Friday, June 30, 2006

new hms

A-Lo cried like a baby, called the crowd w**kers for booing her and wondered why she had ever come onto the show. Everyone comforted her, particularly Dolly. Davina actually laughed as she gave her 30 seconds to leave the house, possibly as A-Lo was crying so much at being booed. She’s pregnant (Davina) and a bag of hormones.

Then a-Lo laughed her head off when she was guided to another room by a production person and was prompted to be quiet by words on a screen. She danced around quietly in a circle and cried “no way, no way”.

The 5 new HMs have been in hiding for 9 days and think they are going into THE house, not the secret house.

#No. 1 – surprise surprise a straight black man, for A-Lo no doubt. They flirted straight away.
#No 2 – a white, overconfident Orish idiot young bloke. He got booed he’s such a tosser. He doesn’t drink booze!
A-Lo is confused after being booed and thrilled at an Orish bloke.
#No 3 – a cheeky scouse gal, sporty spice look a like. Hates girls. A mouthy gob shite. A bit like Our Kid. Has a boy friend of 3 years.
#No 4 – a young gay man, not that young. “Outrageous” by all accounts. Worked the crowd on the way in. Wow. The only one to mention that they were not in the house.
#No 5 – another gal. Tubby (very), a bit loud and bossy. Catholic. Hmm. Leather fetish. Got booed for being soooooo wacky and “sexy”.

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