big brother: day 19

Another dull one today.

Pete hid in nowhere to get away from Our Kid. She’s doing his head in. You know it’s serious when his Tourettes Syndrome doesn’t kick in. Pete, like me, is into Nature while she wants to kill all insects. This disgusts Pete who is in touch with the Universe and values each and every life. He even feeds ants with jam and cake, which disgusted Our Kid who would rather stamp on them. When Dolly approached them Our Kid pretended that he had just said that he pours boiling water over ants. He fell silent. That’s the way to wind him up.

Dolly’s in with the plastics now, I suppose it was inevitable, what with the silicone tits. Glyn still fancies her. Mace still has it in for Chantelle and it would also appear that Mikey no longer fancies her after the Sleazy jibe. Shame that would have been fun. Unless it’s like in school where you are horrible to the one you really fancy. We’ll see. Mace has also started to get her claws into Dolly for creating in front of Mikey. These young girls eh.

Glyn has a streaking habit. His party trick for 18-year old girls on their birthdays. He holds “it” in his hand. Chantelle knows birds that go out to clubs just to secure a kiss and tell. Different worlds.

I’m disappointed with the nominations this week, although it will be fun watching how Nicky copes. Will she remember it’s just a game and that they’re “not supposed to guess who nominated who”? Still at least Dicky’s not up, although he would have been if Our Kid and Dim had been able to vote. I wish that more people would listen to Dicky, the only person to nominate the intolerable Mace. We need her out of there. She is a class A bitch, has the face of a 50-year old woman and, despite her long legs, looks old and weary before her time. She’s jealous of any other attractive females and knows nothing about her own character at all.

Sam put her foot in it aggggainnnn by pretending she could see Chantelle on the TV screen while she was nominating. This girl does not know when to keep her mouth shut!!! Dolly told Chantelle that Sam told her that Chantelle had been talking about people behind their backs. Cue a confrontation, although Chantelle did not want to get into a she said, I said saga. Dolly stuck her nose in. When Sam gets evicted at the weekend, we’ll see who is telling the truth!!!! Davina will show us. It’s all so trivial I simply cannot keep up. Anyway, Chantelle didn’t fall for it and apologised wholeheartedly to Sam in front of Dolly, who for once kept her mouth shut, for a bit anyway. Chantelle regrets nominating her now and cried a bit.

Oh my God, Mace cried in Nowhere. Our Kid rushed to comfort her. That’s the second episode that ended with a Mace cliffhanger. I think she is being edited too kindly.