cbb - day 14

Verne woke up with a big hangover. He needed the gaps filling in and Terry wasn’t cruel and told him that he had hung with the girls and took the piss out of the boys. Tommy though let him know that he’d propositioned La La. BB called him into the Diary Room for an Alka Seltzer. Stubborn Verne wouldn’t take it. BB reminded him that he had ram racked the Diary Room door. Te he. One of the funniest moments of the series so far.

Mo and Mutya were moaning and moaning and moaning and moaning. Mutya threatened to walk if Davina didn’t call out her name on Friday night.

Friday’s task divided them even more with a gender splitting task to find out which sex is the bravest. They were asked to act out gender specific stereotypes, multi tasking etc.

Terry and Eureka had to memorise everyone’s DOBs. Shelle and Tommy were tested on multi-tasking, having to listen to classical music, iron and answer questions for 90 secs. Poor Shelle did not know the capital of Australia, how many eggs were in a dozen or how many days there are in a year. Although this simply means she’s thick, not that she can’t multi task.

Tommy answered the questions but was terrible with the ironing. BB let a tarantula into the task room and the housemates were required to stand there in the dark for 5 minutes. Ladies first and then the lads. BB removed the spider but didn’t let on. Only La La and Shelle from the ladies entered the room, the Witches of Eastwick didn’t have the balls. Verne, who can’t stand up for long, had to sit on the floor. So brave. The men passed the task and won 3 tokens plus a pizza and lager night for their reward. They could not share with the ladies.

Shelle and Chef were rowed again. La La pulled him one side and told him his reaction is just what Shelle wants. So that he looks like a baddy. Well, takes one to know one. La La, me think she doth protest too much. Self-projection alert. Eventually Shelle turned on the tears again. The men think he’s more irritating than intimidating. It’s only Eureka who agrees with Shelle. She stood up to him before with humour and should do it again. He believes her to be a girl who forgets that she has a boyfriend when she’s drunk. Well, he’s been around enough to stop the type.

Ben asked Mutya to break out rather than leave, for entertainment purposes. It’s by far the funniest remark he has made in the house. The men and La La think the ladies are talking it all too seriously.

Mutya’s left. One wonders if anyone will notice. Hope she’s taken the dressing gown off.