day 13

Up for eviction are Dennis the Predator, Faria the Harpy and Pete, who defies classification. Who nominated who.

Analysis
2 nominations : Chantelle + George + Michael + Pete + Rula + Traci
3 nominations : Dennis + Faria
0 nominations : Maggot + Preston

Maggot probably got no votes as presumably everyone has forgotten he’s in there. The casting vote for Pete was placed by the wicked witch Rula. Boo hiss. It looks like I was wrong about Pete being nice to her then. I do not know if they are aware that the next eviction is on Wednesday.

Reality TV gone mad.

Another relatively dull show. Preston is now 24. Immediately on waking on the morning after the night before Dennis told him that he had his hand on Chantelle’s arse the night before (pre birthday drinks) and by all accounts Dennis kept this up all day. They screamed and shrieked in protest but they can deny it all they like. It was caught on film and is bound to be in their best bits.

Rula is still getting right up Pete’s crack (his words blog people). He’s still in a strop about the fags and coffee but no longer wants to leave, probably just to spite Rula. He pointed out that they are both drugs and that he’s not in rehab. Michael, who has been in rehab 8 times, remains the most effective deterrent I have ever seen for not over indulging in drink and drugs. He stumbles his way through every sentence and it sometimes takes him quite a while to locate the word he needs in order to finish his sentence.

Nominations: Dennis told Faria that he wouldn’t be bothering her again. Is it because of a preconceived idea you have she asked? What like a kiss and tell I ask? Or so he could drink his tea without fear of piss in it? It led to her nominating him. Pete, relentless in his teasing of the dim Chantelle, threw the naive one by saying “go stab 2 people in the back” as she walked to the Diary Room. They all laughed apart from Rula, as she was not sure if the power of the pants would be revealed to them during nominations or not. Once Chantelle got back she cried, “oh you’re next” when Dennis was called, as usual, in alphabetical order. Faria tried to nominate herself. “Oh this so hard”. Hardly throwing yourself on your sword is it? Preston looked shifty whilst nominating Dennis for his teasing and knows that there will be trouble at home. Traci was called to the Diary Room before Rula. Is it a mistake? What’s going on? Etc etc. Rula had to call on all her acting skills to bluff them over her pants of power until she got into the Diary Room. Pete sussed it out and said she had the shitty job committee job to do. Inevitably she voted for Pete citing him as high maintenance, unpredictable, undomesticated and for constantly demanding more all the time. In the Diary Room she was told that she could reveal the power of the pants if she chose to but could not discuss nominations. She told them with little persuasion, in the most dramatic tear felt manner. "Alas, poor house mates! I knew them; a crowd of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy." She is an actress you know.

Traci has taken over Jodie’s bird mantle. She feels that the housemates are against her because she’s American. I suppose it’s nomination fever. Dennis has revealed that Traci used to hit on him all the time, even in front of his old girl friends. I suppose that’s why she keeps bickering with him and with Dennis and Faria getting on so well, she feels left out. But like Jodie, she’s segregating herself. Everyone else feels a team vibe.

Preston’s birthday party had a Mods and Rocker theme. They all had to do a mod or rocker solo dance in front of the other housemates. George loved Rula’s raunchy set. He was awful but Pete screaming ‘swing that colostomy bag” probably didn’t help. Preston says that he has not ever laughed so much since he’s been in the house, not in all his life and he’s not exaggerating. Faria finally admitted to fancying Dennis. Traci thinks Faria may be the one. LA airhead bull shit. Dennis gave Faria a peck on the cheek and promised her a sushi date when they get out. I knew he’d do it. I wonder if he’ll get bored now. Rula’s warned her off and said to be careful until they get out explaining that it would add fuel to her particular vote. Hmmm, that was a hint that she has been nominated for eviction before Faria knows. RULA OUT. RULA OUT. I wonder what Dennis will say when he finds out that she nominated him for eviction.

I liked this: Pete to Michael, do you think sucking dick has given you some sort of superior knowledge?

I’m out to tea on Wednesday – who wants to deputise?


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