Shebaz will henceforth be known as Jodie Marsh, Sezer as Sleazy and Lisa as Our Kid or Smoking Lady, Dawn as Miss Motivator
Grace dressed Sleazy in drag. He looked really good. Richard simulated sex with him. Sexual terrorist, self-titled. Sleazy snuggled up to Imogen and nearly got a kiss before she backed out. Nicki says he doesn’t fancy any of the men but gave BB her low-down on possible hot love action…..She thinks that all the man are after Imogen. She thinks that Imogen will end up with Mikey. She thinks that Grace is after Mikey but if he can’t have Imogen and she can’t have him / or Sleazy / or anyone else, then she’ll have George now that she has found out he lives in Sloane Square. If Sleazy gets Imogen, Mikey will go with Grace. If Mikey gets her, Sleazy will have Grace. Nicki marked Sleazy card by calling him a womanising perv. He didn’t stop her sitting in his lap for a while later though. Sleazy thinks Imogen is trying to play him and Mikey, his main man, off against each other and is clearly trying to get in there first. Imogen seems the type to fall for all the attention but we know that it will end in tears. Kinder garden stuff eh. Later in the swimming pool action, which has a camera that they don’t know about Richard suggested passing sipped wine from mouth to mouth, while launching an attack on George who ran. Pete showed everyone his huggggggeeeeeeeeeeeee penis. I think that he’d been dying to show it off. Lisa jumped onto him straight away and he likes her – he told BB that he likes her spark. Expect some romance there.
Miss Motivator needs to have a shower but can’t as she does not have her suitcase and she wants to shower in her swimming costume so that no one can see her naked body. She doesn’t want to jeopardise her career in exercise. I thought that lot would be more liberal. Any place I have ever exercised had a whole host of exhibitionist nudies running around. Even at in the Shark’s gym, where I only went to once, I saw sights that I will never ever forget. High-pitched screams from Bonny Langford in the bathroom alerted the house to the horrid odour of BO on Leah’s towel, where she had not left one. Sleazy and Nicki grassed the culprit up to Leah, it was Miss Motivator. I cannot believe that she has not had a shower yet. It’s day 3. She is huge and had been doing exercises every day. More horrors followed shortly as Richard discovered that a vest top he had leant to MM also stunk to high heaven. After much bitchy discussion Sleazy finally said that maybe they should pipe down as MM was bound to have heard and we’ve already seen tears from her. This didn’t stop Nicki and Richard telling BB the story with great relish. Someone tell em, no one likes a grass.
Jodie wanted to help his friend Leah and boiled the towel. However shortly after his kind community act he became care in the community once again and lay crying in bed yet again and refused to eat until he was sure that everyone was happy. This was under the pretence of getting the shopping wrong and jeopardising the loo roll situ (te he). The BBhood were responsible for this week’s shopping and got it wrong. Jodie had overall responsibility for the budget and overspending and went over the list with BB in the DR again but still somehow managed to overspend by £120. BB crossed off the last 14 items including loo roll and beer. Smoking Lady confronted Jodie who turned on the water works immediately. She’s annoyed that he didn’t come and get her. I suspect that he did it on purpose to get the beers knocked off, as surely one couldn’t be £120 worth of out? I think that he has a problem with people drinking, among other problems that is. He’s clearly deranged, even as Sleazy was trying to comfort him about his error over the shopping he said “I don’t like you” and later told him to f**k off. Richard gathered the group and told them all NOT to talk about the situation, as the attention is exactly what Jodie wanted. How Pete Burns of him. It will be interesting to see what the real Jodie says about Shebaz, seeing as he’s playing her role.
Jodie told BB again that he wanted to leave. He did this with his back to BB and while hiding on the floor and said that BB was making fun of him. As he was talking to BB the whole group were slating him, while simultaneously attempting to bond with Bono in order to complete the lynch mob. Only Pete has voiced any concern over what he sees as the group’s complete intolerance to Jodie’s behaviour. Jodie says that he has proved what he wanted to by coming onto the show, that is showing people that he is still alive, but is fed up being a number. He is not a Prisoner OK. Too much telly is clearly bad for you.
Meanwhile the BBhood had to designate wrapped prizes to those not in the group. Jodie tired of the group’s inefficiency pretty quickly and insisted on talking over as the task said one of the leaders should do it. He was then rude to all the other members and spat out “you’re drunk” at them. He was so vile that Lisa was spitting venom at hit and really wanted to hit him. There was a BBhood hat hidden in one of the prizes and it went to Sleazy. There is no way that Jodie would voluntarily let Sleazy into the BBhood, so this could be an interesting development. Jodie went on and on after the task was over and kept making faces at the cameras. Smoking Lady started to imitate him and got quite into it, possible because she was actually quite pissed. Jodie called her an imbecile, which Leah took great exception to. She shouted at him “don’t f**king inflict you pain on other people” and had quite a rant before being calmed down by Richard. This was all alcohol fuelled. Richard told everyone not to speak to Jodie. He performed a magic trick, a little bit of theatre that I’m sure Jodie would have appreciated another time, and made him disappear in a flash. If only.
Dawn had a word later and told Jodie that he was using the terms Paki and Poof to hide his BAD behaviour behind. He seemed to be taking it all in but then later when everyone was asleep he took all ALL all of the food out of the kitchen and put it into a bin in the garden. Where are the men in white coats? How long can this go on for? It’s so hard to believe that it’s only been 3 days!
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