yet Mo and La Toya can slate real human beings. Mo joined the slag off your ex partner club too but was less explicit.

Terry made a joke about poor sales on Chef’s last album. Wonder what he do if he finds out.

Terry has to decide which of the Housemate has the most inflated ego. He filmed CBB end credits with a complex credit star system that they all need to agree on. Michelle and Mutya and Tina suggested that they be extras. Tommy barked and bullied them into doing it all alphabetically, soooo democratic. This made Ben, who everyone had forgotten about, the star.

Terry has to film the credits. Naughty La Toya (of Playboy fame) suggested filming in his private room. Tut tut, this lost them half their prize. Only HOH is allowed in that room. Terry tried to get out of selecting a housemate saying they are all in there because they have big egos and low self esteem. Oh man I should be in there. In the end he chose Eureka as the housemate with the biggest ego. Good choice. She does seem to feel she’s above it all.

Tommy is the bookie’s favourite to go first but Terry may not nominate him. Terry is a contradiction. While he wanted to keep it quiet that he was HOH, so that he could get them into trouble he also spouts socialist stuff from time to time and Tommy’s lefty tendencies may save him this week. Tommy goes on and on about having been in prison. Why? Ah, I see, to brag about the political motive. I see.

Mo has brought hundreds of fags. It’s sickening really. Actually Michael Barrymore and Pete Burns helped me give up smoking for a few months once so carry on gal. If just one person gives up…