Poor Pete. First it was Our Kid asking him “don’t you like me anymore?” or saying, “you think I’m a nutter don’t you?” (mental note to self – don’t do that anymore). And now it’s Dolly. Leave the poor man alone! Then the boys tried to get him to talk lad’s talk. “Which female HM would you do/date/shag?” etc. He refused to get into it. MIkey said that he would only consider one but would not reveal whom, not with Mace watching. Me thinks he said too much already. Glyn’s still stuck up on the old birds.
Dim lived up to name by suggesting to Chantelle that Pete fancies her. Chantelle swapped tips by suggesting that Mikey fancies her. She said that she preferred bad boy Sleazy, but did use the past sense. Then she said that her group were the type you could trust. Cough! Lisa the Liar the tabloids call her now after her cruel betrayal. The repulsive Mace was on BBLB saying that she thinks Dim will be out next. Jealous bitch. No way!
Nicki’s feeling embarrassed about her hysterics of the previous day. She laughed about meeting a bloke in a club in the future and him saying, “oh, you were the one who went whhuuuuhhhh.” She apologised to the HMs.
They modelled as a task and took pictures of each other. Dolly’s were porno, naturally. They also did a catwalk. Pete, the wag, did a moony during his.
Stand by for 9.30pm live show………
Well, it wasn’t live. It was just a normal show. Booooo.
Dim smiled when she found out that she is up for eviction. She wants out. She thinks she’s been dumped in a house full of freaks. Lisa knew she’d be up and nodded and said “right”. When Mikey’s name was announced they all gasped, led by Dolly. He then posed sadly for the camera. Twat. Nicky cheered up, what with now being in the very good company of 4 plastics (including the Village Idiot) up for nomination. Dim and Our Kid bragged to each other that they wouldn’t cry. Our Kid said that she found it exciting to be nominated, although she doesn’t want to leave yet. She’s determined to have fun all week. But at who’s expense?
BB gave them another party for passing the modelling task. They did impressions of each other. Chantelle did an impression of Glyn giving sleazy massages. He didn’t like it and told her so. He half-joked that he wouldn’t talk to her anymore and then proceeded to have a face like a smacked arse. Must be a Welsh thing. The tide is slowly turning against boyo me laddo.
BB gave the HMs the photos that they had taken of each other blown up. The plastics stuck a plastacine dick on Dicky’s head and gave Susie a Gallagher mono eyebrow.
Chantelle fell out of bed. Dim and Mikey held hands before bed and he pushed the hair away from her eyes.
That was it. :(
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