day 27: big brother

A bit of a dull day.
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On waking, the HMs found the house saturated in images, busts and statues of Susie due to the new task, something about the State of Susie. They have to obey her orders, pledge allegiance to her and cannot break the rules or else they are on lentils next week. They can only sing her 3 favourite songs Living on a Prayer, You’re Just too Good to be True and I Like the way You Move and can only eat her favourite foods, although they do include lobster, salmon and strawberries. Lisa has been promoted to a plastic by Dicky. This is because since she fell out with Pete she has not been group hopping, not because she looks like a model. They, the plastics, immediately hated the task and the house decor. They have completely lost their sense of humour. Dim had the grace to laugh at least. Mace called it a load of old shit and commented on how wrinkly Susie’s face looks in the images. Nicki immediately broke the song rule. Then Dicky. And then Pete. Opps. They failed the task within minutes. Not surprising in a house with no music. They do not know that yet though.

Nicki has decided that she now likes Susie, but has so far only confessed this to BB in the DR and Pete. She tried to reconcile with Dicky too, although Dim hates him again and thinks that Chantelle is licking Susie’s arse. Glynn fancies Chantelle again, although he didn’t help his cause by farting on her bed. The Village Idiot still cannot understand why Mace is up for eviction. Chantelle and Dicky think that Mikey and Dim flirt. I think so too. Mace will miss Mikey when she’s gone. Ah, bless. Can’t wait. Still he got some duvet action last night.