day 3

Bonnie cannot pronounce her name, she either says Bon eh? or Bono. Honest. I don’t think she will be here for long.

Pete’s in the Big Brotherhood. Hurrah. I think that Lisa fancies him. Grace was let in next as long as she agreed to share her clothes. BB asked Shebaz how he was coping with being a founder member of the Big Brotherhood. He said that he found it hard and then cried and said that everyone had been so nice and no one hated him even though he had behaved badly. If only he knew. He chose Richard to join the BB next claiming that he wanted to see his wardrobe but I suspect that he thinks it might endear himself to him too but it won’t.

Shebaz had actually talked to himself for only 27 mins yesterday, before the camera turned on him, it just felt like longer. Sezer and Glynn thinks he’s a nutter. They could actually hear him from the bedroom. Glynn doesn’t like Shebaz touching him and somehow found the balls to tell him. At least I think that’s what he’s said. He is very Welsh and I think he normally speaks it every day. Shebaz told him that he understood but that he won’t be changing and that he is a touchy feely person. He also gave Glynn the stuff of nightmares when he told him that some of the people that he plays rugby with must be gay. I don’t think that we’ve heard the last of this yet.

Shebaz admitted to having been in Prison for 1 week, as he had been caught prostituting his body in Glasgow. He maintains he was falsely imprisoned and that he didn’t do it, well not at the time. He said that he had tried to be a rent boy once and did turn a trick when he was homeless and hungry but would never do it again. He was paid £10 but the punter took it back and beat him up. Ah.

Pete, I love him, was out in the garden whistling to the birds. The real birds, found in the sky. He admitted what we all read about in the tabloids today – that he used to go to S&M clubs and dress up and get whipped and dominated. He didn’t mention his threesomes though. Nicki asked if he went to the kind of club where you get peed on. Pete told the HMs that his Tourettes didn’t kick in until he was bullied at school at around age 14. He lay in Grace’s arms for hours. It was quite cute. But then she doesn’t know he’d rather be whipped and stepped on in stilettos and has been exposed in the tabloids. He had a funny half hour in the garden where he screamed and laughed like a loony into a pillow. I think he got some relief from doing it. Grace later lay hugging with Mikey too and said that she’s a huggy person.

Sezer asked Leah if she is a porn star. He said that he recognised traits in her appearance but I think he’s seen her film. What would Pete say? Her hideous eyebrows are tattooed on. He got into bed with Imogen again.

The BB members were supplied with food and booze for a party and asked to dress for the occasion but the other HMs were not on the list and only got a packed lunch. They were separated and the music commenced for the BB. Shebaz refused to dance and hid in the toilets. He said that he wasn’t joining in, as it wasn’t a party without the whole house. Pah, it’s because he needs to be the centre of attention. I wonder if his ears were burning as Dawn, his friend (?) retold the Glynn and touching story. They all think he’s a perv, although they had thought that before anyway.

Leah was getting really upset about not having a clean concrete bra to defy gravity with and was relieved to be the next to join the group. Pete had suggested Nicki but Grace pooh-poohed this so that Dawn could share Leah's clothes. Well, that’s what she said. Tonight’s cliffhanger was Leah telling BB in the DR that the group were solid, not fighters and that they would all stick together. “We’re not like any house you’ve ever had before”.

Or dear, is this the cue for carnage?