I think that I have finally succumbed to the bug that has decimated the office. The Boss Boss was wiped out for 4 weeks, several others have been knocked for 6 and it looks like even my super human defence system has been infiltrated.
I confided in the MD, a hippy/spiritual type (sort of). He advised taking a whole batch of natural drugs with the main ingredient being a spoonful of powdered vitamin C every hour for 8 hours on the first day, every 2 hours on the second, and so forth. He obviously doesn’t want me ringing in sick. He then told that no one (including him) had ever actually tried his recommended course of medication. “I’ll do it” I say in my pioneering NO fear attitude. This pleases him but then he confides that I will be at risk from diarrhoea. Not wanting to risk the consistency of my stools, I back out of the deal. Arf.
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