day 10

As a task the housemates had to stay underneath cardboard boxes for as long as possible. Preston and Pete were the first out, if they ever got under and tucked into a luxury breakfast. It took me a good long while to figure out whether or not Faria was still under her box. George suggested defeating the system and democratically voting on a winner, so that they didn’t have to sit on the dirty floor. For him it was a selfless action as he made it known that if it persisted as a competition that he would win. Surprise surprise he nominated Rula, his fancy woman to win the prize, because she’s ill, has done a lot of cooking and because he likes red heads. What a man. Even though Traci wanted to stay in her box so that she could sleep and Michael wanted to stay in his box in case he got some fags, they eventually all agreed. You can read all about it George’s infatuation here and here.
George lapping it up. I found it all a little too tedious to blog about. Sorry.

Now Jodie’s gone I suspect that he will be the tabloid’s new target. Inside the house, Pete is worried that he will kick off with Rula and Rula felt a little picked on yesterday. Even though there is a lot of guilt over Jodie’s treatment, I think that most of them are pleased that she said been evicted.

We see the back of Jodie, until tomorrow's tabloids.

This is from her first blog after eviction : C*nts, self-obsessed c*nts. People dead in swimming pools, big scary lips, dead gorillas flying past my window, strange American whining in ear, fake boobs and 50 year old men turn into cats. Old women bitching and getting off on weird cat man. Promise to write tomorrow with sense and secrets.

Pete slept with a pair of underpants over his head. He has renamed Dennis as Fluffy. Fluffy talked about sex within seconds of waking. Tonight’s footage was eviction day and they all handled it in different ways. Pete admitted to being borderline hysterical and that he’d been guilty of producing bad energy, something that he had accused Jodie of. He thinks that she’s addicted to friction. Now, he just wants to separate himself from the bad energy. Plus he’s missing his geezer. He’s scared that George will be evicted and thinks that he stops him from his tendency to get hysterical. George compared it to an election day and steeled himself for a response that could go either way for each candidate. Jodie just moaned. She wanted to leave and swore on her mum’s life that this was true. This phrase trips off her tongue so often that you can tell she is well practiced in it. Maybe no one ever believes a word she says. She wanted to go as there was no-one to snog. She wasn’t happy because she couldn’t be outrageous. She’d rather be out getting wrecked in a club, snogging a bloke and have someone hold her hair while she gets sick in the bog. Her words blog people. Chantelle told her that she could snog Dennis. She replied that she would never do that and claimed that he had no morals as he had slept with so many people. George overheard it all and grassed to Rula and Dennis.

Jodie’s original eviction outfit was going to be a combat jumpsuit. Pete told her that she didn’t parachute in and talked her into glamming up. George suited up and Pete wore another handkerchief outfit (great pecs, arse and legs!). He’s been head to toe Vivienne Westwood (I think) every day.

On hearing the results Pete was speechless. He thought it would be him or George and had even shaved his legs for the occasion. Preston and Michael thought it would be Pete. George was relieved and along with Rula has a new found respect for BB viewers. A bit of outrageous flirting followed. Preston thinks there will be no more rows now as everyone gets along. Ha ha. Maggot also threatened to leave Britain if Jodie wins CBB. He’d be happy for Pete to leave, wants George to stay as he’s a team player and would be happy for Jodie if she was evicted as she could then drink, smoke, eat and have sex anytime she wanted.

Traci had to do an assault course in order to get her birthday party. Dunking her head in slime is a long long way from filming Baywatch. It was unlucky Friday the 13th for her though and on going to the Diary Room she was given a present, told to go to the bedroom and open it. There was a note inside which she was told to read out loud. It said that she was not allowed into her party until Midnight. Oh well, she said, I’ll just pick up my presents and go in there. When the door was locked she was confused until she suddenly remembered the content of the letter she had read out …. seconds before. She tried to tell the others her fate through the glass. Michael couldn’t hear so she mimed it. On communicating Midnight, she held up 17 fingers. She didn’t really miss much though. At the party Michael eerily imitated Jimmy Saville. All his impressions are 10-15 years out of date but Jimmy!! Spooky. Chantelle wore her dress the wrong way round and Rula did a strip, well she took off her Mummy bandages. They ran out of booze after about 1 ½ hours.