Chef has taken over the kitchen. Where Rex would bark, Chef makes the food with lurve, or peanut butter. Terry was going to do a stir-fry and Mutya was going to cook too. They shrugged it off when Chef did chicken curry but it gave Mo and Eureka a great opportunity to slag him off again. They seem to spend all day bitching and moaning together.
The complete bolt from the blue is Mo being the new Jodie Marsh. Nothing that’s ever happened to her is her fault. She’s loud as people said she was loud. She can’t control her food because of things that happened to her. Victim mentality all over. And like Jodie, she thinks everyone wants to shag her(!). That people flirt with her because she looks dirty. Ew, I feel dirty now.
So far Terry has put Eureka ka ka and Lucy up for eviction. Today he had to choose the housemate with the least integrity by watching secret Diary Room footage. He selected 3 who he thought most likely to lack that quality. They were then called into the Diary Room for a chat with BB. Terry chose the youngsters Ben, Michelle & Mutya as he thought them most likely to be insincere or whatever because of their youth. Ha, he’s obviously not been listening to Mo.
Verne talked about working with Heath Ledger. They were working on the same film when he died. Aw. He did ruin the moment a little by telling the tale while wearing his sunglasses indoors, in Arctic Britain.
La Toya. La Toya. La Toya. CBB is not a counselling session. Telling the world that your husband forced you to marry him and smacked your head against a desk when you asked for an annulment is not entertainment. Please just go get some help. Pappa Nicole thinks she’s lying but I’m convinced she believes it’s all true in her mind.
The housemates had to imitate each other. Tommy’s impression of La Toya was very George Galloway. Terry was called into the Diary Room to collect his reward for their success in the task. It was a yummy Thai meal and booze. Terry, the cad, asked BB to show the other housemates footage of him eating. He does have a wicked streak. Tommy, who spotted he’d been in there for a while, suspected he was being given a secret task as “nothing like that has happened yet”. Ha. Terry had a few beers and was then called to his room to watch the secret footage of the housemates in order to chose the one with the least integrity. During her Diary Room chat Michelle laid into Chef, saying he farts, talks gun and sex too much and is aggressive with people. Luckily she did not slag off Terry. Mutya especially was lovely about him, so much that he nearly cried. Ben was kind too. It was a stroke of genius getting him to watch the footage after a couple of drinks. BB called Terry on a phone in his bedroom for his decision. He didn’t want to choose any of them but plumped for Ben as he thinks he won’t get evicted.
It’s a live show with Davina next, update tomorrow.
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