Hurrah, the poisonous one has updated her blog and the touching first line is “I’ve been drowning (no pun intended Barrymore)….” Then she throws in a little chav “A few days ago, on a giant Ikea spree with Dave and Lauren, I saw a beautiful canvas in sepia of a winding country road lined by trees either side. As I looked at it, I felt calm and comforted. It's huge and exactly the right size to hang above my bed’. Then a disaster occurred. On watching Eastenders “there was my tree picture on the wall in one of the youngsers house's. Oh great. So, now I don't want the tree picture. Eastenders is purposely tacky and the houses are furnished hideously. “ Can you believe that she puts this stuff on line? More bitterness “Although I do have an IQ of 136, which is far higher than Traci - sorry, harsh but true. Love it!’. And then she reckons that she is going to start a fight with a red head “I'd like to point out that I've heard from various people that Rula has been saying since she left "everyone was scared of Pete, noone would stand up to him" - clearly she's forgetting that actually I DID stand up to him and was the only one who dared. Two-faced silly old cow. No, Rula, YOU were too scared to stand up to him and now you are trying to make out that everyone was, as it makes you look better. When I see her at the stupid reunion show I have to do this Friday, she's going to get a large chunk of my mind. Speak for yourself Rula, you old hag, DON'T include me in your weakness and lack of morals.’ Last thing “As I write this, I have just received a text from a male celeb.”
Pete thinks that Chantelle loves Preston, that Preston loves the headlines this attracts and that his bird will rip his cock off once he’s out. Traci thinks that he must be dumped by now. Pete, George and Dennis have dumped Michael. Pete thinks that he is after the kiddie’s vote and that he would rip his intestines out to win. Michael really seems to believe that he has a chance of winning as he has not been nominated for eviction (different voters) and because of the reception he got from the crowd on the first night.
Since the banking task began Pete regularly refers to Preston as a little shit, sneaky, cunning and the Oldies are appalled at how easily the 2 youngsters lied. Maggot was given the real results to read out. Chantelle took the deception better than Preston and laughed. “We did it for you guys”. George asked “what you had all that food, cigars and drink for us?” When asked why they had lied so much they said that they were pissed, making the whole situation a lot worse. Preston would like it to be history but Pete told them what good liars they are and how dumb they are that they didn’t realise that they were being watched. George told Preston that he had double standards. He maintains that he would not have touched the food, drink and cigars if he had been there. Preston called George a cheating politician again but to his face this time. At this slight Dennis could take no more and got involved and blew his top at Preston and asked how come George only became the bad guy when Preston found out that he wanted to nominate him. Chantelle actually asked Dennis “do you think I’m boverred? Do you?’
Michael intervened and tried to break up the fight. This led to George and Michael rowing and George telling Michael that he is self obsessed and he said “Poor me, poor me, pour me a drink.” Preston piped up “Wanker, you wanker. Pour me Saddem Hussain’s phone number”. Pete told Preston that he was a wanker for shouting out wanker. Pete reckons that George was not referring to Michael’s past alcoholic problems when he said “poor me, pour me”. Michael’s biggest insult was “no wonder Blair threw you out” to which George replied “keep talking Michael”. Michael did not cry. Indeed he calmed down and told everyone that until they have been in his position, that they should keep their opinions to themselves. He bleated on again about what’s been written about in the papers. Once again I do not know how I feel about him being in the house. It’s still not funny.
Still, it’s just like having Jodie back in the house.
Days since my last fag : 6
Days until I get my life back : 3
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