A rash catch up. Wake up Preston. Chantelle and Jodie Marsh on the guest list just won’t suit you. Initially I thought that he had got a little Rock ‘n Roll.
The Police have visited but not for Michael.
Traci is the new Jodie ever since she became hormonal.
The HMs were woken by the sound of bells tolling. It was an ominous sound and it had woken them on the previous eviction night. Pete twigged it and screamed that “one of the minorities has to walk’, a theme that he maintained throughout the day. For once, Dennis kept his mouth and his hands to himself on waking and didn’t go near Faria, who Pete thinks is plotting a move to LA with Dennis. Rula did her meditative stretches in front of George arching her spine in a ‘provocative’ manner and stopped once he started talking to Michael and she had lost her audience
Pete informed the HMs that his Dad didn’t hug him or his Mum. This led to a series of group hugs with only Pete and Dennis reluctant to join in. Maggot shame on him cannot speak Welsh. Born and bred he is. Chantelle asked him if he comes from anywhere near Dundee.
There was a long spat between Michael and George with echoes of the previous day’s race row. Rula asked his view and when he growled that hedidn’tgiveadamnshitaboutthat, George felt that Rula was using her “superior command of the English language” to bully and badger Dennis into saying that he did have a view when he clearly didn’t. This was the first sign of trouble brewing between the love cats.
Preston and Chantelle were flirting again. She sat on one of his knees, while Rula was on the other and they hugged. Her outfits are getting more and more outrageous, in an Ibiza Town way. You just know he will go back to his girlfriend and Chantelle will be left bleating about how all men are unfaithful to her. Get your own bloke, bird.
It looks like Pete has a whole selection of possible eviction outfits, all gorgeous. The HMs were surprised that Faria was booed. Pete and Chantelle had their arms around each other. What will foul mouthed Jodie say about that? And she didn’t even vote for Pete. Expect the sour faced bitter old shrew to turn on her pretty friend very quickly and then diss her on a tee-shirt while at the party of the bloke who used to go out with Jessie Wallace from Eastenders which will go up in the gallery on her site or somefing. Phew. Rula obviously did not want to be evicted and Pete though that she was bordering on hysterical. She is annoying Pete and George.
Maggot tested Chantelle’s geography by quizzing her on the capitals of different countries. On asking her for the capital of France she volunteered Brussels and Belgium? Preston assumed that the game was a cruel way to take the piss out of her. I don’t think Maggot has that in him and that Preston in fact showed his own prejudice towards Chantelle.
No sooner than Faria was out, there were more nominations. Bugger, I missed this. Watching the reactions was TV gold. Traci was livid and thought that Dennis would be up for eviction next. George said that he would chose either Maggot or Rula next. Traci was shocked. Maggot took a deep puff of his fag. Rula looked devastated to be picked and took a shape intake of breath. When Preston and George came out of the diary room, Dennis told them straight away that they had seen the whole thing. “I never said that I wanted to win” Rula exclaimed but you can’t trust an actress. Chantelle comforted Preston with words and hugs.
Maggot was upset that George had selected him for eviction and said that if he thought that Maggot had been trying to make a fool of Chantelle, he should have said something at the time. George couldn’t maintain eye contact with Maggot, but surely he’s used to more in dirty tricks campaigns. George regretted that the evictions were made public but didn’t take back a word. This crowing left Maggot going mental and he easily swore as much as I do when I’m angry. He wants to chin him. Later Maggot confronted George and he again said that he would stand by his word. Maggot called him a back stabber to his face. Maggot has a face like thunder and I don’t think it will end there.
Maggot confronted the issue with Chantelle immediately and explained that it was just a game to relive boredom and was not intended to humiliate her. I like him again. Preston feels silly now. It was originally George’s idea to vote for Maggot and Preston was easily led, you don’t say.
Pete attacked Traci just for the hell of it. Dennis for once didn’t swear and just said, “I know. I know”.
Big Brother’s Big Gob, yes you’ve guessed it, excerpts from the delusional Jodie’s new blog entry. "I am calling PETA as soon as I finish this little blog to tell them about Traci's behaviour inside the house (hugging Pete while wearing the coat and apparently having no feelings whatsoever on the matter). She shouldn't be allowed to be associated with such a charity when clearly she doesn't even care about animals. The dumb bird justs wants to see pictures of herself in newspapers and magazines. Traci is a fraud and Dennis is no better. He too has worked for PETA - clearly he too, just wanted to get publicity and doesn't give a shit about animals. If either Traci or Dennis cared then they would have joined me in my argument with Pete Horrific Burns, instead they took his side and called me a "trouble-maker". Disgusting creatures, all of them. If you really must vote for the most hideous show on tv, then at least vote the fake, publicity hungry bastards out, that's Dennis, Traci, Pete, Rula, George, Michael and Maggot in case you were wondering........'
"Pete Burns I hope you get killed by a giant angry gorilla. And may you rot in the pits of Hell forever more you disgusting excuse for a 50 year old man/woman/thing/beast.... Oh, and sort your face out too. I can't help the way I look, but you actually CHOSE to look like that. What is up with you?!"
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