big brother : day 9

Nicki is moaning again. She feels locked up and like a cooped up chicken. She says that she can’t take much more. She wishes that SHE was up for eviction. She wants to go clubbing. She’s used to her freedom. It’s all about her. Then she started bawling like Violet Elizabeth. Pete had some patience with her but Sleazy told Imogen that Nicki is starting to grate on people because of her moaning. He’s started grooming people for the nomination process. He has George on side already and I think he will nominate Nicki. I can’t wait for the nominations to begin.

Grace says she gets on with Mikey, Imogen, Sleazy and George. A clique if forming here that excludes Nicki. The others are happy to be floaters. This grouping is Grace and Sleazy’s doing. Sleazy thinks that couples last longer in the house and Grace wants Nicki away from George. Grace wanted to sleep alone last night and says that Mikey keeps jumping into her bed. She doesn’t want things to get too routine and is not tied down. She said that despite any rumours, George does not fancy Nicki OK! She’s checked with the man himself and agreed to be his snuggle partner. I think that’s a euphemism for prick tease or wanting the opportunity to change one’s mind about one’s man in the near future. George admitted that he saw potential in Nicki at first but has gone off her as she’s boring, moans all the time and only cares about her appearance. Whereas Grace listens and cares. Sweet.

Nicki came over all Jodie Marsh and bemoaned the lack of fit men in the house. She wants a pretty boy in there. She says that she’s given up on George. He’s been off with her since she fell asleep as he told her a story. Nicki slagged off Grace saying that she is tripleted off and that she wants all the men. It’s because George fancies Grace. Nicki feels silly for having said that she liked George previously and for the unrequited effort that she has put in. Later Nicki found Grace, George and Lisa in the bath together (yes there’s a bath) and said it looked cosy. She ran straight to Mikey to grass and told him to get Grace out of the bath. Mikey told her to chill out. Pete asked if George had a semi. Nicki can see that Grace is preparing to dump Mikey. She knows the man / woman game as she plays it outside of the house all the time.

None of this stopped her from jumping in George’s bed later that night though. She told him that she likes cuddles but he did not give her one. She then said that she thought that he liked Grace. He gave a non-committal response. She added that she won’t be sloppy seconds to Grace. He had made NO sign of a move on her during this speech. Run man. Run for your life.