big brother : eviction night 2 & day 15

Over the last few days a lot has happened. Nice but Posh left the house as he couldn’t cope with the fame. His last words were “Infamy, infamy, they’ve got it in for me”. Actually that’s a lie. He didn’t get it together with either Grace or Nicki. 2 new housemates entered the house as prizes via the game show task. Prize 1, Sam, a 19-year-old Scottish Lady Boy. Prize 2, Ashleen a Chantelle look-a-likey, but with a gob! Pete backed well away from Our Kid, but not without a big ta do. He foolishly discussed the situation with ‘the others’ and the term Bunny Boiler leaked back to Our Kid, who then kicked off with her best Liam Gallagher impression. She said that she had only been joking. Yes, right. Dicky and Leah have renamed themselves Dicky and Dolly. I which that I’d thought of Dolly first! Dicky has started calling Imogen, Grace and Nicki ‘the plastics’. There is a huge divide in the house with Sleazy, Grace, Imogen and Mikey thinking that they are the crème de la crème. They have tried their best to seclude the new HMs. Chantelle feels like a spare part, the new kid. Glynn is a homophobic, sexist racist who reminds me more and more of Forest Gump. There were a lot of rows. They dressed up like geeks. With Glynn you couldn’t tell. Grace is horrid. Mikey is dull.

Here’s how the nominations went :
Glynn: went for Grace and Richard.
Grace: chose Lea and Richard.
Imogen: was disqualified from nominations this week following
discussions about the other housemates.
Lea: wanted Sezer and Lisa to face the public vote.
Lisa: revealed that Lea and Richard was on her eviction wish
list.
Mikey: confessed that he wanted Richard and Lisa to leave the
House.
Nikki: told Big Brother that Lea and Grace needed the swift
exit.
Pete: felt that he could do life without Imogen and Sezer next
week.
Richard: chose Imogen and Sezer for the public vote.
Sezer: was disqualified from nominations this week following
discussions about the other housemates

And here we are on eviction night again……come on! We have the power. I spent £1 on Sleazy and persuaded people who had never voted before to text in for him very easily.

The morning after another row. Dicky woke up crest-fallen. They had only got to sleep at 4.45am and are all tired. Dicky thinks words were put into his mouth and that he was backed into a corner, isolated and that no one stuck up for him. Apart from Pete, of course. He says he didn’t call Imogen a bitch, he just called her boring and plastic, to her face, in front of everyone and the nation. Leah is upset with Nicki as she has worked out that she nominated her. Her tits are ridiculous. Leah says she tried to stick up for Dicky but couldn’t get a word in edgeways. They are both disappointed in their child Nicki. Dicky feels beaten up and bullied. Nicki confronted the situation with Mom and Pops and reminded Leah that BB is a game. Leah brushed her to one side and said there would be an atmosphere all day. Nicki went to see BB. She thinks that Pete is being off with her. She thinks that Pete is wedged up Leah’s bum and in awe of her. She doesn’t know why Leah is upset when it’s a game show and they all have to nominate. Let’s see what happens when she’s nominated for eviction. Dicky made his peace with Sleazy later and offered to look after Imogen if Sleazy leaves.

BB asked Sleazy how he felt on potentially his last night in the house. He called Dicky heartless and cruel and thinks that Dicky will leave. He doesn’t want to leave. He would miss Imogen the most as he’s grown attached to her. He wants to be remembered as Sezer the Sleazer. Deal. The thing he’s enjoyed the most is seeing women walking around half naked. Chantelle called Imogen Sleazy’s girlfriend. “She’s not my girlfriend”. I think he may fancy her. He said that Imogen is a bit of fun, a bit of affection. Boooo. Get him out.

Our Kid is hanging about with the plastics a lot. She wears shorts all the time. However every single pair looks like a nappy. Grace, Imogen and Our Kid had a bitch about Sam. They imitated her saying everything is “amazing” and somehow Sam became Trans Atlantic and no longer Scottish.

Imogen is in trouble again for telling the others in the middle of the row that she wasn’t allowed to nominate this week and wasn’t going to f**ing nominate you anyway to Dicky. She is banned from nominating next week too. Hurrah. Can she keep her mouth shut this time? Noooo, minutes later she told Sleazy. He called her Ims. Yuck.

SEZER IS OUT. A RECORD 91.6% OF VOTES. HE LOOKED SHOCKED. I DON'T THINK HE WILL EVER GET A HARD ON AGAIN. LEAH CRIED A LOT.