it's back

Early prediction

I reckon it’s all going to be birds at first.

Yawn….all the rooms are mixed up, bath in living room etc.

There’s a phone.

Some of them will have to share beds.

Scouse girl twins, Sam and Amanda – they like bleach, pink, screaming and talking quickly while high pitched and breathless.
High point: one likes cheese and one doesn’t
I hate them already.
Stone em.

Leslie, 60-year old woman.
Oh dear, thinks she’s a self-confessed eccentric.
Should be in How Dull is Your Home
Out Out Out

Charley, a 20 year old pretty black girl
Shops and that. Clubbing innit.
Her cousin is a footballer and she wants to be a slag, I mean WAG.

Tracy, 36-year old woman raver cleaner
Think Jade Goody’s Mum combined with a Little Bit Wee, a Little Bit Woo from The Fast Show
Thinks she’s having it. No way.
Cannot stand her but will be popular in a Pete way

Chanelle!!!!, need I say more
Bases her image on Victoria Beckham
Feck off

Shandam (spelllng)
Narinder the second, mixed with Amy Winehouse and Bet Lynch
Best so far but that is saying nuffink

Emily, 19 year old posh blonde bird, at drama school
Thinks she’s Sienna Miller and that indie is a 'new' music scene that has swept the country
Bleeding heck
So cooool NOT

Laura, 23 Welsh Beth from The Gossip look a likey
Bet she likes blinking, even though she’s a brunette
Likes cooking, and eating by the looks of things
Fun. Likes DIY. I like her the most so far
Good chance of going somewhere

Nicky 27 year old really pretty Indian girl
But 1/2 Oirsish so Catholic
Must be mixed up surely
Hates men. Could be interesting
Nice and ballsy. Will do well

Carol 53 year old Jo Brand look a like
Campaigner.
Has an agenda. Think Kittin in race stakes
Crowd loved her but house won't
OUT FIRST PLEASE VOTERS

Hmmm