Poor Jodie’s 1000 words for the News of the World have been cut to approx 250. Ah.
The nominations for Wednesday's SHOCK double eviction are: Chantelle + Dennis + George. George will definitely go. The other is harder to call. It will probably be Dennis as Chantelle has been a favourite for a long time, but support for him has been growing of late. She has been trying to turn Preston against Dennis and it all depends on C4 editing here on. I suspect that C4 will make her look good now as there are only 2 women in the house and for the publicity that the show would get from a non-celebrity winning the prize. If Traci is the last woman left in the house, her ego will know no bounds.
Chantelle took the eviction announcement breezily enough saying that her foundation problem was less serious now. Dennis worked out. George was expecting it. Pete cried that he was out of the number of nomination chart now and is crying out for some adversity in his life. Pete and Dennis are bonding quite a lot of late. Pete is shocked at the nominations and once again mentioned how shocked he is that Jodie was voted out. This led to yet another bitching session which will be reported here as Jodie gave up smoking on the penultimate day in the house and yet her first blog when out of it read “Going now, need a rest and a fag (not Pete - a cigarette)’. Any feeble old excuse will do for me. Pete informed Dennis that Jodie has LA and Playboy aspirations “No way man. She’s too big, she’s not pretty. Not the way she is”. “Saggy tits?” Pete chipped in.
Preston has just announced that on their last tour, the band had NO MOET NO SHOWET on their rider. It’s about time someone explained that to him that promoters deduct all expenses from settlements. Der.
Hurrah, spring is on the way. It’s getting lighter and lighter all the time.
Dear jimbob
Michael Barrymore is ‘fragile’. He constantly talks about himself and his recovery. The only HM who can tolerate this is Pete. Michael obsessively cooks and cleans and holds court in the kitchen. Some of the housemates, like Traci, feel they cannot cook because of his stranglehold of the area. Others, like Chantelle, get barked at for taking things like mayonnaise out of the fridge. He gets no sleep and has gradually unravelled. The oldies have not nominated him because of his psychological condition. The youngies like his cooking. This will all change now as he has been picking fights for the last couple of days, in particular with gentle giant Dennis. The whole thing gives me the shivers and I remain unsure about his inclusion in the house at all.
Yours codenamelizzy
Pete got a formal warning from BB for breaking the rules and not staying in the room with the others during eviction time. I bet he’s scared. He won’t care if they televise his nominations or discussions, as we know he is missing the adversity he has lacked for a whole day now.
Michael has started stockpiling cigarettes. George thinks it’s a drink and drugs substitution.
George was punished for discussing his nominations. Preston collected an envelope and read out loud what George had actually said. He had commented on everyone but in particular mentioned that he would liked to have nominated Preston and Chantelle but couldn’t because Preston was with him in the Diary Room and they both had to agree on the nominations. As a further punishment the housemates then voted on whether or not George should be able to nominate this week or not. Preston was clearly angry even though it’s the point of the show. These youngsters eh. Maggot lost it with George too when he watched footage of George nominating him on the BB TV. We should be telling them to ‘get a room” not a life. Pete then did a marvellous Cher impression “If I could turn back time”.
There was an actual ballot booth. Chantelle voted “no” verbally for the benefit of the viewers. So did Preston who said “a cheating politician eh, who would have thought it.” Pah, someone tell these kids that discretion is the better part of valour.
Who nominated who;
Chantelle: George as he’s shifty and crafty + Dennis as he’s disrespectful and rude (look Jodie - no Pete, no Michael)
Dennis: Chantelle as she doesn’t contribute anything and hasn’t done a thing + Michael as he’s breaking down and needs to renew his views on what’s going on in his life
George: the HMs voted against him nominating this week
Maggot: Pete + George, as he should be out doing his job
Michael: Dennis, cos he came at him twice (this is laughable) + Pete because he’s high maintenance. A ha ha.
Pete: Traci + Chantelle
Preston: George + Dennis, as Michael is his new best friend and because Chantelle is poisoning him against Dennis
Traci: George as he’s two faced + Chantelle as she only knocks about with Preston and gives her funny looks
George is upset that he has been nominated. Preston is sulking about what George said.
They must have put something in water. Preston asked Pete not to smoke in the bedroom. He had a sneaky smoke when they were all asleep and when he still wanted to leave (after the stress of his coat getting a long stretch). And then Maggot and Pete brought up Michael & Dennis’ row with Dennis. I think it was an attempt to tick him off. Maggot reckons that he will face up to Pete soon. Pete thinks that Chantelle and Preston are playing to win and are befriending Michael to get him on side. He says that Preston is sly but really Preston is just a skinny over tattooed twat who thinks he’s smarter than he is and who is easily influenced by a blonde bint who says “no way” a lot and who fancies him. Pete and George are drifting away from Michael and perhaps the lack of pep talk is why Michael is losing it. Pete talks a lot of sense, is hilarious and I would definitely want him on my side.
A tedious task. It was a bit funny.
2 comments:
what's happended to Barrymore? has he gone? DId I miss something?
errrr this a day off or what?
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