The day began with Our Kid dancing manically to Lulu and Shout. Dicky and Dolly hugged to celebrate still being there after Fail Sezer, I stole that from a tabloid, had sadly been evicted. The plastics are still in shock, especially Dimogen. I stole that too. The song was a clue to the day’s task, a shouting task where HMs had to shout a word about themselves. The highest decibel level would win. Hmmm. Do they need to encourage more shouting? Nicki went first and thought it was a trick for them having been loud the night before. She had to recite the alphabet while exaggerating all the sounds and mouth movements. Shark, this is how she always speaks. She chose the word special. Can you guess what Glynn shouted? Yes, Welsh. I missed Pete’s as my bro rang. Booo. Dicky shouted Butch. It was remarkably high pitched for such a manly word.
The HMs had £308 to spend on grub and bought a mystery item at £10. It turned out to be the rest of Glynn’s clothes. He immediately put on an “I’m the Daddy” tee shirt. Apparently Dicky calls him Glen, which infuriates him.
Chantelle thinks that Grace is doing things to piss her off. I think it comes naturally to her. She only talks about herself and never asks anyone else about themselves as she doesn’t really care. Mikey’s upset about Sleazy going. He poured his heart out to Chantelle who told him that she doesn’t miss him. This seemed to make him cry and Grace comforted him by slagging Chantelle off and once again repeated that Chantelle fancies him. Red alert. Danger. This is a bad move.
Sam is still being a bit quiet and says that she’s normally the loud one. She does talk extremely fast though. He wants to have a fanny for 24 hours to try it out, as he’s wary of the tits and chop surgery. She’s more like a tranny to me. She dreams of getting pregnant. Hmmm. I’d like to see how she’d cope with periods. Would she be as mental as our kid who flew off the handle when Dicky told her he would be cooking in a couple of hours when she went to make a sandwich? Grace thinks that this is the first sign of Dicky trying to dominate the house, which is something she obviously wants to do herself. Our Kid’s face started leaking and she had a good cry. The plastics and Mikey gave her hugs. She had a marvellous rant whereby she told us that she hates two-faced people, she’s not false her, she’s got it in for Dicky & Dolly, Sam’s too over friendly and that Chantelle’s getting on her nerves. It’s better out than in. She told Dimogen that she told D&D that they had been two faced and that’s why she nominated them. Oh oh. Then Dimogen told Our Kid that she had been banned from nominating again this week. Can’t they keep their mouths shut?
The plastics and Dolly laid into Sam. Dolly got Glynn involved. Group bitch. Grace is disgusted as Sam said they had lots in common and popped her head around the toilet door when she was having a poo. They are calling her a stalker. Sam eventually got to have a girly chat with Our Kid and Dim and they all talked freely and gave their opinions on other housemates, in particular Dolly. Does she know the girly rules about keeping stum? We’ll see. Our Kid and Dim continued the cat chat once Sam had left and continued to bitch, mainly about Dicky. Our Kid said ‘I’m not plastic anyway”, not realising that she’s not been included in the equation. Anyway, Our Kid and Dim have vowed to look after Sam now. Ah, again.
Dicky led him and Dimogen in a stab at reconciliation. She thinks that everyone got on with Sleazy. Good God. There were daily rows. She’s a little lonely and thinks that Dicky is stopping her from being herself as he’s encouraging her to shine without the black cloud of Sleazy, and it’s intimidating her. When Dicky won the shouting task his prize was dinner and champagne for 2 and he invited Dimogen to get to know her better and reconcile. Aw, more hugs and awwwws. He hopes Sleazy won’t be jealous. Dimogen had previously said that he is possessive. As Dimogen was the quietest HM BB gave her a loud hailer. Grace and Dim had a good old bitch after the dinner and it may as well never have happened. They think the invite is part of his game plan and they think worse of him for having extended an olive branch.
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