cbb - day 3

Chef flirts indiscriminately with all women and will brag and boast as required. It’s not all salty chocolate balls fun though. As mentioned previously he is also a little Dennis Rodman. Chef Rodman reckons he lost his virginity at 12. Eureka told him his nose was growing. Filthy. Wash your mouth out dear. Chef went through his various walks and limps that are so fashionable with younger men, signature stroll as he calls them. Poor Verne felt a bit left out.

Eureka thinks she looks like a tranny in make up. Mo thinks she has a great arse(!) They were comparing their spaniel ears, one set from weight loss, one set from 4 kids. Nice.

La Toya suspects that Tommy, Eureka and Mo will not be able to bite their tongue for long. Good call.

Part 2 of the current task saw Terry choosing the least talented housemate as his second nomination. He’s thought of admitting the whole deception to the housemates; throw himself on his sword so to speak. Unbelievable, get a grip man. Housemates gave a performance based on what they are known for outside the house. Lucy was to give her views on the Labour party with a pair of briefs as her prop. Chef performed his hit, Eureka’s gave a weather report. Michelle was to sing Just a Little Bit. Mutya & Ben, one of their songs. Verne & Mo were Romeo & Juliet. La Toya sang You’ve got to be Starting Something.

While getting into their costumes, Michelle commented that Mo looked like the princess from Shrek. Chef loved it, saw it as a diss and tried to ensure that everyone else saw it as a diss by laughing loudly. Michelle saw what he was trying to do and tried to wriggle out of it by saying she was just talking about the dress, but it’s true, Mo looked just like the princess out of Shrek. Once she’d decided to be with Shrek. Her Juliet was better than expected. The fuss made Michelle cry and I think it might turn into all out war between Mo & Chef. Battle of the Chefs. Who will be the main course?

Verne couldn’t remember his words. Aw. Mutya was fantastic. Ben grabbed his crutch and did a strip, ensuring that henceforth we all think of him as a serious recording artist. Michelle gave an eye-popping performance. On a CBB show yesterday we discovered that she didn’t make the cut on the record and just performed a few whispers, so she really did Just a Little Bit. La Toya’s was great entertainment but perhaps not the kind that she’d intended.

Terry chose Lucy as the least talented. It was somewhat predictable seeing as she’s a Tory bitch who tried and failed to slate the Labour party. It was a toss up between her, La Toya & Verne for the least talented but Terry won’t betray his principles for a show, well not useless it would be funny. That’s why I doubt Tommy will be up for eviction this week. Sorry bookies.