big brother: day 21

An episode in which Glynn was the most interesting thing. Not a good sign. Unfortunately we were laughing at him, not with him. I think that they may fail this task, which would be good as there needs to be something different happening to create something of interest for us to watch.

Our Kid looks great as a cleaner. It really really suits her. Dolly + Sam hated being up for 24 hours without booze and fun. Sam bored Dolly to death. Dolly’s good at looking glum. Nicki had to teach Glynn how to butter toast and make a cup of tea to her satisfaction. Chantelle and Pete rocked as gardeners and spent the afternoon pruning the hedges cut into whacky shapes. Chantelle deliberated on cutting off the “willy” on a hedge cut in the shape of a man. Nicki’s moaned about her task. I think she forgets it’s all for our benefit. She said she was cold and cried. Sobbed and wailed actually. Good God, it’s boiling. She compared herself to a sulky Victoria Beckham. She just wants to get drunk and dance around.

A sign by the pool, where Mikey and Dicky are Life Guards says no petting, no bombing and no running. Remember them? Our Kid flouted the rules by bombing into the pool. She hates lentils so it’ll be funny watching her when that’s all they have to eat. “Rule breaking is fun,” she shouted. I hope they dirty up all the windows. She threw Dicky’s shorts in the pool thinking it was funny. I think this will lead to war. Mikey told her to take the pants out and Dicky told her that she’d never get a boyfriend. That really annoyed her and she bitched about it to Dim later. Dolly advised her that Dicky was trying to annoy her by saying that and told her not to let him get to her. I wonder what she was trying to do by throwing his shorts in the pool? Seems D+D aren’t best of friends just yet then. Our Kid thinks that Pete fancies Dolly and she does not understand it at all. And maybe Chantelle too. She’s given up the fight, for day 21 anyway.
Mikey massaged Mace by the pool. Does this count as petting? Dolly stuck a carrot down her throat. Deep veg. Is that petting too? Glynn looked on horrified.

Mace thinks that Dim will be perceived as two faced out here as she’s making an effort to be nice to everyone but is still bitching about “the others”. She thinks that Chantelle will be reviled for having her tits out all the time. Jealously strikes again, because she has no tits. Apparently showing one’s arse is OK as she does that see.

Glynn asked BB “Which one is the oven? Is it the one with the hob or is that the cooker?” It’s not looking good. He poured a whole packet of pasta into some cold water. Yum. When the pasta started boiling over Our Kid told him to turn the electric down. “Am I going to get an electric shock?” he asked. Everyone pretended the food was nice apart from Nicky who asked for a ham salad. She’s a bit down about being nominated. Bless. She was hamming it up. Ta dah!!!