day 40 : big brother

Bored.

Dreary dull depressing Dolly got a spanking from Dicky and perked right up for a bit. Sex or talking about sex, or simulating sex is the only way to cheer her up. Things are now fine between her and Pete. Dolly thinks that she’s not paranoid, even though everyone is watching her. Dicky upset Nicki by smacking Dolly with a bender, her banana. She had a right go at him. Bruised fruit – a national issue. He told her to sit on it and that it might cheer her up. Must be her time of the month. Dicky has noticed Chantelle’s defection to boring bland Dimogen and has called her the new Mace.

The best bit was when they stuck a metal salad bowl on their arses and got spun around by Mikey using 2 dustbin lids as stabilisers.

At nomination time everyone, for once, got to vote. Well done DIm. No one dithered and no one pretended it was hard, apart from Pete. They are all starting to hate each other. Great!

I guess that Chantelle will go into the new house. I wanted it to be Nicki but she’ll do, although I won’t bother voting. I suppose it will be funny watching Susie when she thinks that she’s more popular than Chantelle. They all want Susie out as she’s bored and making them all behave like good school children. It won’t last though. They’ll start ganging up on her soon.

I need a volunteer for Thursday night please.

Please note that if the blog is boring it means that the show has been. Not me awight! Get Pete Burns in there.