cbb day 22

Te he. Dennis was up to mischief again first thing and called Maggot Faggot.

During the day Chantelle genuinely thought that she might be evicted and was excited about seeing her Mum. “I could have gone in the first week” she cried, obviously once too often leading Preston to tell her that she was like a broken record. “Oh well, if you don’t like it, you know what you can do”. “Go and jump in the lake” Michael chipped in. Oh dear. That was even worse than the time that BB zoomed in on him stuffing a carrot up a stuffed raw chicken’s arse. It’s not funny.

Pete did 2 priceless impressions of Jodie in this task. They involved him constantly licking his fake nipples, talking about orgies, saying that she was going to dis them all in her next book, which will be published in a pamphlet, moaning about there being no fit blokes to snog, shouting about being a veg e tar i an, people needing psychiatric help, while pouting and writhing directly at the camera. Later he slipped his fake boobs down to his waist. The film ended with Pete/Jodie winning and saying “can I show my fanny in a 4 page spread?” I can’t wait to see what she says about this. Excellent. Chantelle walked out of the room in disgust, followed by the limpet prat Preston. “He wouldn’t have done that if she was here” she said, ignoring all signs to the contrary. She then ignored Pete, which only served to rile him. However, as Maggot later admitted Jodie had said everything that he had used in his imitation of her…..apart from maybe “I wrote a fuzzy felt book”. Pete is planning on wearing a huge fur coat for the warp party just to annoy her.